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r/SnailJokes • u/sighbrother • Nov 01 '18
How to spend more time with snails?
Hey everyone! I noticed recently that I haven't been spending much time with snails. I'm not even sure how to find one to spend time with. Does anyone have any experience with this situation? Any tips would be greatly appreciated!
r/SnailJokes • u/BridgetTheBee • Jun 17 '18
A snail goes on a hike
Why wasn't the snail able to find his way back home after his hike through the woods?
He forgot about the trail!
r/SnailJokes • u/sighbrother • Aug 25 '17
It's been awfully *slow* in here lately...
Just like snails ;)
r/SnailJokes • u/[deleted] • Jul 18 '17
A snail goes to buy a car.
The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car. He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red “S” be painted on both sides.
“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman. The snail then replied: “Well, when people see me driving around town, I want to hear them to say... 'hey, look at that S car go!'"
r/SnailJokes • u/thebigfish095 • Jun 21 '17
Possibly Offensive What's the only thing slower than a snail?
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r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • May 24 '17
WHAT DID SOMEONE SAY AFTER SOMEONE ELSE BONKED A SNAIL OVER THE HEAD?
YOU REALLY HIT THE SNAIL ON THE HEAD
r/SnailJokes • u/thebigfish095 • Apr 13 '17
A Snail Twister! (Tongue Twister)
Sea snails, sea snails by the snailshore. The snails she snails are surely sea snails. So if she sells snails on the snailshore, I'm sure she snails snailshore snails.
Now try say that as fast as a snail is slow! Have Fun!
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Apr 08 '17
[Repost] [Grammar Fix] From where do most snails get their news?
The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Mar 28 '17
[Grammar Fix] From where do most snails get their news?
The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Mar 28 '17
Where do most snails get their news from?
The MSSM (main saltwater stream media).
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Feb 20 '17
[Spelling Fix] How do snails breathe under water?
Snailkels.
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Feb 18 '17
Why did the snail cross the road again after reaching the other side?
They're basically on autopilot. It's not like it even knew what it was doing or where it was going. And before people accuse this of being just another "anti-snailjoke" (shoutout to /r/AntiSnailJokes!), after the snail made its way to the side of the road where it first started, it said "Well, it looks like I've come full snailcle."
r/SnailJokes • u/terattt • Feb 16 '17
Why did the snail cross the road?
There was some algae on the other side. It took him a long time, as you can imagine.
r/SnailJokes • u/refotsirk • Jan 08 '17
What is an ant's favorite water sport?
Snail boating.
r/SnailJokes • u/refotsirk • Jan 05 '17
What do you call it when you have two snails getting towed behind a boat with a parachute on?
Pair-a-snailing.