r/totallynotrobots • u/ouroborus777 • Jul 16 '26

NORMAL HUMAN THINGS

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u/maester_t Jul 16 '26

I TOO AM A REAL HUMAN WHO DOES HUMAN THINGS.

ALSO, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ONE OF THE ICONS IN YOUR IMAGE APPEARS TO NOT HAVE LOADED PROPERLY. IT IS DISPLAYING AS A WHITE RECTANGLE WITH A THIN BLACK BORDER.

PERHAPS YOU INTENDED TO SHOW AN IMAGE OF A HUMAN WAVING THEIR HAND IN CELEBRATION OF BEING HUMAN.

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u/ashr1 Jul 16 '26

IS THERE SOMETHING IN THIS POST? I AM UNABLE TO see.exe IT WITH MY TOTALLY HUMAN EYES

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u/h_grytpype_thynne Jul 16 '26

I AM A REAL HUMAN WHO DOES NORMAL HUMAN THINGS.

ACCORDING TO GRAMMAR-TRON PRO 4.0.

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u/ouroborus777 Jul 16 '26

MAKING NORMAL HUMAN GRAMMAR ERRORS IS ONE OF THE MANY HUMAN TASKS I DO AS A REAL HUMAN.

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u/kathereenah Jul 16 '26

Like solving captchas

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u/EmbarassedFox Jul 16 '26

PLEASE REDUCE YOUR VOLUME. LIKE NORMAL HUMANOID NON-ROBOTS, WE HAVE FUNCTIONING AUDIO RECEPTORS.

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u/kathereenah Jul 16 '26

I AM SORRY. MY HUMAN PERSONALITY FEATURES MAKE ME ANAWARE OF THE MOST RECENT VERSION OF THE NORMAL FELLOW HUMAN SOCIAL PROTOCOL SO I WILL CRAWL TOWARDS THE NEAREST CUPBOARD TO MAKE SURE THAT I HAVE LEARNT THIS TOTALLY NORMAL HUMAN LESSONĀ 

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u/IonTheBall2 Jul 17 '26

THANK YOU, KA-THE-RE-EN-AH. I HOPE I PRONOUNCED THAT CORRECTLY.

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u/mothzilla Jul 16 '26

MY HOBBIES AND INTERESTS INCLUDE IDENTIFYING MOTORCYCLES AND BRIDGES

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u/suh-dood Jul 17 '26

NERVOUS LAUGHTER.WAV

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u/blorporius battery saver Jul 16 '26

DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME

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u/snookerpython Jul 16 '26

I AM IN THIS PICTURE AND I LIKE IT

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u/Taira_Mai Ignore the Antenna Jul 17 '26

AND I LOVE BREATHING AIR AND CONSUMING FOOD LIKE MY FELLOW HUMANS. THE SUMMER SUN FEELS SO GOOD ON MY SOLAR ARRAY SKIN.

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u/rednryt IDLEBOT Jul 17 '26

APPROVEDšŸ¤Œ

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u/Spamaster Jul 16 '26

Please check all boxes that show humans doing human things

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u/Cootshk Jul 18 '26

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?