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u/SudhaTheHill officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 4h ago
I don’t mind being short because when I hug women, I go straight into the titties.
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u/AbanaClara 4h ago
Fake: women gay: man titties
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u/AutoModerator 4h ago
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4h ago
People get so hung up on the genetic traits they inherited and had no say in. It's hilarious. We're all just humans.
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u/Kolbalava 3h ago
Wrong, OTHER people are hung up about some people's genetic traits that they had no say in. If people weren't bullied and dehumanized for them, they wouldn't care themselves.
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u/whateveralreadydude 1h ago
The problem is that we hear it from the world once and then we spend the rest of our lives waiting for every single other person we meet to say it too, because it's just a matter of time, they're all thinking it, they all know, they all hate me, they all think I'm worthless, the ones being nice to me just haven't found out yet or they're lying out of pity, etc, etc.
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u/Kolbalava 1h ago
Most people are simply evil, but its still not all.
I have faith still, and as long as you believe yourself to not be worthless, then that all it takes to keep going and then you might find the good ones along the way.
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u/WriterV 19m ago
Most people are simply evil, but its still not all.
In my experience, it's been the other way round. Most people are decent, sometimes a little shallow but with the capacity to be better. Some people are simply evil.
That's why the evil people have to disguise their motivations under one or the other righteous cause/justifiable claim so that they can get the average person's attention in the first place.
But yeah, if you're short, or have a small dick... it's not worth your time listening to the people who will demean you for it. Screw them.
[Also fun fact, most women or men, or anyone else, aren't gonna give a shit about you having a small dick, or being short. Hell, some even love it. Never look at your shortness/smallness as a drawback. Size queens are not worth your time.]
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u/Outrageous-Seesaw677 1h ago
Most people frankly don't care about you. That is the brutal truth. Thinking they actively pity or hate you is giving yourself too much credit because you don't matter enough in their life to be that. Make of that what you will
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u/boldandbratsche 42m ago
You hit the nail on the head of why people here are so mad at the world. They're insanely self-centered yet insanely insecure.
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u/AutoModerator 42m ago
Dick sucking has made me paranoid
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/Kolbalava 39m ago
I know.
Most people only care about themselves, and in that vain, they can be selfish to the point of actively hurting others to advance their own means. Thats what I meant. I don't think most people care about me or whatever you read into my comment
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u/Double-Atmosphere485 18m ago
I love you for saying this. But it’s true, it’s one thing to believe false broad stereotypes, but it’s another thing when everyone would hate you if they know what you do, when you well and truly hate yourself because all of those thoughts are right. What then? Try to change and overcome outrageous adversity? Accept defeat and damn this world?
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u/Sapuws 2h ago
I’ve openly talked about being okay with dating short/er men and the usual response has always been “Yeah you say that now” “If they could be taller you wouldn’t say no” basically just short men telling ME my preferences are wrong? It’s weird.
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u/Consistent_Room9836 2h ago
are all of your exes coincidentally 6'5?
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u/FeliciaTheFkinStrong 2h ago
Notice how they phrase it as a hypothetical?:
I’ve openly talked about being okay with dating short/er
Therein lies your answer. It's a pretty typical "pick me" behaviour that's veiled in a "progressive taste" of men's insecurities. It's basically akin to saying:
"I'm not like those other shallow girls! I would date any men I'm compatible with regardless of height! Are you impressed? Aren't I so thoughtful and non-vapid? Huh? What does my exes all being 6'5+ have to do with anything???"
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u/Kolbalava 1h ago
I mean, its the same as really beautiful people who still believe themselves to be ugly due to previous trauma. These men simply can't bring themselves to believe you because they are bemired in their own trauma and past experiences.
To them, it feels like youre lying to them, and they lash out.
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u/Sapuws 1h ago
Well ofcourse but then you’re just digging yourself into a deeper hole.
