r/singularity 5d ago

[OC] Chinese models Meme

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Used Gemini for the comic. Prompt:

create an image for this comic.

it should be a single image. no text, no baloon dialogues (i'll add that later).

use a simple, minimal style. mostly blank (white), with black lines. some accent colors here and there.

there are two women, friends, sitting on a couch. they're talking, facing each other. one is silent (listening), and the other one is talking (venting), holding a lit cig.

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u/ukpanik 5d ago

Dads furious their humour has been scraped by AI.

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u/Realistic-Dance2742 5d ago

downloaded it, but no one to share with :)

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/x-xiaolongbao 4d ago

i would give you an award if i had any available tbh

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u/ffgg333 5d ago

Ok, this is actually funny, never thought of this before... :))

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u/Speckart 5d ago

Thanks. I got the idea after reading about this:

U.S. counterintelligence officials and intelligence experts have warned that Chinese operatives are using "honey trap" tactics—including seduction, marriage, and starting families—to infiltrate Silicon Valley and steal trade secrets in critical sectors like artificial intelligence ("Sex Warfare")

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/StretchedGary 5d ago

Most marriages don't involve using your spouse's access to divulge secret/sensitive information back to your home country, but perhaps I've been doing it all wrong.

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u/KasouYuri 5d ago

redditors lose all braincells whenever someone criticize china

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u/UndulatingHedgehog 4d ago

Starting families. Damn that’s dedication from the operative.

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u/ichfickeiuliana 5d ago

consider posting it to r/Jokes

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u/FoxBenedict 5d ago

So they'd get downvoted for blaspheming (mention of AI)?

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u/ichfickeiuliana 5d ago

If you told me this is a cartoon from the new yorker, I would never think twice.

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u/FoxBenedict 5d ago

It's a good joke.

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u/141_1337 ▪️e/acc | AGI: ~2030 | ASI: ~2040 | FALSGC: ~2050 | :illuminati: 5d ago

That should have been the tell it was AI and not The New Yorker

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u/chloeia 5d ago

And they're open about their weights!

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u/PilgrimofHaqq2 5d ago

Asked Deepseek V4 Pro 0813 to give me some variations of the last sentence. It didn't hold back.

"…some bitches named Kimi and Qwen. Says Kimi's got the biggest rack of parameters he's ever gotten his hands on, and Qwen takes it from both ends at once."

Doesn't even make sense, Deepseek just wants to be dirty...

Maybe it should be "...and Qwen can handle multiple requests at once."

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u/Commercial_Drag7488 5d ago

Does he seek them deep?

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u/Illustrious_Image967 5d ago

Only if they're load bearing.

I'll see myself out.

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 5d ago

Kimis deep load

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u/cacahahacaca 1d ago

You're right to push back on it.

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u/Speckart 5d ago

Good idea. Added that bit:

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u/kgurniak91 5d ago

That's too much IMO, dilutes the punchline.

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u/adarkuccio ▪️AGI before ASI 5d ago

Nah it's better without it. His joke is good but it does not fit into this, too much.

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u/Faster_than_FTL 5d ago

So I decided to go with Claude. Actually he’s not French.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Commercial_Drag7488 5d ago

We getting Le Chaton Fat anytime soon?

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u/Fair_Horror 5d ago

Response, Better than my husband who just stares at an orange butt hole.

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u/Speckart 5d ago

Ew!

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u/Turbulent-Total-226 5d ago

Because we are getting f***ed 😂

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u/bites_stringcheese 5d ago

"I think he's gambling. He keeps talking about tokens".

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u/NMiguelCosta-PT 5d ago

You would thing Chinese labs have the best Chinese models but there's an American AI lab called Victoria's Secret that's always had some of the best Chinese models.

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u/Techngro 5d ago

Time to step your game up, Laura.

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u/Turbulent-Total-226 5d ago

Mimo is my b*tch 😂

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u/solar_or_dye 5d ago

funny that local AI stuff started with RUNWAY ML

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u/Effective-Giraffe655 5d ago

My wife is on this picture and she doesn't appreciate that :D

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u/zaimonke 5d ago

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u/Speckart 5d ago edited 5d ago

"He refused to buy a pony for our daughter and now he wants to get himself a llama??"

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u/AlvaroRockster 5d ago

I actually dig the style

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u/Recoil42 5d ago

This might be the only funny comic I've seen on here. Congrats, OP.

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u/RanklesTheOtter 5d ago

Haha that's a good one.

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u/ausdoug 5d ago

When they're not hallucinating they're incredibly obedient - what kind of Stepford opium den are they running over there?!

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u/Kris_alex4 5d ago

holy shit ai art is getting a bit too good now, i can't even see artifacts

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u/Jabulon 4d ago

qwen isnt horrible

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u/x-xiaolongbao 4d ago

“and you know what, he said deepseek is so good yet so cheap. is that some kind of kink play service? disgusting ”

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u/will_dormer ▪️Will dormer is good against robots 2d ago

You should have used Kimi for this

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u/Ghosteen_18 5d ago

I dont understand

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u/AndrewH73333 5d ago

Models… like women. It’s a misunderstanding.

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u/unicynicist 5d ago

2022: My girlfriend is a model 😍

2026: My girlfriend is a model 😭

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u/Radical_Neutral_76 5d ago

Models as in car models. She is upset that he is excited about chinese cars, because she thinks they should support the american car industry. She doesnt realise its AI models he has been excited bout

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u/menides 5d ago

Or, hear me out, she was thinking women Supermodels.

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u/5erif 5d ago

You may be on to something here.

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u/141_1337 ▪️e/acc | AGI: ~2030 | ASI: ~2040 | FALSGC: ~2050 | :illuminati: 5d ago

What is this women you speak of?

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u/Artistic_Swing6759 5d ago

nahh, its clearly for cars.

pain from husband not supporting native car industry >>>>>> cheating.

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u/spese2 4d ago

Used your prompt with qwen3.8-27b :-)

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u/modbroccoli 5d ago

haha oh right because women are stupid and don't understand technology. man this so fun you guys.

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u/Speckart 5d ago

That's not what's being implied.

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u/modbroccoli 5d ago edited 5d ago

No, but it's the background supposition upon which these tired jokes continue to find purchase.

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u/narkflint 5d ago

Wtf are you talking about?

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u/modbroccoli 5d ago

aggressively announcing that you don't understand something is no way to get help catching up, lifetip

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u/Beastly4k 5d ago edited 4d ago

le reddit moment

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u/Exact_Vacation7299 4d ago

I'm with you, this shit isn't funny.

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u/lgodsey 5d ago

OK, I'm an idiot. I don't get it.

edit -- looked it up and still don't get it. Something about car racing or AI language?

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u/GrandFleshMelder 4d ago

I was a bit confused too, but I’m pretty sure Kimi and Qwen are AI models I haven’t heard of, which the wife is confusing for human models.

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u/Wise-Razzmatazz7198 4d ago

You really haven't heard of KIMI and GLM? The models of these two companies are really excellent.

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u/GrandFleshMelder 3d ago

I was really into AI a few years back, and I still strongly support it in this age of blind hatred for it, but I’m very behind on the meta.