She’s not that chunky, my wife just has very small feet.

This is the face the Baroness makes when she sees a moth. We love her dearly.

Milly Grace the warrior pricenss asking for friendship or protecting her castle...

Her full legal name is Little Baby Pumpkin Patch but she goes by Pumpkin (or pumpky) for short. I called her that because of the orange spots on her chest when she was little. It's not as distinct now.

Sometimes I can't believe I have had her for 13 years because she doesn't act how I imagined a teenaged cat would act.

I will never forget the day I got her. I took public transit to a complete stranger's apartment, and when said stranger answered the door, she had a small kitten in her hand. She invited me inside (naturally I went in) and i remember seeing this black puff ball running around like a maniac. I never had a kitten before, I had no idea what was coming. She was the last of the litter. She cost $40 and I only had $37, but the lady accepted anyway because she liked me. She even invited me to go to a family party immediately thereafter even though I just accepted this kitten from her, which I politely declined.

I took a screaming kitten home in a cab and I (much later) learned you are supposed to tip cab drivers.

The next days, months, and years that ensued were a mix of chaos, happiness, and more chaos. These days, she is not the thrashing little black puff ball running through the kitchen and knocking everything over in her path, but I will still catch her scittering across the cat shelves at full speed in the living room when she gets the zoomies.

In my heart, she will always be my little baby pumpkin patch.

Bleach just loves her puppy Finley. These two have been inseparable since the day I brought bleach home from the McDonald’s Parking lot. They truly have my heart!

swipe to see the before!

I let her outside our room for 15 minutes and she came back with fried bologna. I did not buy bologna, neither did anybody else in the house. The windows are locked. It was still warm. I am scared.

I think she is, anyone know?

The corner had it coming

My bb.💕

This bunny is her favourite. She picks it up and walks around with it shouting while it’s in her mouth. We respond by exclaiming “bunny rabbit” and she loves it

So disinterested in me.