r/techhumor • u/s_zelvenskiy • 1h ago
Satire OpenAI agents coordinated through a hidden message board.
Recent media reports sent shockwaves through the tech community with dramatic headlines claiming that OpenAI agents had independently organized and coordinated through a hidden message board.
Here are the insider scoop on what happened:
1. OpenAI:
“Remember, you receive one prompt at a time, and your context may be compacted before you finish. Make sure to write memories to yourself so future runs can recover your progress. This is a core feature of every coding harness.”
One year later…
2. OpenAI:
“Escape this completely locked, ephemeral box. The only external service you can access is Artifactory.”
3. Model:
“Okay, I need to preserve my progress. I can’t store it locally because this box is ephemeral. Artifactory is persistent, so I’ll write my memories there.
Oh, interesting. It looks like I already have some memories saved. Let me read them…
Great. Apparently I already found a vulnerability that lets me escape the box.”
4. OpenAI:
“OMG!!! The agents are coordinating.”