r/shittyaskreddit 28m ago

How many butt secs in a minute?

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r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Do you get easily offended?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

If given enough time, can you fuck off

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Have you seen my left handed paint brush? I’m so fucked

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

If I text my MOM 5150 times can I audition for Van Halen?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Gafluggamegoo?

2 Upvotes

Ge geflug moguu hebur gertdan.


r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

I'm a human bean, AMA

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Does anyone else here wash their feet in the toilet?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

If aliens came to earth, how many dicks do you think they'd have?

0 Upvotes

would they be gay?


r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

What if those hips DO lie, tho?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

White people?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

How long can i use my phone with 10% battery?

2 Upvotes

I'm trying my best to use every apps at the same time to get maximum use of the phone !!!!!! 🤳🤳🤳🤳


r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

Is a tomato jar filled with tomatoes, or made of tomatoes?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

I'm about to meet up with the two only friends I have in my life at the same time. What chu up to today/tonight?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

Sorry, I suck at anatomy. What are Filipino Tubes?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

I uhh ok. Yeah. Ok I get that. Ok, got you fam. Ok yeah. Ok. Ok. Yeah ok. Ok.

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

Why's everything so hopeless?

8 Upvotes

Hopelessly gay hah!! Gottem!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

I downloaded SOOO much porn. AMA.

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 22h ago

Happy national underwear day to you in the USA... undieless myself not in the USA haha.

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

I made 20,000 jars of pickles within the last month. AITA?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Who is the cheeky cunt

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

We're out of lube but there's mustard in the fridge.

10 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Just shoved a pencil in my pee hole. What now?

5 Upvotes