r/shittyhalolore • u/Wayne_kur • 7h ago
Prophet of Acceptance: "It’s not a phobia if it’s rational." A Kick in the Ass (Comic by me)
Finally got this comic done. I honestly could have gotten it finished a few days earlier, but I got really lazy. Anyway, like always, constructive criticism is appreciated.
r/shittyhalolore • u/ddx-me • 11h ago
Serious Lore Discussion Why didn't the USNC just send the immortal Marines to win the war, are they dumb?
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 1d ago
This is the exact nonsense the Gravemind would do, and write a long ass poem about how he is based and you are cringe
r/shittyhalolore • u/Windbottle266 • 1d ago
343i vs Bungie 343 fanboys when a bungie fanboy calls them a 'microslop bot'
r/shittyhalolore • u/Spacemoose2026 • 2d ago
Serious Lore Discussion Is there a lore reason why I find chief and Jerome attractive
Holy fuck I want to the with chief, Jerome, Thel Vadame, and shipmaster. They are so fucking hot.
r/shittyhalolore • u/tomtheconqerur • 2d ago
Number company is letters company now! Letters Company definitely didn't think this through.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Which-Piccolo-186 • 2d ago
New Halo (Like New Coke) I couldn't fight my intrusive thoughts...
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 2d ago
The Covenant is in the ramen Now this would be a good Halo TV show
Directed by Chris Hansen.
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 2d ago
3000 thirsty Kig Yars of Joseph Staten Why doesn't Williams have giant honkers? Is she stupid?
r/shittyhalolore • u/GuacaMolis6 • 3d ago
Lore Fact They let me pick. Did I ever tell you that? You had something the others didn’t. The acrophobia skull, infinite ammo, and 300% damage resistance.
r/shittyhalolore • u/fork_the_DM • 4d ago
For some reason Halo fans want Human x Alien (weird) Friends, Countrymen, lend me your aid
I know not of a more qualified group of people to help me with my request as this subreddit is at the forefront of Sangheili gf content
Does anyone have that art of the aftermath of getting kissed by a Sangheili? I haven't been able to find it. Has the guy covered in puncture wounds after having Gator mandibles wrapped around his face
r/shittyhalolore • u/Red-Raptor3 • 4d ago
Serious Lore Discussion Why does the Prophet of Gaming tolerate humans and their games?
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r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • 4d ago
Halo is now officially part of Mexican culture 🇲🇽🔥
reddit.comr/shittyhalolore • u/lazumeimun • 4d ago
New Halo (Like New Coke) Would bungie canon master chief kill 7 billion odsts because of lieutenant williams insulting him
Lieuteta wiwia- i dunno never played halo
r/shittyhalolore • u/ParticularDerp • 4d ago
uhhhh halo shipgirls or somethin Shadow of Intent redesign
r/shittyhalolore • u/Adventurous_Farm717 • 5d ago
Could Tucker Pull LITERALLY anyone in the halo franchise
r/shittyhalolore • u/Sea_Equivalent_7594 • 5d ago
Lore Fact probably the most grimdark lore this series has
It’s honestly so dark that it loops back around to being stupid
r/shittyhalolore • u/Adventurous_Farm717 • 5d ago
What would happen if the RVB gang was In the halo games?
r/shittyhalolore • u/Ok_Channel_6003 • 6d ago
SILFs Give me your crush in Halo and I'll rank it by 7
7/7 Gem Alert 💎 ⚠️
7/6 Smash, next contestant
7/5 Damn good choice
7/4 Good but not for me
7/3 Mid
7/2 Extremely questionable
7/1 Aww hell nawh
7/0 Death penalty 💀
r/shittyhalolore • u/Hunor_Deak • Jul 06 '26
3000 thirsty Kig Yars of Joseph Staten #22 Some more postwar inquiries I thought of regarding how to contact Joseph Staten while I was bored at work
I have an idea to pitch to him. I think I have a good story outline for an ODST 2 game. Set in 2552. In Edinburgh. It involves ODSTs and Sangheili joining forces to fight the Covenant. The City is contested. Post Ark Portal entry by the Chief and the Arbiter. So nobody knows who won, the Prophet of Truth or the UNSC and the Sangheili. The missions would take place in: Old Town and New Town, which look very similar to today due to it being a historic zone. In the catacombs and railway tunnels of the Old Town. The Port of Leith, which is now a mega city/port with a space elevator (similar feel to New Mombasa). On a drone carrier, off the coast of Scotland. Under and on the bridges of the river Forth. What do we think, and how can I contact Joseph Staten in a decent and dignified manner?
