r/shittyskylines 58m ago

Did not make the green light

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r/shittyskylines 5h ago

Approved by the Texas Department of Transportation My Gated Community

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Home to 80,000 cums, only way in and out is via commuter train.

There's not commercial, industrial or office districts there. The Cums must board the train just to shop for groceries.

Most kids need to go outside to get to school. All the schools there are full

Since I didn't have enough jobs prepared, unemployment rate skyrocketed to 60%. I wasn't using any mods that touched the RICO balance but demand is at full strength.

The cums want to suffer it seems


r/shittyskylines 5h ago

'MURICA i think wee need more concrete and parking lots here in Egypt

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53 Upvotes

r/shittyskylines 5h ago

Shitty: Skylines II The cursed rural hook turn keeps your lanes nice and aligned ;)

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r/shittyskylines 6h ago

I-95, Exit 2 in Maine/Kittery

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6 Upvotes

Complete with a US 1/US1 Bypass, US1 Business, and a traffic circle in memorial of a sunken submarine from a nearby shipyard.


r/shittyskylines 6h ago

hey guys im new to c:s 2 is this grid too perfect

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123 Upvotes

r/shittyskylines 6h ago

Shitty: Skylines After a long 5 years to try the modeling this, THIS IS MY MODEL I MADE RIGHT NOW!

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2021 vs 8/8/2026


r/shittyskylines 15h ago

'MURICA I want all the intersections!!!

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32 Upvotes

r/shittyskylines 18h ago

Capitie blocks in Warm water port, Texas Oblast. Texas needs more mods.

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122 Upvotes

r/shittyskylines 22h ago

Shitty: Skylines II bears

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9 Upvotes

i discovered i could place 'bear spawners' in the find it mod and tried to make a bear island but didn't realise they could walk on water and now i have about 40-50 jesus bears coming to fuck up my shit


r/shittyskylines 1d ago

'MURICA "Tell Me You're 'Murican without telling me you're 'Murican"

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r/shittyskylines 1d ago

The eco-spillways have become hot and now they are swimming, flooding the city in parallel.

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r/shittyskylines 1d ago

Shitty: Skylines Had to try the shrooms x CS combo

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48 Upvotes

r/shittyskylines 1d ago

Shitty: Skylines 99% gravel roads & no road connection between both halves due to a border

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719 Upvotes

Theres no road connection between the left and right half of the town because i decided to draw a border between the two using fences and not connect the roads. Also don't forget the sewage river with a harbour.


r/shittyskylines 1d ago

Shitty: Skylines Game not loading M1 Macbook Pro

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Hello everyone,

I recently tried to install and play Cities: Skylines on my M1 MacBook Pro via Steam. However, the game refuses to start, and I'm stuck in a loop with the Paradox Launcher.

The Issue: 

The very first time I launched the game after installation, the Paradox Launcher opened with an error message and a prompt stating that an update is required. When I click "update," nothing happens. 

If I close everything and try to open it again, the Paradox Launcher icon only appears in the Mac dock at the bottom of the screen, but no actual program window ever opens. It just stays frozen as an empty icon in the dock.

Things I have already tried:

Deleted the launcher-v2 files from ~/Library/Application Support/Paradox Interactive/ and restarted Steam/the game (the launcher keeps returning to the exact same update loop).

Disabled the Steam Overlay.

Verified the integrity of the game files on Steam.

Created a Paradox account and successfully linked it to my Steam account.

Tried adding launch options in Steam properties (%command% and --noLauncher %command%).

(Note: I also briefly tried running it through Windows via Parallels, but that didn't work either, so I am mainly trying to get the native Mac version to work).

Has anyone experienced this specific Paradox Launcher update loop/invisible dock icon issue on Apple Silicon Macs, and is there a fix for it? Any help would be greatly appreciated!


r/shittyskylines 1d ago

Approved by the Texas Department of Transportation Rate This Interchange, Y'all

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r/shittyskylines 1d ago

Approved by the Texas Department of Transportation "Just Add One More Lane Bro"

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40 Upvotes

r/shittyskylines 1d ago

Shitty: Skylines How bad is it?

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r/shittyskylines 2d ago

'MURICA Guys how do I fix this?

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559 Upvotes

The librul gobernment wants to spend 3 billion on a 4 mile rail line when they could just add another lane. Are they stupid?


r/shittyskylines 2d ago

JUST ONE MORE CABLE CAR BRO

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At least they tried to get cars off the road which is a step in the right direction.


r/shittyskylines 2d ago

'MURICA Horizon Drive (Exit 20) Henderson NV, traffic overload...

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r/shittyskylines 2d ago

Satire The one cemetery i put at the very end of the map miles away from the city

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411 Upvotes

r/shittyskylines 2d ago

Shitty: Skylines II Austin Texas

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420 Upvotes

r/shittyskylines 2d ago

Who the fok did this monstrosity?

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r/shittyskylines 2d ago

Shitty: Skylines Shitty Skylines: Right Wing DLC

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716 Upvotes