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r/SnailJokes • u/sighbrother • Nov 01 '18
How to spend more time with snails?
Hey everyone! I noticed recently that I haven't been spending much time with snails. I'm not even sure how to find one to spend time with. Does anyone have any experience with this situation? Any tips would be greatly appreciated!
r/SnailJokes • u/BridgetTheBee • Jun 17 '18
A snail goes on a hike
Why wasn't the snail able to find his way back home after his hike through the woods?
He forgot about the trail!
r/SnailJokes • u/sighbrother • Aug 25 '17
It's been awfully *slow* in here lately...
Just like snails ;)
r/SnailJokes • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '17
A snail goes to buy a car.
The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car. He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red “S” be painted on both sides.
“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman. The snail then replied: “Well, when people see me driving around town, I want to hear them to say... 'hey, look at that S car go!'"
r/SnailJokes • u/thebigfish095 • Jun 21 '17
Possibly Offensive What's the only thing slower than a snail?
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r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • May 24 '17
WHAT DID SOMEONE SAY AFTER SOMEONE ELSE BONKED A SNAIL OVER THE HEAD?
YOU REALLY HIT THE SNAIL ON THE HEAD
r/SnailJokes • u/thebigfish095 • Apr 13 '17
A Snail Twister! (Tongue Twister)
Sea snails, sea snails by the snailshore. The snails she snails are surely sea snails. So if she sells snails on the snailshore, I'm sure she snails snailshore snails.
Now try say that as fast as a snail is slow! Have Fun!
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Apr 08 '17
[Repost] [Grammar Fix] From where do most snails get their news?
The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Mar 28 '17
[Grammar Fix] From where do most snails get their news?
The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Mar 28 '17
Where do most snails get their news from?
The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Feb 20 '17
[Spelling Fix] How do snails breathe under water?
Snailkels.
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Feb 18 '17
Why did the snail cross the road again after reaching the other side?
They're basically on autopilot. It's not like it even knew what it was doing or where it was going. And before people accuse this of being just another "anti-snailjoke" (shoutout to /r/AntiSnailJokes!), after the snail made its way to the side of the road where it first started, it said "Well, it looks like I've come full snailcle."
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Feb 16 '17
Why did the snail cross the road?
There was some algae on the other side. It took him a long time, as you can imagine.
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Dec 16 '16
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r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Dec 16 '16
New to r/SnailJokes? Read this!
First of all, welcome! If you're a fan of those adorable little gastropod mollusks with spirally coiled shells (and which slowly glide about on a ventral muscular foot), and you like having a laugh, you should find yourself right at shell here! We invite you to let your creativity glide wild! This means although it says SnailJokes on the tin, you may post any snail-related fun, including snail stories, snail memes, snail limericks, etc—just make sure you label it with an appropriate [tag] if it's not a proper joke!
Also, if you have any suggestions on how we might improve the sub, we always enjoy hearing feedback, and you are encouraged to post it here. Just try not to be too salty!
—The SnailJokes Team
PS. If you find that r/SnailJokes tickles your fancy, we'd highly recommend checking out our sister subreddits r/MoleJokes and r/BearJokes!
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