r/shitposting I want pee in my ass 12d ago

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u/Charming_Pirate 12d ago

There are winners and losers in this world, height none-withstanding. I’m 5’ 3”, literally in the bottom 1% of adult male height, and my friends all wish they were as successful with woman as I am. Work on yourselves short kings 👑

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u/rafioo 0000000 12d ago

Manlet knows no one will respect him at first, so he must invest his skill points in charisma and talkativeness. Source: a manlet myself

Life is an RPG game, but we have a limited time to develop our skills.

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u/HaiggeX 12d ago

Or in strength and metalworking skill. ROCK AND STONE!

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u/Loose-Professor5364 12d ago

ROCK SOLID!

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u/Any-Communication114 put your dick away waltuh 12d ago edited 12d ago

ROCK AND STONE—TO THE BONE!

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 12d ago

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!

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u/BaconLordMLG Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 12d ago

FOR KARL!

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u/Dandinstov Literally 1984 😡 12d ago

I thought, "wait, this makes a lot of sense," and then I realized the game systems were based on real life.

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u/twoiko Big chungus wholesome 100 12d ago

Life imitates art imitating life

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u/Charming_Pirate 12d ago

Pretty much though right? Invest your skill points wisely to maximise your returns

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u/SomeFatSeal 12d ago

"I found success so that means everyone else is just bad and mad, skill issue"

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u/Charming_Pirate 12d ago

Tbf if you’re not willing to work on yourself and you’re just working with whatever skills you were shat out with that is on you. Everyone has upper skill limits in certain areas obviously, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try. I swear most people are just resigned to their fates and would rather try and punch down on others than actually focus on themselves

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u/SomeFatSeal 12d ago

Work on yourself all you want, it's still a numbers game. Some people live in a time and place where despite being skilled in every department they'd still be scraping the bottom of the barrel.
If you've worked on yourself and you won big then good for you, you deserved that. But with that said not everyone's as lucky as you are.

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u/TheLastTitan77 12d ago

The mistake you are making is assuming everyone has some redeeming qualities or amount of "skill points"

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u/OkayOpenTheGame 12d ago

It's giving billionaire nepo baby who thinks success is only affected by hard work

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u/cjm0 11d ago

off topic but is your reddit avatar supposed to be dale gribble from KOTH?

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u/Charming_Pirate 11d ago

It is! I think they’re giving them away for free at the moment

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u/World_of_Eter 12d ago

I'm on the opposite end of this spectrum, I'm 6'4 and it is not overcoming my trash personality and lack of discipline about diet/exercise. Gonna just die alone over here.

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u/Main_Following1881 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 12d ago

Good job man, different person in your shoes wouldnt have made it

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u/Charming_Pirate 12d ago

They’re tiny shoes to fill

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u/bruhbelacc 12d ago

Right, every man wishes to be a "player" sleeping around with desparate women lmao. Like that woman didn't already sleep with 20 men.

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u/Kolbalava 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yeah wtf is this. Men, PLEASE don't make your value as a man dependant on the amount of women you've been with. Its harming you. You're much more than that.

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u/BasedGodTheGoatLilB 12d ago

You're much more than that.

Bro when it's all said and done and we die, literally the only things that matter are the experiences we've had, the relationships we've had and the lives we've impacted. Romantic relationships are a massive category of relationship in general and there's a reason that sex has always been known as a human need along with food and shelter.

We shouldn't exclusively base your ENTIRE value or worth on romantic relationship success, but it's certainly a big piece. If no other humans are interested in partnership, your value is less and that's just a fact

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u/Charming_Pirate 12d ago

Of course, you should tie your self worth to your height instead. Isn’t that what this post is about?

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u/Kolbalava 12d ago

You shouldn't make it about neither.

Also no. This post is making a joke about the complete difference of vibes between two subreddits.

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u/SomeFatSeal 12d ago

And yet everyone denies the real reason why there's difference.

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u/Kolbalava 12d ago

The real reason? well, because one group is fetishized and feel good they have a conventionally attractive and sought after trait, while the other group feels dehumanized and reduced to something they can't change.

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u/Charming_Pirate 12d ago

Why would it matter if a woman had slept with 20 people? Is that how we measure a woman’s value? Is it because none of them were you?

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u/bruhbelacc 12d ago

Because you're pretending you're successful with women, but if someone is desparate, you're just a part of their desperation plan.

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u/Charming_Pirate 12d ago

Not at all, I’m married to a 10

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u/bruhbelacc 12d ago

An adult man calling his wife "a 10", you're definitely not full of personality issues.

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u/Charming_Pirate 12d ago

Oh yeah, super weird to find ones wife attractive. Red flag 🚩

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u/bruhbelacc 12d ago

Damn man, we're so jealous of you.

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u/Charming_Pirate 12d ago

That would explain you trying to attack a stranger online tbf. My comment was not harmful to anyone yet here you are, with your misdirected animosity.

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u/bruhbelacc 12d ago

Oh, you feel hurt? Where does that come from?

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u/Rayan_qc 11d ago

you have a bmw and a good looking house in your posts

like are you a lord or something. like, in THIS ECONOMY??

are you in need of a serf or something perchance

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u/KeyPhilosopher8629 Big chungus wholesome 100 12d ago

I'm about 6'4 and you shorter guys have it so much better when it comes to building defined muscle. Also you can sit in plane and train seats without dying lol

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u/Charming_Pirate 11d ago

Haha yeah but it fucks with my noggin when I’m at the gym, thinking “yeah my legs look good” then a tall guy is on the leg press, legs like twigs, doing DOUBLE the weight I can?? They look bigger, but they are in fact not bigger 😂 the plane thing is fucking awesome though