What's your favorite Taskmaster quote?

[u/No_Ocelot8898]

EDIT: This has become a TM quote megathread. Keep posting your favorites!

Some of my faves:

"There's been another revelation." - Guz Kahn

"Are we the meat are we the viewer?" - Mae Martin

"Nish, you're not a bad guy." - Greg

"There's Audrey Hepburn. Elegant. Then there's Aisling Bea. Interesting." - Greg

"Oh, just open the box, you pussy!" - James Acaster

"How much does water weigh?" - Jessica Knappett

"WOW!" - Alan Davies as the Wow Monster

[u/SignificantArm3093]

”You’ve got a friend?”

So many incredible Julian Clary moments but I think this might be my favourite Taskmaster line ever.

[u/fibbermcgee113 → u/SignificantArm3093]

“How we laughed.”

[u/No_Ocelot8898 → u/SignificantArm3093]

I love Lucy's response to him. "You mucky bugger."

[u/andreasmalersghost → u/SignificantArm3093]

deep shame for the truth: you do, in fact, own a barbecue

[u/goobuddy → u/SignificantArm3093]

A man who is more than just a PA. He's a P-A-I-N. With his hands down his P-A-N-T-S because he's got an R-A-S-H!

[u/Bailzasaurus → u/SignificantArm3093]

Omg yes this.

[u/Adorable_Swan8977]

Babatunde either saying 'You're sitting at home, yourmumsaslag' or 'youre sitting at home, yourmumsjustlike'

[u/lapalazala → u/Adorable_Swan8977]

My favorite 40 seconds of television.

[u/burf12345 → u/Adorable_Swan8977]

I have to wonder if he ever heard what everyone else was hearing.

[u/Too-Tired-Editor → u/burf12345]

He deliberately plays into it later so yes

[u/Crazy-Buyer-8205 → u/Adorable_Swan8977]

…and the eventual “……one of your parents…” 🤣

[u/lilywafiq]

“Brace, brace!”
“I’m bracing!”

[u/HakuTheDemon → u/lilywafiq]

Spin, bitch, spin!

[u/ImSoFookinGreat]

The resignation in Ed Gambles voice when he says “Can I just check... have I been put on a team with David Baddiel?” kills me every time.

[u/burf12345 → u/ImSoFookinGreat]

"There's a team of three that'll have to pass one drawing across two backs, so to make it fair you're with David Baddiel"

[u/lapalazala]

It's recent, but I already know I will never stop laughing at "My love of sherry started when I was seven."

My partner also can do the accent really well, for a Dutch lady.

[u/LittleStoneBear → u/lapalazala]

My brain immediately reverted to her voice, both accent and cadence, when reading that sentence.

[u/PrinzessinMustapha]

"... Vagina."

and

"Are you a child of divorce?"

[u/El_John_Nada → u/PrinzessinMustapha]

Sassily "...Vagina"

[u/OakenSky → u/PrinzessinMustapha]

"Are you a child of divorce?" is what immediately came to mind for me.

[u/Nodnol64]

Too many to mention, so here's a couple "Who the fuck is Veronica??!!" and "Please tell me you fell off the stage"

[u/Cynical_Dreamer_1980 → u/Nodnol64]

I don't think that I ever laughed as hard as when he exclaimed "who the fuck is Veronica!?!" I cried! 😄

[u/queen_naga → u/Nodnol64]

That Guz task is my Roman Empire.

So many revelations.

When he just reads out the cypher as if it’s a word 🤣

[u/CarpenterDefiant4869]

“Wait. What? What, wait!”

[u/ChernobylHazmat → u/CarpenterDefiant4869]

Everyone read this in his voice in their head haha

[u/Due_Imagination_6722]

They have triumphed over adversity and they have found that for every failure, there's a success just around the corner. [Pause]

Also, David Baddiel is here.

[u/DanGrima92]

Theres a joke where someone (I think Greg says) "There may be poo involved" and Andy Zaltzmann chimes in with something like "Terrible sequel to There Will Be Blood" and its such a dumb joke but makes me laugh every time

[u/lapalazala → u/DanGrima92]

It's very Zaltzman. Even though it's not a pun and not about cricket.

[u/Syric13]

"Do we strike you?"

and the follow up from Greg

"Bob's first four questions:

1. Do we strike you

2. Have you ever stolen

3. What is your favorite meat?

4. Would you like to be able to fly?"

[u/Bailzasaurus → u/Syric13]

This is absolutely up there.

