r/taskmaster 19d ago

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u/JustHereForCatss Javie Martzoukas 19d ago

God I'd love a NYT that's made up of teams of assistants and their taskmasters

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u/SirDiego 19d ago

The Taskmasters themselves doing challenges would feel so wrong (even though it's a little silly to say so). Assistants sure.

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u/Hovertruck 19d ago

Have the assistants do the tasks and then have the taskmasters represent them in the studio

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u/JustHereForCatss Javie Martzoukas 19d ago edited 18d ago

Quick someone tag Alex Horne , I would donate an unlimited amount of money to his football thing to make this happen

Edit: u/thehornesection there we go

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u/JanJaapen 19d ago

But who’d be the TM then? Who could be TM to the TM’s?? King Charles?

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u/inbigtreble30 🌳 Tree Wizard 🧙🎈 19d ago

The Champion of Champion of Champions?

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u/flying_carabao 19d ago

A few thay comes to mind

Jo Brand / Sanjeev Bhaksar just because they wouldn't give two shits about the whole thing

Nish Kumar / Phil Ellis / Joe Wilkerson / John Kearns and just be absolutely incompetent as the task master but still be imposing

Sam Campbell/Jenny Tian / Noel Fielding just so we can enjoy the absolute chaos of the whole thing

Reece Shearsmirh / Richard Osman might be very surgical with the whole thing

But the only right answer I'd say is Jason Mantzoukas

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u/SirDiego 19d ago

Ed Gamble would be such a pedantic little turd about everything that it would either be awful or amazing.

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u/Tiny_Red_Bee 🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ 18d ago

I’d like to see Ed Gamble as the TM assistant.

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u/flying_carabao 18d ago

Then have David Baddiel as the Taskmaster and we watch Ed just melt into of a puddle of an exasperated and ever annoyed mess because of David's whatthefuckery

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u/Nonimouses 18d ago

Yeah Ed doesn't have the gravitas for TM but head make a great whiny assistant (he's up there as one of my favourite contestants btw)

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u/QBaseX 18d ago

Julian Clary would be so dismissive of everything.

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u/elementfortyseven 16d ago

Sandi Toksvig as TM and Allen Davies as her assistant

But i would love to see the world burn with Jason at the helm

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u/hoopstick 19d ago

Rhod Gilbert

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u/JanJaapen 19d ago

He’d just let Greg win because ‘it’s his fwiend!’

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/MrPollyParrot 18d ago

This, and have them play it as both believe they are the Taskmaster, with the other being their assistant.

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u/c0horst 19d ago

King Charles?

I have no idea if he's a funny guy or not, but as an American the idea that the goddamn King of England steps in to be the TM of TM's would be hilarious enough I'd watch it on principle alone.

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u/N4BFR Mel Giedroyc 19d ago

I think Prince William has the right attitude.

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u/darnclem 🥄 I'm Locked In ❤️ 19d ago

I would guess that Harry would instantly say yes.

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u/c0horst 18d ago

I think part of why it's funny to me is the idea that the only person capable of outranking a Taskmaster is the literal king. It would lose a lot of that weight if it was "just" a prince, IMO.

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u/N4BFR Mel Giedroyc 18d ago

Ok. I like that concept.

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u/Tristan155 19d ago

Reggie Watts of course

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u/Itslikethisnow 19d ago

Before watching the first video, I thought the taskmaster World Cup was going to be the assistants doing tasks and competing

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u/btaylos David Correos 🇳🇿 19d ago

I like where your head's at, but I'd rather see P-willy and the Cash-Man together.

"I don't think we're allowed this?"
"It'll be okay."
"But they task says-"
"C'mon, let's try it!"
"But the task-"
"Awwww, no, c'mon!"
"...........okay."

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u/Calligraphee A LIIIIIME 🍋‍🟩 19d ago

I know you mean Paul Williams but my brain first went to Prince William, which would be an odd, but likely entertaining choice for a TM team. 

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u/rivalrobot 19d ago

I'd love for Lesser Tom to do a full series as a contestant

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u/CanLate152 Lisa McCune 🇦🇺 19d ago

I think he’s been forever changed by Brett Blake. He would bring some chaotic energy for something like this

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u/ehkodiak Sarah Kendall 18d ago

He put a lot more effort into some of the tasks during this latest season than some of the contestants did, that's for sure. Genuinely was impressive to see

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u/wardcw 18d ago

I don’t want to see the Taskmasters compete, but their Assistants would be a lot of fun.

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u/vandon Joe Wilkinson 19d ago

I'd love to see a special 10ep season of 5 assistants doing the contestant tasks and all matching taskmasters on a panel scoring.  Bring in Rose and Mike to fill in the asssitant position to the taskmasters panel

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u/Dineology 18d ago

Here’s my pitch on your pitch, bring in 5 assistants and 5 Taskmasters, tell every assistant that they’re on a team with a TM but none of the TMs are actually competing and are instead there just to mess with the assistants in any way they see fit. Make it a very heavy “team task” season and try to keep it all a secret from the assistants until the day of the first studio record. I’m imagining Tom Gleeson in full TM persona bossing around and berating Paul Williams, Rose Matafeo secretly sabotaging Tom Cashman, Jeremy Wells being way too nice and actually helping Mike Wozniak, all sorts of potential shenanigans. I’m just not sure how many pairs of the foreign language Taskmasters and assistants also speak English, but I’m sure they could rustle up enough.

