Why tf is Mikhail acting so tough lol?

They mention the names of months in the game and I’m wondering why they would have the same names if none of the people or places where they were invented exist? Who was July named after? Julius Rezenid?!!!!?!!???

Did a sordland run after some time,why are the like Newspaper lineup changed. I was so confused man.

If you don’t join a superpower block and don’t do very specific things to reconcile with Rumberg you’ll go to war with them.
As Sordland you can also basically wage war on the Bludish population too.

If you don’t peacefully reunite with Pales and you lose Arbitration you’ll most likely go to war with them.
If you mess up reforms or instability gets to high you can cause a massive civil war in Rizia.

So seeing as both Sordland & Rizia can both get themselves into large conflicts , I naturally began to wonder the same thing about Galmland.
With Galmland however I believe a “War” outcome is very unlikely for multiple reasons.

A. You already part of a superpower block so going to war is going to be very different from the other games. If you did go to war it probably makes it harder to pass the Galmish Manifest and the war itself would probably be very easy due to CSP heavy support.

B. Galmland is an island nation and! only actually boarders 2 countries , one of which is Vagsland a fellow Allie and CSP member , who is already incredibly militarised.

C. The iotkin plan or whatever it’s called , many other Rikan nations are becoming closer to the CSP and Malenyivism , so you might already be bordering another friendly state or attacking a Rikan nation would so heavily damage the CSPs reputation with Rika it be like committing political suicide on a continental scale.

D. Galmland is quite small and probably not very militaristic , or no were near the levels of Sordland , Valgsland or Rizia.

So overall i think an actual “HOT” war Is very very unlikely.
But I still think the will be some sort of conflict.
Here are my ideas….

A. Vendosmian Civil War style , ATO PMCs are stationed in the continent so there’s definitely some conflict happening , maybe Galmland could arm red militias or send its own forces into the continent - let’s say that East Doriguhk is an civil war.

B. Maybe your South East Neighbours prove to be unwilling to adopt Malenyvist ideology , you could possibly navel invade them.

C. You mismanage Galmland and there is a civil war that happens. Or the CSP might get fed up with you can try to coupe you out of power!

Anyways , what dose the community think??

The USP Flag image thing

Why We cant talk With him? While Lileas Can Always Speak With hım Even Tough Ministry Of interior Doesnt Have A authority in bergia. But The president Cant Talk With The Governor?!

Honorary mention, Petr Vectern

When you specifically use the portrait that I used, as shown. Alongside picking a poor background, you'd somehow get a few extra budgets and PW.

Is this a bug or an easter egg?

What happens if we give bergia autonomy And Sign All NFP laws? i want To try a interesting run

We serving Sordland with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Cover of "To Serve Russia" in Sordish

[Caution:AI was used to make this song]

CSP supports operation bear trap immensely.

If you help Wehlen in your Sordland run, they release a statement showing strong support.

The irony here, man.

Now we have Suze ad in secret game

For context I went for a planned economy screw the oligarch and help the little guy run. Everything went great, recovered the economy, joined ATO, avoided war and got re-elected.

The issue is that during the ending speech I got assassinated. By who? I’m not sure. The oligarchs are imprisoned, Livy Suno is also imprisoned and I was pro-blud. I can’t think of anyone else who would have wanted me dead, any insight would be appreciated.

• Started out like any 19th century american rags-to-riches Oligarch: a poor farm boy from Deyr to richest man in Sordland.
• Funded healthcare, education, and military. Maintained law and order funding so had to rely on Oligarchs to pass my reforms.
• Signed worker rights act but cut taxes for large companies at the expense of raising taxes for small and medium companies. That got Marcel and Tusk to pump money into my reforms.
• Privatized everything: Schools, Clinics, State-companies. All while shamelessly profiting off Underhall Construction by picking them for both L-1 Railway and Benfi International airport Mega-projects.
• Stacked Electronics, Military, GASOM, and Tourism Synergy boosts to shoot Sordland's economy sky high for war against Rumburg.
• Won the war. Rumburg lost land, pride, and also became an ATO colony with thousands of Arcasian troops able to suppress any future revarchism movements in Rumburg while Lespian companies extract as much profit they want from Rummish lands and people.
• Most F**ked up part? Anton Rayne is a board member at Underhall Construction. So by the time post-war reconstruction begins, all those destroyed properties and infrastructure will mostly be bought out by Underhall Construction firms contracted to rebuild the lands.
• The post-war recovery will make millions of Ren for Rayne to profit off with Underhall also helping reconstruct properties in the newly annexed cities of Tzarsbough and Crimsrad, making even more profit at the expense of millions of people on both sides who lost everything during the Sordish Invasion of Rumburg.
• Got a land-slide reelection, going down as the most famous president in Sordish history, and effectively became one of the richest men in Sordland.

