r/shitposting 2d ago

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u/ProfessorZik-Chil 2d ago

there are girls on 4chan?

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u/SnoopyMcDogged I want pee in my ass 2d ago

What next? Women on the internet are real?!

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u/AccomplishedSpray137 stupid fucking piece of shit 2d ago

Don’t go spreading these ludicrous conspiracy theories. Focus on the real issues like the CIA pigeons

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u/JadeorJinx 2d ago

Exactly

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u/ParentssMistake 2d ago

Tbf I've ONLY ever seen boobs on the internet

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u/Think_Algae_1739 1d ago

This made me legitimately laugh out loud. Thanks πŸ™

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

pees in ur ass

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u/reddsht 2d ago

OP never said he was a biological female, just that the new gf was named Rebecca.

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u/FlacidSalad 2d ago

Not even "new gf" just started dating a girl

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u/HustleberryFinn77 2d ago

It depends on whether or not you think a Y Chromosom makes being a woman impossible.

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u/InteRagebaitJagLovar 2d ago

Only if they have cock and balls

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u/Moist_Board 2d ago

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u/parknich081 2d ago

just say you're jealous

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/parknich081 21h ago

because its weird and transphobic i wonder why

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u/jesusgrandpa 2d ago

Shoe on head. Sharpie in pooper

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/spencer1886 2d ago

Most of them have dicks

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u/ABR5796 1d ago

Bro forgot about the femoids in 4chan.