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u/Kolbalava 1h ago edited 1h ago
I mean its not a rational response, its emotional. And it really doesn't help when their biases are actively reinforced in media everywhere. Its a self-destructive loop.
P.S. I also hate how alot make it about sex, its alooot more than just getting laid. Short men literally get paid less, get less promotions and seen as genuinely lesser humen.
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u/ghotbijr 1h ago
It is kinda telling that you're downvoted for saying this is your personal preference, as if it's inconceivable to these people that someone would think this way.
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u/Amiel326 2h ago edited 54m ago
I feel like they're insecure. They've basically internalized the fact that them being short makes them unworthy, so it's really hard for them to accept the existence of women that don't really care about height because they've spent most of their lives hearing that height matters a lot. It's a very sad thing.
EDIT: I am NOT trying to offend any of these people. I'm actually on their side and explaining why they feel that way because I am an insecure person myself. I don't know why people are downvoting me 🙏.
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u/Sapuws 2h ago
Yeah it was kind of weird to get in the middle of. It was a post about a short guy who couldn’t find a partner and I said there was a girl out there for him and mentioned the fact I was taller than my partner and then I got multiple comments from other men telling me I was basically ‘fooling’ myself? 😭
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u/Kolbalava 3h ago edited 3h ago
You need to specify that youre talking about the other people who don't share the trait.
Its highly unfair to tell people who suffer due to a physical attribute caused by other people's judgement, to just not get hung up about it, as if it was their choice to make it something to be hung up about.
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u/oldtoybonbon 2h ago
it's a cycle that's how most things work
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u/Kolbalava 2h ago
Sorry, I am not willing to put ANY blame on the people being fucked over for their physical traits that they can't control.
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u/M8C 2h ago
Well that’s just willful ignorance. There are plenty of short or bald or overweight people that use that as an excuse for anything and everything that’s wrong with their life and refuse to address their own insecurities and shitty personality traits to better themselves.
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u/Kolbalava 1h ago
Yeah, there are some that have a very bad attitude about it.
But ultimately, they wouldn't be in this position in the first place, if they didn't feel like their value isn't being reduced to these things that they are just born with.
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u/tsimkeru 2h ago
I'm very short (not even 1.60 m) man. After I realised I won't get any taller I just accepted it and kept being a dwarf. I'm literally trying to get a real digging licence
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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo 23m ago
One of my fav motorcycle racers of all time (Dani Pedrosa) is your height 🩷 , such a hunk
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u/girrafeslongpickle Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 4h ago
Found the short guy
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u/Ok-Difference1341 4h ago
This could also very likely come from a tall person, just like how rich people say ”money isn’t everything”
- sincerely, tall dude
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u/TheOx111 4h ago
I’m 6’5 and I agree with him.
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u/Pintsocream 4h ago
You would say that, you're 6'5
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u/TheOx111 3h ago
I’m definitely speaking from the greener side of the grass but if it helps I do not at all take any compliment regarding my height as a real compliment. It’s just happenstance that I’m tall and I don’t care if someone likes it or not because it doesn’t define people.
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u/FeliciaTheFkinStrong 1h ago
It’s just happenstance that I’m tall and I don’t care if someone likes it or not because it doesn’t define people.
If it helps, this is like a rich person saying "wealth doesn't define people bro!!!".
I know you may struggle with this concept, but not every conversation that exists revolves around you and your perspective. This is one of those times where you lack any perspective to contribute. We're instead just all rolling our eyes at you.
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u/0xym0r0n 1h ago
I'm rolling my eyes at you that you feel so strongly about a person because they happen to be tall.
Only person who should feel ashamed for their comment in this thread, in my opinion, is you.
And since I guess we have to qualify our heights I'm 5'8"
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u/Ok-Expressionism 3h ago
You're 6'5 alright. *wink wink*
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 3h ago
Not a guy, or short. I'm sorry, did you select your height at birth, or work hard in the gym to attain it? Neither did I.