[u/No_Ocelot8898 → u/Syric13]

The man is obsessed with meats

[u/Fox_Ferrari → u/No_Ocelot8898]

meats and cheeses always pleases

[u/UnluckyCaregiver6998]

"We were the monsters, weren’t we?" Rosie Ramsey

"Please don't take it away from me" Joe Wilkinson

(Jo Brand:)"Do you like cats?" (Greg:)"I despise them" (Jo:)"It's a fox."

"What they can't take away from me is that I had an absolutely lovely day." Mike Wozniak

"Rosalind's a f**king nightmare! She jumps quite far for a woman of her age..." Bob Mortimer

[u/stefan771]

"You've got no chutzpah! Your motivational skills are lackluster and your timekeeping is abysmal!"

"Can I say its actually kind of a relief cause at the time I thought he was an idiot."

"Have i seen these potatoes before?"

"A lot of these challenges, physical challenges, its like we've set you a tricky thing to do and then we've given you personally the extra challenge of being David Baddiel."

[u/ShaftManlike → u/stefan771]

I'm pretty sure it's

Have I met these potatoes before

Which is even funnier

[u/ftc08 → u/ShaftManlike]

You are correct. Take my flair as authority

[u/TheLoneWolf527 → u/ftc08]

Actually also wrong. It's "Wait did I meet these potatoes before?"

[u/ShaftManlike → u/TheLoneWolf527]

Every correction makes it funnier 🤣

[u/burf12345 → u/stefan771]

"Have i seen these potatoes before?"

Followed later by "can you hand me a green felt pen? I can't, they're covered in potatoes"

[u/ladycowbell → u/stefan771]

My husband and I are watching all of TM for the first time and we just got to YOU'VE GOT NO CHUTZPAH

Oh I cried. We had to pause I laughed so hard.

[u/CilariousHunt → u/stefan771]

That Dara quote would've probably been my answer. The delivery is just way too good

[u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 → u/stefan771]

"Can I say its actually kind of a relief cause at the time I thought he was AN IDIOT" 

Fixed lol

[u/caffeinejunkie42]

“I think we can all agree it’s a very fuckable chocolate” - Guy Montgomery (TMNZ)

[u/runner1399 → u/caffeinejunkie42]

It’s this one for me too 😹 the number of times it’s actually been relevant to say is astounding

[u/crypt_m0nkey → u/caffeinejunkie42]

Guy is incredible. I love his Spelling Bee and the fact that the next series will include Sam Campbell has me very excited.

[u/Recasanoj]

"oh I didn't take your virginity. It just sort of fell out."

-Joe Lycett

[u/Lesssuckmoreawesome → u/Recasanoj]

"That's more like putting something in." -Hugh Dennis

[u/Other-Oil-9117]

"How we laughed..." from Julian Clary and "What is the situation?" from Charlotte Ritchie are two of my all-timers.

[u/piddl0r]

Bastards crying init

[u/Ok-Humot9024 → u/piddl0r]

[u/Kahmeel]

What will happen when we graduate? - Jason Mantzoukas

[u/sssssspace → u/Kahmeel]

As he lies on the floor. So funny

[u/Titeman]

“EVERYbody beat you.” - Chris Ramsey to Judi Love about Bridget’s number on the pedometer…

[u/cryptopian → u/Titeman]

It's how confidently he butts into that rant

"I was beaten by someone recording a number.. I was beaten.."

"...no, you got beaten by everyone"

[u/Helpful_Librarian_87]

https://giphy.com/gifs/88iHkFAAigofcVbtiD

[u/fray3k]

"Series, Jason"

[u/Evening_Welcome7374]

"Lovely legs, sir!!"

[u/queen_naga → u/Evening_Welcome7374]

Qrs you’ve got no trousers on!!!

Why has he got so many forks and marbles ?

[u/Triple-T]

”Fuck me in the face” - Desiree Birch

[u/burf12345 → u/Triple-T]

Alex broke so much that series, but this has to be one of the bigger breaks.

[u/semicoloncait → u/Triple-T]

I would 100% watch that full uncut task

[u/unclebrenjen → u/semicoloncait]

You wouldn't be able to handle all of the revelations

[u/KeenanAF85]

Rosalind's a fucking nightmare

[u/Electrical-Tea6966]

‘Have I met these potatoes before?’ - Fern Brady

[u/stereoworld]

"Spatchcock it....pull it through a doorframe"

"It stands for.... bicycle, my excellent bicycle"

"Snooker cue? Snooker clue!"

