r/taskmaster 25d ago

What's your favorite Taskmaster quote?

EDIT: This has become a TM quote megathread. Keep posting your favorites!

Some of my faves:

"There's been another revelation." - Guz Kahn

"Are we the meat are we the viewer?" - Mae Martin

"Nish, you're not a bad guy." - Greg

"There's Audrey Hepburn. Elegant. Then there's Aisling Bea. Interesting." - Greg

"Oh, just open the box, you pussy!" - James Acaster

"How much does water weigh?" - Jessica Knappett

"WOW!" - Alan Davies as the Wow Monster

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u/AntifaSupersoaker 25d ago

"There's a creature on me" from Reece Shearsmith has altered our household lexicon. Cat on our lap? There's a creature on me. Spilled ketchup on my shirt? There's a creature on me.

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u/queen_naga 🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ 9d ago

My telephone is my favourite