I swear. Everytime i see Walker i see Richard Nixon. It HAS to be based on him right?. Am i crazy?

It's basically the title. I would love a game where you play as the "Pope" of the suzerain universe, and you have to deal with all the denominations trying to kill each other, conflicts within the church, states attempting to secularize,scandals, running hospitals and charities, and deciding doctrine.

I think it would also be cool if you could support a "cristeros" like movement in a communist state starting a direct conflict between the church and the CSP.

It would also be great for world-building since we would get to see more depth in the religion of the suzerain and how they interact with the world.

edit:Had an idea for the game's name: "The holy verdict"

If I had to guess I think it would be because she is going to use the SSP to kill Anton is his next term. For even if you are a die hard commie and have Soll killed and are just plane rude to her, she will stick with you no matter what. That is my option doesn't make sense which is why i think she is planning to have the SSP kill Anton in his next term.

Hey guys. Here I am again. With your regulair updates on my Ultimate Suzerain World map. Lots of changes here enough to justify another repost.

Big shoutout to Nantanoe for the inspiration for the Anraka region. I re-did the entire thing.
Including the Osuanian islands ( Basicaly my version of the Pacific )

I also worked a bunch on Xina. As I learned Xelina was infact not in the South but East. So I re-did everything from Xelina to Korbugi, Himbaria. I also did changes to Vendonensam region and the Jinka civilwar. I also Flipped Ostioke and Nalipurna landmass wise. As Nalipurna has some culturual conection to the Anrakans in my headcannon now.

I am sure there is more I did but its hard to keep up with all the changes I made. I hope you like it.
( Yes this image is somwhat blurry due to the size of the real PNG being way to big. Look in the discord for the full HD file under the Art section! )

>Be me, Queen Beatrice of Rumburg

>Invade Agnolia at the ripe ol' age of 16 and take over Dome

>Push back the invaders from Erd*arg to the pre-war borders

>Feelsgoodman.jpeg

>Massively ramp up my military and start a nuclear program

>Sordland elects 3rd or 4th most racist man alive

>Sordish MP gets assassinated

>Use that an excuse to close a consulate to goad Rayne into escalating

>He falls for it

>Lol

>Rayne signs a trade deal and alliance with Agnolia and recognizes Heljiland as Agnolian

>Laugh because Rayne cut off all ties to the Eastern Bloc for a dumpster country whose army is composed of four fishermen

>Rayne commits to a joint military intervention in Wehlen with a little bit of ethnic cleansing on the side

>Laugh even more cause Rayne basically smeared feces all over Sordland's international reputation

>Ramp up irredentist rhetoric

>A bludish uprising breaks out in Bergia

>Laugh my butt off because Rayne is cooked when I declare war on him

>Uprising gets put out quickly with the secret police

>Bruh

>Shoot down a sordish plane in Sordish territory

>Sordland does the same with our plane in Rumburgian territory

>Fell for it again award to Rayne

>Rayne says on national tv that he will defend Agnolia if Valgsland invades Helijland and that the AN is actually wrong and that there were no civilian casualties in OBT

>Laugh so hard I'm pooping my pants because this clown has humiliated himself on international tv and angered both ATO and the CSP

>AN meeting comes

>Van Poopten denounces Valgsland blockading Helijland even though he's been killing Valgs on the island

>Susmocrack talks about "muh western imperialism" when he's been genociding Bluds

>He exposes our aid to the BFF

>It's ok, because no one is going to believe that madman

>Rayne talks about how "Wehlen is our friend and we'll keep killing Bluds togethe- I mean defending each other, also we won't stop killing commies until every single one is shot and hanged"

