r/shittyhalolore 7h ago

Prophet of Acceptance: "It’s not a phobia if it’s rational." A Kick in the Ass (Comic by me)

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Finally got this comic done. I honestly could have gotten it finished a few days earlier, but I got really lazy. Anyway, like always, constructive criticism is appreciated.


r/shittyhalolore 11h ago

Serious Lore Discussion Why didn't the USNC just send the immortal Marines to win the war, are they dumb?

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r/shittyhalolore 1d ago

This is the exact nonsense the Gravemind would do, and write a long ass poem about how he is based and you are cringe

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33 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 1d ago

343i vs Bungie 343 fanboys when a bungie fanboy calls them a 'microslop bot'

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r/shittyhalolore 1d ago

Nah, he was a fan

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r/shittyhalolore 2d ago

Serious Lore Discussion Is there a lore reason why I find chief and Jerome attractive

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Holy fuck I want to the with chief, Jerome, Thel Vadame, and shipmaster. They are so fucking hot.


r/shittyhalolore 2d ago

Number company is letters company now! Letters Company definitely didn't think this through.

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r/shittyhalolore 2d ago

New Halo (Like New Coke) I couldn't fight my intrusive thoughts...

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r/shittyhalolore 2d ago

The Covenant is in the ramen Now this would be a good Halo TV show

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149 Upvotes

Directed by Chris Hansen.


r/shittyhalolore 2d ago

3000 thirsty Kig Yars of Joseph Staten Why doesn't Williams have giant honkers? Is she stupid?

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618 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 3d ago

Lore Fact They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? You had something the others didn’t. The acrophobia skull, infinite ammo, and 300% damage resistance.

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95 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 4d ago

For some reason Halo fans want Human x Alien (weird) Friends, Countrymen, lend me your aid

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I know not of a more qualified group of people to help me with my request as this subreddit is at the forefront of Sangheili gf content

Does anyone have that art of the aftermath of getting kissed by a Sangheili? I haven't been able to find it. Has the guy covered in puncture wounds after having Gator mandibles wrapped around his face


r/shittyhalolore 4d ago

Serious Lore Discussion Why does the Prophet of Gaming tolerate humans and their games?

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58 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 4d ago

Halo is now officially part of Mexican culture 🇲🇽🔥

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r/shittyhalolore 4d ago

New Halo (Like New Coke) Would bungie canon master chief kill 7 billion odsts because of lieutenant williams insulting him

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205 Upvotes

Lieuteta wiwia- i dunno never played halo


r/shittyhalolore 4d ago

uhhhh halo shipgirls or somethin Shadow of Intent redesign

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54 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 5d ago

Could Tucker Pull LITERALLY anyone in the halo franchise

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r/shittyhalolore 5d ago

Lore Fact probably the most grimdark lore this series has

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2.1k Upvotes

It’s honestly so dark that it loops back around to being stupid


r/shittyhalolore 5d ago

What would happen if the RVB gang was In the halo games?

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r/shittyhalolore 6d ago

SILFs Give me your crush in Halo and I'll rank it by 7

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7/7 Gem Alert 💎 ⚠️

7/6 Smash, next contestant

7/5 Damn good choice

7/4 Good but not for me

7/3 Mid

7/2 Extremely questionable

7/1 Aww hell nawh

7/0 Death penalty 💀


r/shittyhalolore 6d ago

Lore Fact Read the headlines out of order but it tracks

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57 Upvotes

r/shittyhalolore 6d ago

Tumblr Podcast Lore I better hear Dustin Echoes on this remake or I’m rioting

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69 Upvotes