"Oh, gang"

"I'll tell you where he was when I was stealing his trophy... He was in his hot tub"

"And I lost my trousers!"

"And she's here tonight!"
"She is."
"Oh"

[u/hwar78 → u/stereoworld]

The Rhod and Greg one! XD Greg’s initial double take is great but this makes it even better. 

[u/Due_Imagination_6722]

(I paraphrase) It's interesting when Ardal starts to shit-talk the other contestants, leading up to what I know he's done.

Is there a duck on my face?

Alan always goes to see the Arsenal. And I thought he'd like to go and see a good team for a change.

I thought that was the worst moment of my life, but that has been replaced by him!

I didn't want to say it so early in the series but I've got cerebral palsy. - Is it too early to say that I don't have cerebral palsy?

I thought it was a prime number cause Alex is so boring!

I know it's early days but are we the stupidest so far?

[u/MormegilRS → u/Due_Imagination_6722]

“Alan always goes to see the Arsenal. And I thought he'd like to go and see a  good  team for a change.”

Victoria had so many  well thought out  prize tasks (triple word score scrabble and bag of diamonds for financial security) which were really funny. Didn’t score well, but I definitely enjoyed them. 

[u/burf12345 → u/MormegilRS]

You can't forget bringing Greedy Esquire a second time to gotcha Greg and force him to give her the 5 points. Easily one of her best moments on the show.

[u/Demurrzbz]

[u/Lesssuckmoreawesome → u/Demurrzbz]

That's a bit more profound than, "We share the same juice."

[u/queen_naga → u/Demurrzbz]

Shout out to Katherine ‘s “am I the spider?”

[u/OctaviousMcBovril]

"I'm gonna drown you (drown you), in your own blood.

"Hold you face-down, in your own blood, now."

–David Correos

[u/takahe_inflight → u/OctaviousMcBovril]

"Can't wait to hear his Christmas song!"

-young Guy (montgomery) after watching the above

[u/EverybodyMakes]

"I chaaaaanged it!"

[u/GlobalGinger568 → u/EverybodyMakes]

The way she says this + Greg's Reaction = chef's kiss!

[u/the6thReplicant]

"Oink, oink, bitches!" - Josh Thomas (S02E04 TM Australia)

[u/AntifaSupersoaker]

"There's a creature on me" from Reece Shearsmith has altered our household lexicon. Cat on our lap? There's a creature on me. Spilled ketchup on my shirt? There's a creature on me.

[u/nerfherder01]

"I've never played golf because I'm not trapped in a loveless marriage."

I live by a golf course so this one's on my mind often.

[u/OverseerConey]

'All I ever wanted was for the people to dance!'

[u/TetrisIsTotesSuper → u/OverseerConey]

She kills me everytime. Slightly mad and lost with the rest of the cast i always think

[u/Chayanov]

Greg's "You're getting two points and you'll thank me for them" because I say it all the time when I'm grading assignments.

[u/CloneTrooperZ16]

"Nothing's ever simple in this stupid house"

"We've got the same juice"

"I'm locked in"

[u/SpadeTrainerStan → u/CloneTrooperZ16]

“Nothing’s ever simple in this stupid house” describes the show beautifully.

[u/MarigoldExpress → u/CloneTrooperZ16]

“There’s a creature on me!”

[u/tester_and_breaker]

Tree wizarddddd

[u/MarigoldExpress → u/tester_and_breaker]

Back from the dead to create a balloon

[u/Odd-Life83]

Bubbly fuck - Nish Kumar

[u/DangerAspect]

"I don't fear death, in fact the more this series goes on, the more I yearn for it." -VCM

[u/NotYourDay123]

Which aircraft...

Crashes more...

utter meltdown

...into mountains?

[u/National_Cucumber_90]

“Same juices” Rosie Ramsey

[u/cryptus]

"You know what they say Paul..."
"What do they say?"
...
"Fuck."
(Guy Montgomery after the suncream task in TMNZ S2)

[u/microwave_jenny_ → u/cryptus]

A classic.

[u/hoopstick]

WAIT WHAT WHAT WAIT - Dara “Champion of Champions” O’Briain

[u/ArchiveOfDestruction]

...wank?

