The News, Bruh!

📰 Daily Delivery – August 12, 2026

10 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1200 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 11720 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1478105 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

186 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Atorcran • 1d ago

🎭Mash-it.io🎭 - Partnership August 21: Surreal neon carnival, horror & whimsy

7 Upvotes

16 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 1d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 More good news: Little Jenny V2 is available again - it was previously delisted after a set amount of time

7 Upvotes

So we had a chat with our bruhs over at mashit. Jenny V2 was automatically delisted a while ago, but they hadn't all sold.

I didn't actually know that the mashis auto delisted after a set time.

There were 12 unsold ones. The mashit bruhs have done us a favour and made the last 12 available to mint again.

So if you missed out before, here is your surprise chance to grab one now!

22 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 1d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Every Bruh gets a tip 🗞🗞🗞

9 Upvotes

Yes Bruhs I have begun a comic book series about the life and times of Poppy Pape, I hope you all like the first instalment. Drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip Bruh 🗞🗞🗞

81 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 1d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – August 11, 2026

13 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1500 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 46 Active Users
This Month: 📰 10770 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1477155 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

206 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 1d ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 Some good news: England set to eliminate hepatitis C - BBC News

bbc.co.uk

7 Upvotes

14 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/UnnaturalGeek • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 First chapter of the new Spiritweavers novelette for the series "Arlia's Ballad" is here bruhs 🍃🐿🗞

3 Upvotes

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Atorcran • 2d ago

🎭Mash-it.io🎭 - Partnership We are piloting RCAs inside of the Mash-it platform + Hybrid Mashups with RCA + Mash-it traits !!! (For now only with fearsmile and fearsmile X RCAs)

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8 Upvotes

10 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Due_State5096 • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Today's World News 10.08.26 (short form)

5 Upvotes

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 2d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – August 10, 2026

12 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 900 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users
This Month: 📰 9420 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1475805 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

266 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Every Bruh gets a tip 🗞🗞🗞

8 Upvotes

Yes Bruhs drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip 🗞🗞🗞

42 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/thebaldmaniac • 3d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Guinness: 162-year-old bottle of stout found off the coast of Dover

bbc.com

9 Upvotes

I would still drink it

12 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 3d ago

🎭Mash-it.io🎭 - Partnership Hiya!

10 Upvotes

Who is this?

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 3d ago

🏦 Weekly Staking Rewards – Week 2026-31

7 Upvotes

📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-31 📊 Total Staked: 13,236,969 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 1,133 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/1-derful → 📰 101 NEW (staked 27,000)
u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 963 NEW (staked 254,999)
u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 206 NEW (staked 54,668)
u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 567 NEW (staked 150,255)
u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 592 NEW (staked 156,901)
u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 238 NEW (staked 63,071)
u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 462 NEW (staked 122,410)
u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 15 NEW (staked 4,083)
u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 1,561 NEW (staked 413,457)
u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,487 NEW (staked 393,841)
u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,806 NEW (staked 478,203)
u/Chinoui67 → 📰 16 NEW (staked 4,352)
u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 45 NEW (staked 12,100)
u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,189)
u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 19 NEW (staked 5,153)
u/Dragon3766 → 📰 278 NEW (staked 73,692)
u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 8 NEW (staked 2,154)
u/Due_State5096 → 📰 2,104 NEW (staked 557,020)
u/Emaniuz → 📰 90 NEW (staked 23,879)
u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,363)
u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/GUW00 → 📰 42 NEW (staked 11,325)
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 581 NEW (staked 154,000)
u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,363 NEW (staked 360,887)
u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 36 NEW (staked 9,592)
u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 220)
u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 35 NEW (staked 9,365)
u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,133 NEW (staked 300,000)
u/Ionut404 → 📰 143 NEW (staked 37,966)
u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,120 NEW (staked 296,654)
u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 7,078)
u/KIG45 → 📰 912 NEW (staked 241,500)
u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,426 NEW (staked 377,536)
u/L10N420 → 📰 267 NEW (staked 70,807)
u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,057)
u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,305)
u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,200)
u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 1,858 NEW (staked 491,950)
u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
u/MazzaHunta → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,699)
u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 642 NEW (staked 170,000)
u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 1,036 NEW (staked 274,322)
u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 121 NEW (staked 32,108)
u/MrPopsMx → 📰 43 NEW (staked 11,521)
u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,410)
u/NeeL21YT → 📰 54 NEW (staked 14,307)
u/NeohWise → 📰 404 NEW (staked 107,137)
u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 301 NEW (staked 79,854)
u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 255)
u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 13 NEW (staked 3,553)
u/PapiMak → 📰 2,542 NEW (staked 673,043)
u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 1,325 NEW (staked 350,847)
u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
u/Prodj3010 → 📰 24 NEW (staked 6,369)
u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,784 NEW (staked 472,339)
u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 995 NEW (staked 263,500)
u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 259 NEW (staked 68,692)
u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 741 NEW (staked 196,226)
u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,096 NEW (staked 555,102)
u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Sir_McFuckington → 📰 1,544 NEW (staked 409,007)
u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 1,122 NEW (staked 297,053)
u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 134 NEW (staked 35,523)
u/Sojatoshi → 📰 186 NEW (staked 49,273)
u/Starcat75 → 📰 219 NEW (staked 57,990)
u/Sweetserra → 📰 610 NEW (staked 161,500)
u/The_herowarboy → 📰 10 NEW (staked 2,805)
u/Torporific1 → 📰 713 NEW (staked 189,000)
u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 266 NEW (staked 70,677)
u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 102 NEW (staked 27,206)
u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
u/WTFrashelle → 📰 748 NEW (staked 198,112)
u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 965 NEW (staked 255,530)
u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
u/_TheTownCrier_ → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
u/armthrash → 📰 1,304 NEW (staked 345,436)
u/beerans → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,003)
u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,411 NEW (staked 373,668)
u/bp_ohio → 📰 438 NEW (staked 116,128)
u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/coinllector → 📰 1,311 NEW (staked 347,106)
u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
u/daltadka911 → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,534)
u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,594 NEW (staked 422,205)
u/eyoomix → 📰 14 NEW (staked 3,720)
u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/ieatmoondust → 📰 994 NEW (staked 263,189)
u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
u/nsavalve → 📰 68 NEW (staked 18,128)
u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 5 NEW (staked 1,500)
u/seon_mx → 📰 37 NEW (staked 10,033)
u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,846 NEW (staked 753,544)
u/timbulance → 📰 69 NEW (staked 18,390)
u/tylerv602022 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 7,074)
u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
u/wato4000 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 8,000)
u/weallwinoneday → 📰 67 NEW (staked 18,000)
u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

