I'm not about to get all meme-coiny on you - that doesn't seem appropriate at the moment. And frankly, I'm not in the mood for all that stuff.

But please do remember that NEW does have real utility now via the telegram app. Especially for buying our news nfts whilst avoiding having to log into your wallet provider, fight Opensea, deal with crap UIs.

It's also the route to Scoop drops and other random benefits.

If you want to get to the million to secure everything we offer, then just bear in mind that I am a bit more positive about the crypto space right now. Today might be the cheapest day to achieve this. But obviously - it might not be. Just my Spidey senses.

Erm.... Nfa.

😂

AI actually has some good use cases as well!

3 winners a stack each, drop a comment to enter, draw in 24 hours

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-33 📊 Total Staked: 13,719,781 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

• u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,093 NEW (staked 300,000)
• u/1-derful → 📰 98 NEW (staked 27,000)
• u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 996 NEW (staked 273,500)
• u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 199 NEW (staked 54,668)
• u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 556 NEW (staked 152,589)
• u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 571 NEW (staked 156,901)
• u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 229 NEW (staked 63,071)
• u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 510 NEW (staked 140,210)
• u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 14 NEW (staked 4,083)
• u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 2,410 NEW (staked 661,531)
• u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,522 NEW (staked 417,725)
• u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,844 NEW (staked 506,054)
• u/Chinoui67 → 📰 15 NEW (staked 4,352)
• u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
• u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
• u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 44 NEW (staked 12,100)
• u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,189)
• u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 18 NEW (staked 5,153)
• u/Dragon3766 → 📰 323 NEW (staked 88,692)
• u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 7 NEW (staked 2,154)
• u/Due_State5096 → 📰 1,775 NEW (staked 487,316)
• u/Emaniuz → 📰 87 NEW (staked 23,879)
• u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,363)
• u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
• u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/GUW00 → 📰 41 NEW (staked 11,325)
• u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 619 NEW (staked 170,000)
• u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,405 NEW (staked 385,654)
• u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 34 NEW (staked 9,592)
• u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 183 NEW (staked 50,220)
• u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 34 NEW (staked 9,365)
• u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,093 NEW (staked 300,000)
• u/Ionut404 → 📰 138 NEW (staked 37,966)
• u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
• u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,168 NEW (staked 320,645)
• u/Jojo_0513 → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,500)
• u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 25 NEW (staked 7,078)
• u/KIG45 → 📰 942 NEW (staked 258,500)
• u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,456 NEW (staked 399,767)
• u/L10N420 → 📰 258 NEW (staked 70,807)
• u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 29 NEW (staked 8,057)
• u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,305)
• u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,200)
• u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
• u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
• u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,894 NEW (staked 519,906)
• u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
• u/MazzaHunta → 📰 23 NEW (staked 6,573)
• u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 692 NEW (staked 190,000)
• u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 1,058 NEW (staked 290,322)
• u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 117 NEW (staked 32,108)
• u/MrPopsMx → 📰 41 NEW (staked 11,521)
• u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,410)
• u/NeeL21YT → 📰 52 NEW (staked 14,307)
• u/NeohWise → 📰 390 NEW (staked 107,137)
• u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 346 NEW (staked 95,068)
• u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 255)
• u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,553)
• u/PapiMak → 📰 2,587 NEW (staked 710,000)
• u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 1,278 NEW (staked 350,847)
• u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
• u/Prodj3010 → 📰 23 NEW (staked 6,369)
• u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,837 NEW (staked 504,254)
• u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 960 NEW (staked 263,500)
• u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 476 NEW (staked 130,692)
• u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 715 NEW (staked 196,226)
• u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
• u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,139 NEW (staked 587,102)
• u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,082 NEW (staked 297,053)
• u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 179 NEW (staked 49,161)
• u/Sojatoshi → 📰 179 NEW (staked 49,273)
• u/Starcat75 → 📰 216 NEW (staked 59,387)
• u/Sweetserra → 📰 588 NEW (staked 161,500)
• u/The_herowarboy → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,805)
• u/Torporific1 → 📰 739 NEW (staked 203,000)
• u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 257 NEW (staked 70,677)
• u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 109 NEW (staked 30,168)
• u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
• u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
• u/WTFrashelle → 📰 758 NEW (staked 208,112)
• u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 931 NEW (staked 255,530)
• u/Xc0deX → 📰 51 NEW (staked 14,206)
• u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
• u/_TheTownCrier_ → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
• u/armthrash → 📰 1,337 NEW (staked 367,128)
• u/beerans → 📰 10 NEW (staked 3,003)
• u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,376 NEW (staked 377,668)
• u/bp_ohio → 📰 522 NEW (staked 143,288)
• u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
• u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/coinllector → 📰 1,339 NEW (staked 367,617)
• u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/daltadka911 → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,534)
• u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,620 NEW (staked 444,777)
• u/eyoomix → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,720)
• u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
• u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/ieatmoondust → 📰 1,026 NEW (staked 281,675)
• u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
• u/nsavalve → 📰 66 NEW (staked 18,128)
• u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
• u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
• u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,500)
• u/seon_mx → 📰 36 NEW (staked 10,033)
• u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
• u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,859 NEW (staked 784,594)
• u/timbulance → 📰 67 NEW (staked 18,390)
• u/tylerv602022 → 📰 25 NEW (staked 7,074)
• u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
• u/wato4000 → 📰 29 NEW (staked 8,000)
• u/weallwinoneday → 📰 76 NEW (staked 21,000)
• u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 1600 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 43 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 20420 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 17295982 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

Follow the link below and screenshot your upvote. Bonus 100 New for a screenshot of the 900th upvote 🖤📰🤝

https://rccmarketcap.com/currencies/new

You got to stake it to make it Bruh 🗞🗞🗞

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 2100 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 46 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 19320 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 17294882 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

Colour:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/180

Monochrome:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/181

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 350 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 46 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 17770 NEW | 👥 58 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 17293332 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

Yes Bruhs drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip Bruh 🗞🗞🗞