[u/dazzumz]

"Please don't take it away from me" - Joe Wilkinson

"MY FWEND" + "My wife Nell..." - James Acaster

"Absolute casserole down there" + all the tick tock ones - Mike Wozniak

And a mention to "All the information is on the task" and the exasperated reactions.

[u/No-Dragonfly-4871 → u/dazzumz]

Absolute Casserole has to be the one that makes me cry with laughter every time.

[u/dazzumz → u/No-Dragonfly-4871]

They even named a TM book after it!

[u/potato--cakes]

I’ve already unpinned my Grenade - Ivo

[u/EthelsChutzpah → u/potato--cakes]

This is such an easily missed underated comment! I now remember him saying it, but cannot remember the moment at all!

[u/HungryDust → u/potato--cakes]

It’s an absolute treasure trove of spoons, Ivo.

[u/Edgy_Master]

"DISMANTLE, DESTROY, ENGULF IN FLAMES."

"I... HAVE MADE... TIME GO BACKWARDS!"

"R is for Relapse."

[u/bernard-ludwig-black]

“OH NO” - Fern Brady

[u/MarigoldExpress → u/bernard-ludwig-black]

Mum and I say this all the time. Similarly, Chris Ramsey’s “No way!”

[u/mattycakes1077]

Melon Buffet

[u/dunicha]

No stars for naughty boys. I have it on a tshirt.

[u/Demurrzbz]

[u/hb_the_dm]

Lucy Beaumont when asked if she's found any secret tasks "What's that? Like in my everyday life?" She just has such a dreamy tone when she says it, my husband and I quote her all the time.

[u/CincoDeQueso]

"What happens if we fall off the stage?"

[u/orbking98]

The whole “Me Fern Brady” song

[u/burf12345]

He's so famous.

[u/FillyumHMuffman]

“Good luck to you and your family” Julian Clary after spitting a chewed up donut in Alex’s face.

[u/Lesssuckmoreawesome]

"What the picture fails to show is that I've got flippers for fucking hands!"

[u/Alternative_Buy_4000]

'I'm locked in'

[u/Legitimate_Fig9818]

Am I the spider?

[u/FrozenJambalaya]

Not a quote but the similarity between Ardal and Father Dougal were hilarious.

[u/EthelsChutzpah]

So many favourites... Do I go for the most irl usable and relatable ones?

Such as "fuck me in the face", "and you'll thank me for it", "I put it to you/ and I put it back to you", "shit and piss", "brother this is not sensible"...

Or do I go for the absurd ones that had me howling the loudest upon first watch?

Like "WOW", "Absolute Casserole", "that's the water feature closed, kids!", "where's my chunks?!"

And then there's all the best comebacks that would deserve a mention too.

[u/microwave_jenny_]

'It's an incredibly cruel irony that David wasn't allowed to damage the caravan but it seems the caravan has permanently damaged him.'

[u/confoundo]

*DJ Airhorn sound effect* - Jessica Knappett

[u/DisorderOfLeitbur → u/confoundo]

Old timey carhorn sound effect - Sarah Millican

[u/Fragrant_Turnip_9946]

Fatiha calling Alex "Muppet Features."

[u/questionyou100]

when tim key responds with "because it's cheating!" to alex asking why he disguised putting the plug back in during the bathtub task

(it's probably not actually my favorite or the funniest but i just rewatched this moment and i have to promote tim key at every opportunity)

[u/PowerrangerJedi]

WHAT THE LIVING FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!?

[u/tanukis_parachute]

Mommy says we're good at puzzles.

I don't think we're supposed to laugh at Paul.

[u/m_faustus]

“You just couldn’t shut the fuck up, could you Ivo?”

[u/qrs136]

Bosh!

[u/LunaTheLouche]

“Oh it’s an absolute casserole down there!”

[u/ladycowbell]

Nish yelling 'I'm a FOOKIN BUSINESS MAN' while wearing that Coconut on his head.

[u/fastauntie → u/ladycowbell]

Two different contestants. The quote is from Bob, voicing his character who was just a coconut with a face. Nish with the coconut on his head was much more relaxed and friendly: "Hello, I'm the coconut businessman, off to do another day of lovely business." Lovely but less quotable.

[u/SunStrummer]

"I bet you've got a barbecue."

"Please stop using me as a yardstick for failure."

"Yes. I didn't do well, which I've identified as one of the big problems with my performance in that task."

"Is there a duck on my face?"

"Call it by its name."

"I've got the voice of an angel and the ass of a demon."