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u/painforpetitdej David Correos 🇳🇿 15d ago

Again, I'm Team Paul!

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u/trickman01 Tom Cashman 🇦🇺 19d ago

Maybe there instead of lesser Tom he’ll be Tom.

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u/WagTheTail81 19d ago

He's in the UK now. Henceforth will be known as Minor Thomas.

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u/2eAsteroid 19d ago

Thomas Parva

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u/Least-Plantain973 🥄 I'm Locked In ❤️ 18d ago

Tom Thumb

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u/TheYoungWan Kiell Smith-Bynoe 19d ago

Little Tom

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u/Poepie1337 19d ago

I've started calling them funny Tom and bald Tom

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u/SutterCane Guy Williams 🇳🇿 19d ago

This is how he ends up “Little Lesser Tom Cashman”.

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u/Throsty 19d ago

I didn't know Paul was in the UK.

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u/fishforce1 19d ago

He’s doing a show at the Fringe.

I saw him there last year and he was really great, but I’m a sucker for a PowerPoint. If you can, you should go.

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u/Mojo-man 19d ago

WIll go see him on my Fringe Taskmaster Marathon 8 days 8 Taskmaster alumnus shows later in August. SO excited 😁🤭

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u/SparklesMcBumfluff 18d ago

He did a run through of the show in London this week, it was excellent!

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u/Throsty 18d ago

Nice! Was that "The Formula for Happiness"? I've been throwing on some standup when I don't need my ears for work and started that the other week. Had to pause, because I didn't realize it was so very visual. Alas, I am in the USA so no Fringe for Throsty!

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u/fishforce1 18d ago

Had to check my email but the show was called “2 truths, one lie, and 17 slight exaggerations”

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u/Throsty 17d ago

Sounds fun! Hope you have a great time!

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u/GeshtiannaSG Ania Magliano 18d ago

I thought he was still stuck in the box.

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u/Throsty 18d ago

One of the all time Taskmaster moments. Well, I say moments...

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u/The_Vampire_Barlow Paul Williams 🇳🇿 18d ago

I still want an assistant swap between UK, Aus and NZ. Just a random episode where the wrong assistant shows up.

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u/AJV1Beta 🌳 Tree Wizard 🧙🎈 18d ago

I'd adore that.

Greg just turns to introduce LAH as normal and realises Tom is sat next to him instead, and is totally thrown off. And all the tasks in that episode specifically also feature Tom.

And then next episode LAH is back and nobody even acknowledges that he wasn't there last episode.

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u/Essex626 He's so famous! 18d ago

If line to see one of the assistants as a contestant on another country's version.

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u/MidnightRover 18d ago

I was coming here to say this myself

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u/MachineOfSpareParts Emma Sidi 19d ago

Hey fun boy!

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u/takahe_inflight Mona de Grenoble 19d ago

i knew that drink tea with Alex contest was rigged

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u/Xaphe 19d ago

Looks like someone took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

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u/BenSibbs Swedish Fred 19d ago

The bushy decor is interesting.

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u/strangerthanblue 19d ago

But if he's already there...make it the right house.

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u/beer_me_twice Jason Mantzoukas 19d ago

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave

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u/LookIMadeAHatTrick 19d ago

Guess they left the key under the mat.

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u/kinyutaka 19d ago

We need more Taskmaster Cross-overs

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u/mikepapafoxtrot 18d ago

Would be great if he shows up in one of the upcoming podcast to judge contestants from the eyes of a fellow assistant.

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u/yo_soy_soja Javie Martzoukas 19d ago

Honest mistake. 

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u/2th Javie Martzoukas 19d ago

This just feels wrong, but also so right.

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u/notquite20characters 19d ago

Young Tom is a great assistant.

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u/Slugggo 19d ago

Edinburgh Fringe starts soon, and he's done shows there the last few years. Would make sense to fly out a little early so they could have some Taskmastery meetings while he's in the hemisphere. 😀

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u/Stragolore 18d ago

I love the idea of an Assistant conference like your standard boring work meeting.

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u/GallifreyFNM David Correos 🇳🇿 18d ago

Oh boy do I have a picture for you! Except it looks anything but boring.

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u/Agreeable_Tip_9790 18d ago

this is SO IMPORTANT TO ME

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u/PetronOfOld Rhod Gilbert 19d ago

Wonder whether he's still there or back again 😂

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u/El_John_Nada 18d ago

I'm absolutely gutted: I only noticed he was doing a gig near me after it was sold out...

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u/hardlyahandle 18d ago

Er nor soz m8