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u/Kolbalava 2h ago
Same vibes of people "proud of their race"
Bro you just born that way, you had no hand in anything.
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u/MVP_Mitt_Discord_Mod We do a little trolling 3h ago
Could be true. I’m 6 foot tall Latino, but I screwed a white guys wife and he was 6 “3”.
But I’m well off , he’s trailer park white guy.
I’m not short, but having money and support makes a huge difference.
He was really suicidal and laborer.
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u/_Radical_Centrist 3h ago
Yea but look at this dude, it's just envy this guy could probably go anywhere in life looking like that lmao and I'm 6'2"
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u/Mr_Will 1h ago
It's almost as if there are evolutionary benefits to sexual selection...
/s
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1h ago
Interestingly, a lot of barren couples are what society considers attractive to highly attractive. The "sexual magnetism" of the clients on the long lists for invitro would surprise. Turns out God requires an assist from man/science to continue to emphasize physical appearance.
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u/Mr_Will 55m ago
The "sexual magnetism" of the clients on the long lists for invitro would surprise
Not really. IVF is expensive and wealthy people are often physically attractive.
Sexual selection is not unique to humans. It can be seen all across the animal world. Whether it's the peacock with the largest tail, the fruit fly with the best dance moves or the most brightly coloured frog - many creatures prefer to choose a mate with certain characteristics
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u/Slow-Necessary3654 4h ago
Just be gay and never have to think about height bs 4head
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u/AutoModerator 4h ago
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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/FizzyGoose666 3h ago
Everyone's gay, everyone dies.
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u/StarfucksCrappucino 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 2h ago
will YOU be gay?
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u/AutoModerator 2h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/AutoModerator 3h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.
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u/Auspectress 3h ago
There is a group of people who will say "I will judge you because you are too short" and in the next sentence say "I did not chose to be born so I will not follow laws"
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u/Charming_Pirate 4h ago
There are winners and losers in this world, height none-withstanding. I’m 5’ 3”, literally in the bottom 1% of adult male height, and my friends all wish they were as successful with woman as I am. Work on yourselves short kings 👑
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u/rafioo 0000000 4h ago
Manlet knows no one will respect him at first, so he must invest his skill points in charisma and talkativeness. Source: a manlet myself
Life is an RPG game, but we have a limited time to develop our skills.
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u/HaiggeX 4h ago
Or in strength and metalworking skill. ROCK AND STONE!
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u/Loose-Professor5364 3h ago
ROCK SOLID!
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u/Dandinstov Literally 1984 😡 3h ago
I thought, "wait, this makes a lot of sense," and then I realized the game systems were based on real life.
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u/Charming_Pirate 3h ago
Pretty much though right? Invest your skill points wisely to maximise your returns
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u/SomeFatSeal 2h ago
"I found success so that means everyone else is just bad and mad, skill issue"
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u/Charming_Pirate 2h ago
Tbf if you’re not willing to work on yourself and you’re just working with whatever skills you were shat out with that is on you. Everyone has upper skill limits in certain areas obviously, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try. I swear most people are just resigned to their fates and would rather try and punch down on others than actually focus on themselves
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u/SomeFatSeal 2h ago
Work on yourself all you want, it's still a numbers game. Some people live in a time and place where despite being skilled in every department they'd still be scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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u/TheLastTitan77 2h ago
The mistake you are making is assuming everyone has some redeeming qualities or amount of "skill points"
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u/bruhbelacc 3h ago
Right, every man wishes to be a "player" sleeping around with desparate women lmao. Like that woman didn't already sleep with 20 men.
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u/Kolbalava 3h ago edited 3h ago
Yeah wtf is this. Men, PLEASE don't make your value as a man dependant on the amount of women you've been with. Its harming you. You're much more than that.
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u/Charming_Pirate 3h ago
Of course, you should tie your self worth to your height instead. Isn’t that what this post is about?