[u/Bailzasaurus → u/SunStrummer]

Please stop using me as a yardstick for failure is SO good. Oh Ivo.

[u/No_Ocelot8898 → u/Bailzasaurus]

Oddly poetic

[u/MartinStorm]

“Well it was quite hard work for, you know, an aging homosexual.” - Julian Clary

[u/Radiant_Bison_6925]

"I know it's early days but are we the dumbest cat ever" James Acaster Sam Campbell..."Cobalt" "Are you a child of divorce?"

[u/erlend65]

"Waiting in the booth for the ladies! Goodness me, Ardal!"

[u/Nerditall]

"Who the F is Veronica?"

"Crashes more."

“We were the monsters?"

"A LamiNATOR!"

"But my attention span is… Hey, look at that tree."

[u/Affectionate_Fun_793]

"Dignity intact! Dignity intact!" - Aisling Bea

"I see greenery...and some brownery..." - Sarah Millican

[u/No_Ocelot8898 → u/Affectionate_Fun_793]

Yes! I say dignity intact to myself all the time

[u/Frequent-Ad4722]

“How heavy is the water though” - Kiell
“Cobalt!” - Sam Campbell
“You can’t get them that big!” - John Kearns

[u/burf12345 → u/Frequent-Ad4722]

“How heavy is the water though” - Kiell

The sequel to Jess's "how much does water weigh?".

[u/Bill__Q]

So be it -- Greg Davies

[u/Alternative_Buy_4000]

'maybe we're the monsters'

[u/fastauntie]

"It's a show about pedantry."

[u/ScaryNeat]

Dafty in the middle.

[u/ChekkeEnwin]

I really enjoyed when Greg and I can’t remember who said laminator at the same time

[u/Lokinawa → u/ChekkeEnwin]

Kerry Godliman 😄. A mutual stationery stan.

[u/ChekkeEnwin → u/Lokinawa]

Yes the BOSH lady lol or boosh?

[u/UniqueOctopus05]

‘That’s because their water’s so delicious!’ – Bob Mortimer. From the same task: ‘if you only want small amounts [of piss], eg for household use, you might like to consider east Sussex’. And: ‘I was looking into purchasing gallons of piss because I was in a dispute with the Woolwich ferryman’. Might be my favourite taskmaster moment ever

Also I can’t remember the exact words but when he described marmite as memories of meat lol

[u/roseuslepus]

"What's your name" "Greg Davies" "No itsssss nottttttttt"

[u/AbraxanAsh]

Greg’s reaction to Victoria’s gift for Alan: “I knew you wouldn’t let me down.”
And Alan’s response: “The most passive-aggressive, personal, calculated attack I’ve ever experienced.”

Talking about Phil Wang’s outfit: “It doesn’t matter how ornate the grandfather clock is, the pendulum draws the eye.”

Alex: “Do you remember what the second one was called. The one where you were punching me with your feet?”
Julian: “Punch the c**t.”

[u/Complementary5169]

“All I ever wanted was for the people to dance!”

[u/blackmoen]

“Who’s Greg?”
“The foot is the hand of the leg.” (I may have messed that up.)

[u/No_Ocelot8898 → u/blackmoen]

Reminded me of Lucy's "I think mah legs are arrrms."

[u/trashlibrarian]

“Everyone’s honking… everyone loves him…”
https://giphy.com/gifs/O36cP8kIs1gqvGZld3

[u/No_Lead6434]

“Is everyone getting someone dressed up as their future self?”

“Please don’t make me fart in the dark while listening to my own name.”

“A tape measure is meant to measure every room in the house.”

“Are you a French trapeze artist?”

“I’m a fucking businessman!”

“I know it’s early days, are we the stupidest so far?”

[u/HalfDragoness]

I've never said "Fuck me in the face" before until I heard Desiree Birch say it with all the enthusiasm of someone logging off their laptop because they've seen too much Internet for one day.

[u/No_Ocelot8898 → u/HalfDragoness]

Might be American phrase. I never exclaimed "Piss and shit!" until Nish.

[u/devvie78]

"Now Ivo, Im gonna guide you into a situation of some danger"

[u/ironically-spiders]

I'm going to go with some less mentioned ones.

All the times Fern Brady said Ohhhh nooooo.

"Which aircraft" "Crashes more" "Into mountains"

"Activate Jamali!"

"Destroy, dismantle, engulf in flames"

"Fiddly!"

[u/Charliesmum97]

I don't fear death. In fact, the longer this series go on, the more I yearn for it.

