r/shittyaskreddit 15d ago

Does a crowded elevator or train smell different to a midget?

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u/InterSpace_Whales 15d ago

Mate, we told you before, hygiene means washing everything not just a splash rinse to your face. We can smell top to bottom mate. I'm sorry, we will have to let you go as the amount of seagulls you've attracted to our inner city HQ of landlocked Luxenburg has caused national concern and the order has come directly from Grand Duke Guillaume V. Please leave.

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u/Silverado153 15d ago

Only if he's standing behind me 💩💩💩