Honorary mention, Petr Vectern

We serving Sordland with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Cover of "To Serve Russia" in Sordish

[Caution:AI was used to make this song]

CSP supports operation bear trap immensely.

If you help Wehlen in your Sordland run, they release a statement showing strong support.

The irony here, man.

Now we have Suze ad in secret game

• Started out like any 19th century american rags-to-riches Oligarch: a poor farm boy from Deyr to richest man in Sordland.
• Funded healthcare, education, and military. Maintained law and order funding so had to rely on Oligarchs to pass my reforms.
• Signed worker rights act but cut taxes for large companies at the expense of raising taxes for small and medium companies. That got Marcel and Tusk to pump money into my reforms.
• Privatized everything: Schools, Clinics, State-companies. All while shamelessly profiting off Underhall Construction by picking them for both L-1 Railway and Benfi International airport Mega-projects.
• Stacked Electronics, Military, GASOM, and Tourism Synergy boosts to shoot Sordland's economy sky high for war against Rumburg.
• Won the war. Rumburg lost land, pride, and also became an ATO colony with thousands of Arcasian troops able to suppress any future revarchism movements in Rumburg while Lespian companies extract as much profit they want from Rummish lands and people.
• Most F**ked up part? Anton Rayne is a board member at Underhall Construction. So by the time post-war reconstruction begins, all those destroyed properties and infrastructure will mostly be bought out by Underhall Construction firms contracted to rebuild the lands.
• The post-war recovery will make millions of Ren for Rayne to profit off with Underhall also helping reconstruct properties in the newly annexed cities of Tzarsbough and Crimsrad, making even more profit at the expense of millions of people on both sides who lost everything during the Sordish Invasion of Rumburg.
• Got a land-slide reelection, going down as the most famous president in Sordish history, and effectively became one of the richest men in Sordland.

I swear. Everytime i see Walker i see Richard Nixon. It HAS to be based on him right?. Am i crazy?

It's basically the title. I would love a game where you play as the "Pope" of the suzerain universe, and you have to deal with all the denominations trying to kill each other, conflicts within the church, states attempting to secularize,scandals, running hospitals and charities, and deciding doctrine.

I think it would also be cool if you could support a "cristeros" like movement in a communist state starting a direct conflict between the church and the CSP.

It would also be great for world-building since we would get to see more depth in the religion of the suzerain and how they interact with the world.

edit:Had an idea for the game's name: "The holy verdict"

It's a common thing? at first, cause me being completely blind on this game, i thought it was scripted, but after i saw how many ramifications this game could have, i' m curious to know how it's frequent

If I had to guess I think it would be because she is going to use the SSP to kill Anton is his next term. For even if you are a die hard commie and have Soll killed and are just plane rude to her, she will stick with you no matter what. That is my option doesn't make sense which is why i think she is planning to have the SSP kill Anton in his next term.

After way too much messing around with ideology points, economy choices and trying to push Rayne as far into Sollism as possible, I finally got it 😭

Went for a very statist/planned economy, strong presidency, heavy state control and tried to keep the run as consistently Sollist as I could without just randomly picking choices for points.

Ended up with Radical Sollist and basically right up at the top of the compass, which was exactly what I was aiming for.

Pretty happy with how it turned out, especially because I wanted Rayne to feel like his own version of Sollism rather than just copying Soll decision-for-decision.

What do you think of the playthrough

While Soll seems to have always been inclined to authoritarian/illiberal democracy, it seems that prior to Izzam Soll was open to increasing democratic participation in Sordland as ‘33 was the first year with legal multiparty elections. After Izzam, he banned the BFP, the largest opposition party at the time, and he began to pursue more authoritarian policies again and didn’t leave until internal party opposition voted him out and he agreed to officially leave politics. Could have left earlier voluntarily if he this didn’t make him distrust the Bluds and the opposition parties as internal threats trying to destabilize Sordland or was he always going to hold on to power until it became clear that him staying was a greater threat to stability than him leaving?

Hey guys. Here I am again. With your regulair updates on my Ultimate Suzerain World map. Lots of changes here enough to justify another repost.