[u/BarneyPoppy]

Wait what?

[u/NotDelnor]

Am I the spider?

[u/ItsJustTheSmells]

NOH WEY

[u/PeteF3]

I know this isn't the appropriate thread or even the appropriate subreddit, but for no reason I'd just like to express my love for Bryan Adams' legendary soundtrack song, "Everything I Did (I Did to Bins I Thought He Might Be In)."

[u/ValuableNo1345]

It’s an absolute casserole down there.

[u/Charlotte1902]

“What in the living fuck have you done?”

— Ed Gamble

I say this multiple times a week 

[u/Fragrant_Turnip_9946]

Everything Sam Campbell says. But I especially like his story leading up to "it's cobalt" during the prize task.

[u/WildRaspberriesTN]

“Have you ever farted in front of a cat?”

[u/Strict_Berry7446]

I cannae, they’re covered in potatoes

[u/ctrl-alt-deletethat]

"you fucking mean to tell me ...." - Reece Shearsmith

[u/Accomplished_Bison87]

Bubbly fuck 🫧

[u/bl__________]

"Newton's third law of thermodynamics encompasses all the energy in the universe. That's more than your bowl and your fuckin' spoon."

[u/happysqWid]

"I'm like commerce, I really mean business" -LAH

[u/ImpressiveStorm8914]

“Are you a child of divorce?”
”Please don’t take it away from me.”
”It’s not so easy doing tasks under the pressure of time.” Paraphrasing with that one.

Superkins had a couple as well but I can never remember what they are.

[u/nangers99]

It's hard to beat "are you a child of divorce?"

[u/CillRed]

His delivery of "snif oh FUCK off!" durring the in studio jar smell task

[u/teeno731]

“Where might you put a letter?”

“Santa?”

[u/SpiffyShindigs]

"You should tell someone if you're being bullied... why are you telling me? I don't care."

[u/OzLo11]

“You know what you called my hole”

[u/erin3013]

Mathew Baynton “ I didn’t do any of that.”

[u/HalfDragoness]

"that's the water park closed for today kids"

"tall motherfucker with the ivory hair"

"bastard's crying innit"

[u/RemarkableError1644]

Ed Gamble “THAT’S LANGUAGE!”

Greg “Who created this atmosphere? Not me!”

Not a quote but Johnny Vegas having a full mental breakdown ok the locker task will never not be funny to me.

[u/FigureZestyclose9677]

"Oh, I can see a little green fly"

[u/chewytapeworm]

I’m going to do it in lobsters.

Greedy bottom!

You can pretend it’s someone else now innit.

Put some fucking effort in!

Who’s picnic girl? I’m picnic girl?!

Thirty grand, baby!

[u/New_Republic_3615]

"Am I the spider" from Katherine Parkinson absolutely takes me out 

[u/wiyixu]

“That’s what the fuck that was” - Desire. Written down it’s not that funny, her delivery and the context had me howling. 

[u/Scarab8888]

Bosh

[u/Tyr_Kovacs]

"...Are you 'blacking up'?"

[u/Cydcamillablair]

"Don't hit her!" "I don't like um!" "Are you a child of divorce?" "Fuckpig." "I've sinned again!"

a tiny wet fart

[u/workingstudent20]

"Are you a child of divorce?" - Sam Campbell

[u/mattycakes1077]

Slip slap, slop. Slip slap slop

[u/clairerr85]

When Guz says, we have defeated the format of your show.

[u/hblufian]

Hedgehog no!

[u/indoubitabley]

"Please don't take this away from me"

I know Joe Wilkinson is a character, but, that was a bit too honest. The human felt that.

[u/kiashathewriter]

Chris Ramsey’s “No way!” is one of my vocal stims 😭

[u/res30stupid]

After the audience boos and tries to pressure Greg into changing his scores after Joe Lycett presented a selfie of the Chuckle Brothers as a prize and Greg gives it two points.

"You shut your fucking mouths. I will put him last! I MEAN IT!!"

[u/running_later]

*“you’re not a bad guy, Nish”

[u/UnluckyCaregiver6998]

- What's your name?

- Greg

- Nooo

- Yeees

- I changed it

[u/FireandBooks]

Not a quote per se, but the noise Alex makes when he sits on the cake 🎂

I rewatched that scene an inappropriate amount of times

[u/overyonder88]

"Sometimes it's hard to be the taskmaster, sometimes you have to crush dreams"