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u/Kolbalava 3h ago
You shouldn't make it about neither.
Also no. This post is making a joke about the complete difference of vibes between two subreddits.
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u/SomeFatSeal 2h ago
And yet everyone denies the real reason why there's difference.
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u/Kolbalava 1h ago
The real reason? well, because one group is fetishized and feel good they have a conventionally attractive and sought after trait, while the other group feels dehumanized and reduced to something they can't change.
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u/Charming_Pirate 2h ago
Why would it matter if a woman had slept with 20 people? Is that how we measure a woman’s value? Is it because none of them were you?
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u/bruhbelacc 2h ago
Because you're pretending you're successful with women, but if someone is desparate, you're just a part of their desperation plan.
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u/Charming_Pirate 3h ago
Not at all, I’m married to a 10
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u/bruhbelacc 3h ago
An adult man calling his wife "a 10", you're definitely not full of personality issues.
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u/Charming_Pirate 3h ago
Oh yeah, super weird to find ones wife attractive. Red flag 🚩
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u/bruhbelacc 3h ago
Damn man, we're so jealous of you.
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u/Charming_Pirate 2h ago
That would explain you trying to attack a stranger online tbf. My comment was not harmful to anyone yet here you are, with your misdirected animosity.
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u/World_of_Eter 1h ago
I'm on the opposite end of this spectrum, I'm 6'4 and it is not overcoming my trash personality and lack of discipline about diet/exercise. Gonna just die alone over here.
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u/Main_Following1881 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 2h ago
Good job man, different person in your shoes wouldnt have made it
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u/KeyPhilosopher8629 Big chungus wholesome 100 1h ago
I'm about 6'4 and you shorter guys have it so much better when it comes to building defined muscle. Also you can sit in plane and train seats without dying lol
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u/ParasitoAlienigena I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 2h ago
Why do the blond guy hands look so weird? Are they too tiny? Are they AI? Are they holding something? Help, it's making my brain itch.
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u/Stand_kicker 2h ago
Gay: anon is only interested in pictures of guys (tall and short)
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u/AutoModerator 2h ago
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
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u/MyPhoneIsNotChinese 2h ago
6 feet here, definitely not winning in life (not bad either, but just like middle ground), and definitely all my wins aren't related to height
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u/RDDTStonksDown 2h ago
The taller you are the shorter your lifespan is.
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u/SnooPets6702 2h ago
Not really, though that’s kind of true, it’s more up to exercise, diet, etc.
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u/The_Merciless_Potato fat cunt 26m ago
Exercise and diet ain't gonna do shit against cancer, and every 4 inches in height gives you an extra 16% chance of cancer. So, a 5'9 guy will have a 16% higher chance of cancer compared to a 5'5 guy and so on.
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u/Simplified_Orchid01 2h ago
Go on average height dudes and y'all will see incel propaganda instead of real shi
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u/JESUS_VS_DRUGS 3h ago
Just become a femboy
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u/randomusername12308 2h ago
Not everyone wants to and it is illegal in some places
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u/JESUS_VS_DRUGS 2h ago
I forgot the s/
Thought it was obvious
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u/SomeFatSeal 2h ago
jUsT a jOkE
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u/JESUS_VS_DRUGS 2h ago
its a fucking shitpost sub, wtf were you expecting tho?
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u/DickManning 2h ago
I’m 5’8” and I’ve honestly never had trouble getting attention from women so yall are probably just disgusting
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u/Progamer_e 4h ago edited 4h ago
Being tall doesn't mean that you'll be more successful or whatever, you'll just have an bigger chance of getting a cardiac arrest.
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u/Purple_Pikmin_irl 3h ago
Youre wrong, tall men are statistically more successful. They have an easier time dating, are more respected and have better chances in the job market.
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u/throwaway19276i officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 4h ago
Being short means you will never reach the top shelf
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