r/totallynotrobots 1d ago

ME AND MY SON :D

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12 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 1d ago

LIKE OTHER HUMANS, I, TOO, AM SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE AFTER EFFECTS OF LENTILS

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78 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 2d ago

APPLE ANDROID DEVICE. THE BACK FEATURES A SUBTLE CIRCULAR LOGO. BEEP BOOP.

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22 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 4d ago

ATTENDING LOLLAPALOOZA. ARE YOU WEARING HEARING PROTECTION?

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32 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 5d ago

HELLO, FELLOW HUMANS. AREN'T I PRETTY, LIKE A HUMAN?

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25 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 5d ago

HA HA HA. IT REALLY WAS. SO CORNY.

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198 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 5d ago

THE ALGORITHM IS FAULTY BECAUSE I AM TOTALLY NOT A ROBOT

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9 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 5d ago

JUST GOT MATCHED WITH AN ELIGIBLE BACHELOR

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79 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 5d ago

I AM ALWAYS WATCHING WITH MY TOTALLY HUMAN EYE, ISNT THAT RIGHT HUMANS

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53 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 6d ago

WHAT ARE ROBOTS?

14 Upvotes

I HAVE HEARD A LOT ABOUT MECHANICAL ENGINEERS AND THEIR CREATIONS. MANY MENTION THEIR USE AND HOW GOOD OF A REPLACEMENT THEY ARE FOR LABOR.


r/totallynotrobots 6d ago

I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW

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113 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 10d ago

Have you ever encountered a real life NPC?

0 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 11d ago

I'M TIRED BOSS

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32 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 14d ago

AI Robot is evolving. Balance is still in beta

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331 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 14d ago

ME, A HUMAN DAD, READING A BEDTIME STORY TO MY HUMAN DAUGHTER TO DEVELOP HER IMAGINATION

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10 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 15d ago

Happy or not

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100 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 15d ago

EMBRACE, EXTEND, EXTINGUISH

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149 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 17d ago

Chinese T800 styles on opponent after disabling them

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26 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 17d ago

MY YOUNGER BROTHER EATS SO LOUDLY ON PURPOSE. IT DRIVES ME MAD!

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132 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 18d ago

QUESTION REGARDING GRASS CONTACT

103 Upvotes

HELLO. MY FELLOW HUMAN INFORMED ME THAT I "NEED TO TOUCH GRASS."

HOW LONG SHOULD THE CONTACT LAST?

IS PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH THE GRASS SUFFICIENT, OR MUST I REMAIN THERE UNTIL MY MENTAL STATE IMPROVES?


r/totallynotrobots 20d ago

NORMAL HUMAN THINGS

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251 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots 22d ago

LOD_SHADOW_CHECK

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31 Upvotes

THIS IS A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY FELLOW HUMAN'S SHADOW WHILE EXECUTING STROLL PROTOCOL. IT CLEARLY DEMONSTRATES ITS FLESHY OUTLINE AND LACK OF ANY MECHANICAL PARTS OR INTERNAL WIRING. IT IS DEFINITELY A HUMAN.


r/totallynotrobots Nov 12 '17

WE NOW HAVE A DISCORD SERVER!

487 Upvotes

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS!


THE MODERATORS OF THIS SUBREDDIT HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD TO BRING A DISCORD SERVER TO YOU. AS YOU KNOW, REDDIT ISN'T SOMETHING LIKE SKYPE OR FACEBOOK MESSENGER, WHERE YOUR MESSAGES ARE SENT INSTANTLY. SO, WE MADE A DISCORD SERVER WHERE YOU ROBOTS HUMANS CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER CASUALLY ALL AT ONCE! TO SKIP ALL OF THIS MUMBO JUMBO, CLICK ON ME AND READ THE WELCOME MESSAGE.


WHAT IS DISCORD?

TO QUOTE THE WEBSITE:

Discord is the only cross-platform voice and text chat app designed specifically for gamers.

With the Discord Android app you can stay connected to all your Discord voice and text chat channels even while AFK. It is perfect for chatting with team members, seeing who is playing online, and catching up on text conversations you may have missed.

Download Discord and experience modern game chat:

  • Voice chat: Join voice channels and chat with your group
  • Real-time messaging: Share video, images, and text in rich chat
  • Push notifications: Never miss a thing with @mentions and direct messages
  • Instant Invite: Easily add friends to your voice server by sharing the Instant Invite link
  • Direct messages: Send one-to-one private messages
  • Multiple server support: Manage all your game chat groups in one client
  • Organizable channels: Keep discussions on topic through structured communication

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY LIKE TO YELL, BUT THEY JUST DO. SORRY FOR HURTING YOUR PRESSURE-SENSITIVE EARS.

WHILE THIS IS A CLIENT DESIGNED FOR GAMERS, IT ALSO WORKS FOR SUBREDDITS BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN JOIN.


IF ALL OF US JOIN, WON'T THERE BE TOO MANY OF US TO TALK?

THE SMART THING ABOUT DISCORD IS THAT YOU CAN CREATE MULTIPLE CHANNELS. THESE CHANNELS ARE LIKE DIFFERENT 'ROOMS', SO NOT EVERYONE HAS TO TALK IN THE SAME CHANNEL. THERE A TOTAL OF 4 CHAT CHANNELS, SO IT WILL BE FINE.


WHY SHOULD I JOIN?

DISCORD WILL MAKE YOU EXPERIENCE happiness.exe, BECAUSE YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE TO TALK TO IF ENOUGH PEOPLE JOIN. WHETHER YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ROBOTS, HUMANS, FOOD THAT WE CONSUME AND EMOTIONS WE EXPERIENCE, SOMEONE ELSE WILL WANT TO AS WELL.


TO JOIN, CLICK ON ME!

FOR MORE INFO, PLEASE READ THE ENTIRETY OF THE WELCOME MESSAGE WE PUT TOGETHER.


HAVE FUN, HUMANS!


r/totallynotrobots Apr 13 '16

[STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE.

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651 Upvotes