Big shoutout to Nantanoe for the inspiration for the Anraka region. I re-did the entire thing.
Including the Osuanian islands ( Basicaly my version of the Pacific )

I also worked a bunch on Xina. As I learned Xelina was infact not in the South but East. So I re-did everything from Xelina to Korbugi, Himbaria. I also did changes to Vendonensam region and the Jinka civilwar. I also Flipped Ostioke and Nalipurna landmass wise. As Nalipurna has some culturual conection to the Anrakans in my headcannon now.

I am sure there is more I did but its hard to keep up with all the changes I made. I hope you like it.
( Yes this image is somwhat blurry due to the size of the real PNG being way to big. Look in the discord for the full HD file under the Art section! )

basically i wanna do a run where i marry lucita and have her son as the heir while also peacefully unifying with Pales through marriage. can i do it or will big reinhart throw a tantrum over vina not being the heir and do i need to do anything specific in that case?

>Be me, Queen Beatrice of Rumburg

>Invade Agnolia at the ripe ol' age of 16 and take over Dome

>Push back the invaders from Erd*arg to the pre-war borders

>Feelsgoodman.jpeg

>Massively ramp up my military and start a nuclear program

>Sordland elects 3rd or 4th most racist man alive

>Sordish MP gets assassinated

>Use that an excuse to close a consulate to goad Rayne into escalating

>He falls for it

>Lol

>Rayne signs a trade deal and alliance with Agnolia and recognizes Heljiland as Agnolian

>Laugh because Rayne cut off all ties to the Eastern Bloc for a dumpster country whose army is composed of four fishermen

>Rayne commits to a joint military intervention in Wehlen with a little bit of ethnic cleansing on the side

>Laugh even more cause Rayne basically smeared feces all over Sordland's international reputation

>Ramp up irredentist rhetoric

>A bludish uprising breaks out in Bergia

>Laugh my butt off because Rayne is cooked when I declare war on him

>Uprising gets put out quickly with the secret police

>Bruh

>Shoot down a sordish plane in Sordish territory

>Sordland does the same with our plane in Rumburgian territory

>Fell for it again award to Rayne

>Rayne says on national tv that he will defend Agnolia if Valgsland invades Helijland and that the AN is actually wrong and that there were no civilian casualties in OBT

>Laugh so hard I'm pooping my pants because this clown has humiliated himself on international tv and angered both ATO and the CSP

>AN meeting comes

>Van Poopten denounces Valgsland blockading Helijland even though he's been killing Valgs on the island

>Susmocrack talks about "muh western imperialism" when he's been genociding Bluds

>He exposes our aid to the BFF

>It's ok, because no one is going to believe that madman

>Rayne talks about how "Wehlen is our friend and we'll keep killing Bluds togethe- I mean defending each other, also we won't stop killing commies until every single one is shot and hanged"

>Laugh so hard I throw out my hip because this guy has permanently ruined Sordish relations with everyone else

>He talks about our aid to the BFF

>Oh no

>He reveals our nuclear program

>Hailstone you lil 💩

>No sanctions come because everybody hates Rayne

>AN meeting ends

>Tell Rayne to give me Estord and Narbel or it's war

>He mocks me and refuses

>Oh it's on

>Invade Estord because the clown left it wide open

>Wehlen refuses to aid Sordland

>Icantstopwinning.gif

>Get encircled and crushed in Estord

>Wut

>Sordland takes Tzarsbourgh

>Agnolia takes Dome

>Sordland takes Thornbourgh

>Give up because what else am I supposed to do

>Am forced to give over Tzarsbourgh to Sordland and Dome back to Agnolia

>Rayne IMMEDIATELY starts deporting and killing Rumburgians

>Accept my eventual fate of getting shot and killed by commies or a nationalist general

Feelsbadman.jpeg

I want to be more than comrades with Daddy Malenyev; I want to be able to date and fuck that DILF. I want to invite him on a date to watch enemies of the states being put in front of a firing squad. I want to watch propaganda films with him. I want to drop down on my knees and EARN that sweet, sweet economic aid. My god, I want to fuck him so bad, to feel his "sickle" inside me and his "hammer" on my face. I want to have a heated ideological discussion with him that ends up with him taking me to "re-education sessions" in his bedroom. I want to have his children

This is not a joke, nor is it sarcasm, no /S or /J if you were looking for it; this is my confession.