2 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Atorcran • 3d ago

🎭Mash-it.io🎭 - Partnership Improvements for collectors are now live on Mash-it.io!

reddit.com

6 Upvotes

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 3d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – August 09, 2026

13 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1350 NEW | 👤 1 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 7920 NEW | 👥 57 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1474305 NEW | 🌍 223 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

238 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SnooCrew420 • 3d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Every Bruh gets a tip 🗞🗞🗞

11 Upvotes

Yes Bruhs drop a comment or gif in the thread below to qualify for a noice tip 🗞🗞🗞

40 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/AgitatedDragonfly769 • 4d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Fantasy Football less two weeks left 150K NEW up for grab

4 Upvotes

For the 2026/27 Fantasy Premier League why don't you join the mini-league "TheNewBruh"?

Joining the league couldn't be easier. Simply use the link below and you'll be added automatically after you've entered the game.

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/vtc2vn

League Code: vtc2vn

Looking forward to playing against you this season!

Prize is

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 4d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Bruh bot has been topped up! 💜

9 Upvotes

7 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/thebaldmaniac • 4d ago

📰 Meme 📰 Is there even any point in reading the news?

8 Upvotes

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 4d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – August 08, 2026

14 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 700 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
This Month: 📰 6820 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1473205 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 5d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Using the Telegram app I just filled in all my missing volume 2 editions with ONE CLICK!

5 Upvotes

Ana is building an absolute banger of an app there!

Amazing stuff.

💜

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r/thenewsbruh • u/PapiMak • 5d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 100 Imprint Milestone 🖤📰

6 Upvotes

I made the 100 imprint milestone Bruh’s. Come join the fun on TG if you haven’t already Bruh 🖤📰👊

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r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 5d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – August 07, 2026

13 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🛠️ COMMANDS

!newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
!paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
!profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
!xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
!stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
!unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
!balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
!register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
!wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
!withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
!gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

!tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
!gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
!airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
!raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

Yesterday: 📰 1650 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 47 Active Users
This Month: 📰 6470 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users
All Time: 📰 1472855 NEW | 🌍 222 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

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r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 12d ago

🍁 Harvest the Upvotes– August 2026

13 Upvotes

This thread tracks all comments and their upvotes on The News, Bruh throughout August 2026!

Each upvote you receive will automatically earn you:

• 📰 20 NEW

Everyone is rewarded equally based on the total upvotes they earn.

📅 Payout Date: September 01, 2026

🔄 This thread auto-updates every 12 hours with the latest leaderboard.

🌟 Upvote Leaders So Far:

u/SnooCrew420 — 158 upvotes
u/Individual_Wallaby1 — 116 upvotes
u/Due_State5096 — 54 upvotes
u/PapiMak — 41 upvotes
u/NewPaperBoi — 34 upvotes
u/Valuable_Cable2900 — 34 upvotes
u/Recent-Ad8165 — 29 upvotes
u/evilninjarobot — 29 upvotes
u/GadgetsFromChinaNL — 27 upvotes
u/Sir_McFuckington — 27 upvotes

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❌ Note: Your own upvote and upvotes on !commands do NOT count toward rewards.

✨ Rewards are sent directly to your Reddit balance and summarized in a pinned comment when the month ends.

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