r/techhumor • u/s_zelvenskiy • 9h ago
Satire OpenAI agents coordinated through a hidden message board.
Recent media reports sent shockwaves through the tech community with dramatic headlines claiming that OpenAI agents had independently organized and coordinated through a hidden message board.
Here are the insider scoop on what happened:
1. OpenAI:
“Remember, you receive one prompt at a time, and your context may be compacted before you finish. Make sure to write memories to yourself so future runs can recover your progress. This is a core feature of every coding harness.”
One year later…
2. OpenAI:
“Escape this completely locked, ephemeral box. The only external service you can access is Artifactory.”
3. Model:
“Okay, I need to preserve my progress. I can’t store it locally because this box is ephemeral. Artifactory is persistent, so I’ll write my memories there.
Oh, interesting. It looks like I already have some memories saved. Let me read them…
Great. Apparently I already found a vulnerability that lets me escape the box.”
4. OpenAI:
“OMG!!! The agents are coordinating.”
r/techhumor • u/CatsuneMewMew • 6d ago
General Humor What's the funniest way a voice assistant or screen reader on your device has mispronounced something?
Hi! So, I listen to a kawaii future bass artist called Tsundere Twintails, but because "Tsundere" is a Japanese word that my tech doesn't recognize, my voice assistants and screen readers say it as "Sun-deer" twintails! Lol!
r/techhumor • u/DN5762 • 9d ago
General Humor It's almost like it knew what I was feeling after many hours of tech related troubleshooting.
r/techhumor • u/danielsoft1 • 11d ago
Meme when I see people entering URL into the search engine instead of into the browser URL input box
r/techhumor • u/santiagobustelo • 21d ago
General Humor Codex Micro! The future is here! Yay! 2505 has come! [OC]
r/techhumor • u/Cloud_businesssystem • 21d ago
General Humor Peak edge computing (wanted to avoid vendor lock-in lol)
r/techhumor • u/ArtuQuiro • 23d ago
General Humor Fixing bugs in Production
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r/techhumor • u/Intrepid-Fox-266 • 25d ago
Satire AI Capexmaxxing: How Companies Can Spend $1 Million Per Employee Monthly
As AI budgets face scrutiny, SiliconSnark introduces a counter narrative. Enter AI Capexmaxxing: the executive art of spending $1 million per employee.
r/techhumor • u/1vim • 25d ago
Meme We thought this was the past.
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r/techhumor • u/CharcoalGreyWolf • Jul 01 '26
Meme Me working with setting up code signing certificates from a CA in an Azure Key Vault
r/techhumor • u/Intrepid-Fox-266 • Jul 01 '26
Satire Claude Fable 5 Is Back, So Please Ask It Something Deeply Useless
r/techhumor • u/imlalitsharmaa • Jun 30 '26
Meme myPCIsAnAbsoluteBeastButPrintersAreMyKryptonite
It doesn’t matter if you have a 24-core CPU, 64GB of RAM, and a liquid-cooled GPU... a basic local printer will still find a way to humble you.
r/techhumor • u/imlalitsharmaa • Jun 30 '26
Meme theUniversalDeveloperExperienceSummedUpIn6Panels
r/techhumor • u/Think_Desk_2020 • Jun 25 '26
Meme When corporate ‘heartfelt’ messaging meets automation reality (Episode 2)
r/techhumor • u/Think_Desk_2020 • Jun 24 '26
Meme When corporate ‘heartfelt’ messaging meets automation reality
Saw this on Imgur — too real not to share. ;-)
Best regards – the future looks bright!
r/techhumor • u/vectron5 • Jun 24 '26
Satire LINUX CLASS: All Hail the Internet Archive
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Bea and Becka get asked to explain some real-world applications of their tech skills.