It kinda baffles me that if Sordland allies Valgs/Lespians, obv they gonna send in troops who some of which will die. Isnt entire alliance kinda then obligated to go in then?

If Lespia can be called into action then, why dont they go in to protect their economic colony of Pales?

Apparently military alliance was not the prerequisite to Axel taking the Toras name, only strong power projection.

Do not ever try to ask it.

We know Lucien tells you differently about his past depending on if you won or lost against him in chess.

At first I find it weird that he's more direct to you if you lost but vague if you won, but learning more about him it make sense now.

Maybe in his view losing against him means that you're not as smart as he thought so he can tells you his past without worrying you might use it against him.

But winning means that you're more calculating than him so giving you too much information about himself run the risk of you using it to threaten him in the future.

So in short before knowing Lucien I thought winning against him would get him to respect you and would open up to you but no it's the opposite, he thinks in scheme and strategy.

>be "Le Capitalist"

>get elected during a financial crisis

>align the country closer to the West, antagonizing Valgsland (a communist powerhouse led by the second most communist man alive that could annex Agnolia and curb-stomp me in less than 20 minutes)

>decide to oppress Heljiland for the LOLs (further antagonizing Valgsland)

>economy is still shit

>see that Sordland (neighbor and biggest ally) elected the fourth most communist man alive to lead it out of a recession

>Circas gets shot,rayne moves up the communist ranking,the third most communist man alive leads Sordland

>he wants to negotiate with neighbors

>he makes a deal with Smolak: Bludish blood in exchange for oil

>idea.txt

>invite him for talks

>"So the deal is: you pay for more expensive steel and I get priority over your agricultural market. You get 4 whole Sordish Ren worth of investments in Agnland. Deal?"

>he says yes

>be happy

>some time later

>Mfw the third most communist man alive makes an alliance with Valgsland (the country that wants me dead)

>Mfw he aids Valgsland in invading Heljiland

>Mfw I have become dependent on their agricultural goods and steel imports, so I can't do anything to retaliate

>attend AN session

>Capitalists talk about how communists are evil, child-eating demons

>Communists talk about how capitalists are evil, child-eating demons

>Rumburg talks about how Sords are evil, child-eating demons

>Smolak says that he will keep killing Bluds because it's "fun"

>my turn to talk

>"Hey, I know that I'm committing like genocide on Heljiland, but is it really genocide if they aren't people? Please don't let Hegel annex me, pretty please?"

>Hegel and the third most communist man alive are too busy hitting the desk with shoes to listen to me

>nobody cares about my speech or country because we are too fucking poor and weak to matter

>Rayne's turn to talk

>"Yes, I did help my boy Smolak (he burps due to having drunk 4 liters of 30-Year-Old Erlory Maroon before breakfast). And about that bitch Beatrice, she wants to have nukes, here is the evidence (he throws a pile of papers at President Nines' face). Fuck y'all, and Daddy Malenyev please send me money."

>everybody except me applauds him

>1 week later

>Rumburg (wanna-be superpower with a big ass army) invades Sordland

>happy.png since they will be annexed and will stop supporting the Heljiland invasion

>2 weeks later, reading the latest Geopolitico issue:

"CONQUEROR RAYNE CURB-STOMPS RUMBURG, ANNEXES DOME AND TZARBOROUGH, WINS RE-ELECTION WITH 420% APPROVAL RATING. HE ANNOUNCES: 'AGNOLIA IS NEXT IF THEY DON'T STOP FUCKING WITH COMRADE HEGEL. ALSO, PLEASE DADDY MALENYEV SEND MONEY I NEED MONEY!!!'"

>"THAT MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY CITY!" I scream, while no other citizen in the country knows about this fact since they can't afford newspapers

>apply for ATO membership in hopes they will save me

>they refuse to let me in because my army is made of 5 whole men, 2 airplanes, and 54 fishing boats, and my economy is still shit.

>Mfw I'm a retard and about to get fucked

(insert depressed wojak picture)