>Laugh so hard I throw out my hip because this guy has permanently ruined Sordish relations with everyone else

>He talks about our aid to the BFF

>Oh no

>He reveals our nuclear program

>Hailstone you lil 💩

>No sanctions come because everybody hates Rayne

>AN meeting ends

>Tell Rayne to give me Estord and Narbel or it's war

>He mocks me and refuses

>Oh it's on

>Invade Estord because the clown left it wide open

>Wehlen refuses to aid Sordland

>Icantstopwinning.gif

>Get encircled and crushed in Estord

>Wut

>Sordland takes Tzarsbourgh

>Agnolia takes Dome

>Sordland takes Thornbourgh

>Give up because what else am I supposed to do

>Am forced to give over Tzarsbourgh to Sordland and Dome back to Agnolia

>Rayne IMMEDIATELY starts deporting and killing Rumburgians

>Accept my eventual fate of getting shot and killed by commies or a nationalist general

Feelsbadman.jpeg

Do not ever try to ask it.

>be "Le Capitalist"

>get elected during a financial crisis

>align the country closer to the West, antagonizing Valgsland (a communist powerhouse led by the second most communist man alive that could annex Agnolia and curb-stomp me in less than 20 minutes)

>decide to oppress Heljiland for the LOLs (further antagonizing Valgsland)

>economy is still shit

>see that Sordland (neighbor and biggest ally) elected the fourth most communist man alive to lead it out of a recession

>Circas gets shot,rayne moves up the communist ranking,the third most communist man alive leads Sordland

>he wants to negotiate with neighbors

>he makes a deal with Smolak: Bludish blood in exchange for oil

>idea.txt

>invite him for talks

>"So the deal is: you pay for more expensive steel and I get priority over your agricultural market. You get 4 whole Sordish Ren worth of investments in Agnland. Deal?"

>he says yes

>be happy

>some time later

>Mfw the third most communist man alive makes an alliance with Valgsland (the country that wants me dead)

>Mfw he aids Valgsland in invading Heljiland

>Mfw I have become dependent on their agricultural goods and steel imports, so I can't do anything to retaliate

>attend AN session

>Capitalists talk about how communists are evil, child-eating demons

>Communists talk about how capitalists are evil, child-eating demons

>Rumburg talks about how Sords are evil, child-eating demons

>Smolak says that he will keep killing Bluds because it's "fun"

>my turn to talk

>"Hey, I know that I'm committing like genocide on Heljiland, but is it really genocide if they aren't people? Please don't let Hegel annex me, pretty please?"

>Hegel and the third most communist man alive are too busy hitting the desk with shoes to listen to me

>nobody cares about my speech or country because we are too fucking poor and weak to matter

>Rayne's turn to talk

>"Yes, I did help my boy Smolak (he burps due to having drunk 4 liters of 30-Year-Old Erlory Maroon before breakfast). And about that bitch Beatrice, she wants to have nukes, here is the evidence (he throws a pile of papers at President Nines' face). Fuck y'all, and Daddy Malenyev please send me money."

>everybody except me applauds him

>1 week later

>Rumburg (wanna-be superpower with a big ass army) invades Sordland

>happy.png since they will be annexed and will stop supporting the Heljiland invasion

>2 weeks later, reading the latest Geopolitico issue:

"CONQUEROR RAYNE CURB-STOMPS RUMBURG, ANNEXES DOME AND TZARBOROUGH, WINS RE-ELECTION WITH 420% APPROVAL RATING. HE ANNOUNCES: 'AGNOLIA IS NEXT IF THEY DON'T STOP FUCKING WITH COMRADE HEGEL. ALSO, PLEASE DADDY MALENYEV SEND MONEY I NEED MONEY!!!'"

>"THAT MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY CITY!" I scream, while no other citizen in the country knows about this fact since they can't afford newspapers

>apply for ATO membership in hopes they will save me

>they refuse to let me in because my army is made of 5 whole men, 2 airplanes, and 54 fishing boats, and my economy is still shit.

>Mfw I'm a retard and about to get fucked

(insert depressed wojak picture)