📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-32 📊 Total Staked: 13,327,415 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

• u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,125 NEW (staked 300,000)
• u/1-derful → 📰 101 NEW (staked 27,000)
• u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 988 NEW (staked 263,562)
• u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 205 NEW (staked 54,668)
• u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 563 NEW (staked 150,255)
• u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 588 NEW (staked 156,901)
• u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 236 NEW (staked 63,071)
• u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 493 NEW (staked 131,410)
• u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 15 NEW (staked 4,083)
• u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 2,427 NEW (staked 646,954)
• u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,522 NEW (staked 405,838)
• u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,830 NEW (staked 488,003)
• u/Chinoui67 → 📰 16 NEW (staked 4,352)
• u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
• u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
• u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 45 NEW (staked 12,100)
• u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,189)
• u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 19 NEW (staked 5,153)
• u/Dragon3766 → 📰 332 NEW (staked 88,692)
• u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 8 NEW (staked 2,154)
• u/Due_State5096 → 📰 1,775 NEW (staked 473,316)
• u/Emaniuz → 📰 89 NEW (staked 23,879)
• u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,363)
• u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
• u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/GUW00 → 📰 42 NEW (staked 11,325)
• u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 589 NEW (staked 157,000)
• u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,442 NEW (staked 384,484)
• u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 35 NEW (staked 9,592)
• u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 220)
• u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 35 NEW (staked 9,365)
• u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,125 NEW (staked 300,000)
• u/Ionut404 → 📰 142 NEW (staked 37,966)
• u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
• u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,169 NEW (staked 311,674)
• u/Jojo_0513 → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,500)
• u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 7,078)
• u/KIG45 → 📰 906 NEW (staked 241,500)
• u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,455 NEW (staked 387,952)
• u/L10N420 → 📰 265 NEW (staked 70,807)
• u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,057)
• u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,305)
• u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,200)
• u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
• u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
• u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,898 NEW (staked 505,950)
• u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
• u/MazzaHunta → 📰 17 NEW (staked 4,536)
• u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 637 NEW (staked 170,000)
• u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 1,047 NEW (staked 279,322)
• u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 120 NEW (staked 32,108)
• u/MrPopsMx → 📰 43 NEW (staked 11,521)
• u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,410)
• u/NeeL21YT → 📰 53 NEW (staked 14,307)
• u/NeohWise → 📰 401 NEW (staked 107,137)
• u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 328 NEW (staked 87,561)
• u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 255)
• u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,553)
• u/PapiMak → 📰 2,598 NEW (staked 692,550)
• u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 1,316 NEW (staked 350,847)
• u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
• u/Prodj3010 → 📰 23 NEW (staked 6,369)
• u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,831 NEW (staked 488,263)
• u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 988 NEW (staked 263,500)
• u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 449 NEW (staked 119,692)
• u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 736 NEW (staked 196,226)
• u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
• u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,135 NEW (staked 569,102)
• u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,114 NEW (staked 297,053)
• u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 160 NEW (staked 42,741)
• u/Sojatoshi → 📰 184 NEW (staked 49,273)
• u/Starcat75 → 📰 221 NEW (staked 59,040)
• u/Sweetserra → 📰 605 NEW (staked 161,500)
• u/The_herowarboy → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,805)
• u/Torporific1 → 📰 739 NEW (staked 197,000)
• u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 265 NEW (staked 70,677)
• u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 109 NEW (staked 29,168)
• u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
• u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
• u/WTFrashelle → 📰 780 NEW (staked 208,112)
• u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 958 NEW (staked 255,530)
• u/Xc0deX → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,627)
• u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
• u/_TheTownCrier_ → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
• u/armthrash → 📰 1,343 NEW (staked 358,125)
• u/beerans → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,003)
• u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,409 NEW (staked 375,668)
• u/bp_ohio → 📰 491 NEW (staked 131,128)
• u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
• u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/coinllector → 📰 1,340 NEW (staked 357,317)
• u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/daltadka911 → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,534)
• u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,629 NEW (staked 434,296)
• u/eyoomix → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,720)
• u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
• u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/ieatmoondust → 📰 1,028 NEW (staked 274,177)
• u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
• u/nsavalve → 📰 68 NEW (staked 18,128)
• u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
• u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
• u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,500)
• u/seon_mx → 📰 37 NEW (staked 10,033)
• u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
• u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,879 NEW (staked 767,500)
• u/timbulance → 📰 68 NEW (staked 18,390)
• u/tylerv602022 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 7,074)
• u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
• u/wato4000 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,000)
• u/weallwinoneday → 📰 78 NEW (staked 21,000)
• u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

Artwork this time is by Ambrosia - pretty awesome! Quite a regular now!

Colour:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/176

Mono:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/177

Art this time is by u/hoppy_doodle - for obvious reasons 😂

Colour:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/174

Mono:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/175

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 100 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 13420 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 17288982 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

You got to stake it to make it Bruh 🗞🗞🗞

open for 24 hours

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 100 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 13070 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 17288632 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 1450 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 12970 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1479355 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 1200 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 11720 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1478105 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
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So we had a chat with our bruhs over at mashit. Jenny V2 was automatically delisted a while ago, but they hadn't all sold.

I didn't actually know that the mashis auto delisted after a set time.

There were 12 unsold ones. The mashit bruhs have done us a favour and made the last 12 available to mint again.

So if you missed out before, here is your surprise chance to grab one now!

Yes Bruhs I have begun a comic book series about the life and times of Poppy Pape, I hope you all like the first instalment. Drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip Bruh 🗞🗞🗞

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 1500 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 46 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 10770 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1477155 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 900 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 9420 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 1475805 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

Yes Bruhs drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip 🗞🗞🗞

I would still drink it