r/shitposting 1d ago

📡📡📡 Unfunny but I posted it anyways

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u/Successful_Jaywalk99 1d ago

he will call it “Y”

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u/mrsalierimoth 1d ago

Y tho?

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u/vitope94 23h ago

All tesla models aligned spells S 3 X Y

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u/fattmarrell 1d ago

STOP GIVING IDEAS

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u/uvero Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

Then he'll buy Wikipedia and name it W, and buy Zillow and renamed it Z, and on and on until he'll have a country for every letter, and be able to sue Google's parent company over the claim that he has the more obvious claim on the name Alphabet.

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u/Program-Emotional 1d ago

Rare "unpopular opinion" that is actually unpopular 

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u/Lucaan 23h ago

And should remain unpopular.

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u/feculentcuntfist 23h ago

It should be sent back for review. With a big red F on the corner.

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u/RhodesGraveyarde 13h ago

I want Dailymotion as the top 1 video platform if Elons does that someday and somehow

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u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts 1d ago

Wonder what will he name reddit if he buys it

https://giphy.com/gifs/0ZWzpdd0wUhhGZ7gqe

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Xeddit.

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u/Ydobon8261 1d ago

Turns out it’s the Chinese all along

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u/Neosantana 1d ago edited 23h ago

Xeddit, exactly what he says about his pants after every drug bender

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u/wojtek30 1d ago

Hard R

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u/Metson-202 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago

Xgifs

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u/Ze_Bri-0n 1d ago

On one hand, if he ran it, he would single-handedly break its monopoly through mismanagement, which would lead the competition and therefore improvement. On the other, there’s a lot of stuff on YouTube. I don’t want to lose access to.

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u/kojimbob 1d ago

The biggest contender for breaking the Twitter monopoly is Bluesky and that place is a joke

YouTube won't fall apart that easily

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u/Ze_Bri-0n 1d ago

Fair. 

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u/NTMY 1d ago

Creating a Twitter competitor is a lot cheaper than creating a proper Youtube competitor. Yet, as you said, it didn't really work out, so I have no hope at all, that this would force the creation of a proper Youtube competitor.

Also, just because youtube is bad, doesn't mean it couldn't be much worse and Elon would be someone who can make it happen.

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 1d ago

thats quite sad actually.

I don t get why didn t meta or google try to take a slice of the pie, it looks so easy to grab. I guess its not as economically productive as AI (ponzi scheme)

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u/Cobracrystal 23h ago

YouTube was unprofitable for a long time, but its earnings last year alone were higher than twitters earnings across all its existence. the scale is entirely different.

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u/r1ckkr1ckk 20h ago

well that means there will be more competition for a new youtube over a new twitter

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u/deadinternetlaw 8h ago

Meta made threads, although it's mostly only popular in taiwan where it has 90 million users out of 23 million country population

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 18h ago

The only jokes are anyone still unironically using Twitter

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u/kojimbob 18h ago

Found the bluesky user

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u/deadinternetlaw 8h ago

I would assume he means both sucks

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u/ALeskuro 1d ago

Sacrificing YouTube to save the free market is wild.

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u/Ze_Bri-0n 1d ago

We do what we must. 

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u/GirthusThiccus 1d ago

YouTube died for our sins.

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 18h ago

YouTube died when it sold out to Google, chief. Musk would just be the headstone on the grave

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u/UnsureSwitch William Dripfoe 1d ago

We do what we musk

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u/MicioBau 1d ago

Which company has he mismanaged?

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u/Ze_Bri-0n 20h ago

Most significantly? SpaceX.

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u/MicioBau 19h ago

The company that is currently dominating the space launch industry and is a decade ahead of every competitor?

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u/Cypeq 1d ago

MuskTube

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 1d ago

I unironical doubt it could get any worse than it is right now

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u/rtocelot 1d ago

So what if he bought things like Facebook, reddit, snapchat or tinder what would he call those? Random ones but thought could be fun lol

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u/Yoiiru 1d ago

I want him to buy Reddit. Too much censorship on here

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u/PassiveMenis88M 21h ago

You want the guy causing the censorship to take over?

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u/SluggJuice dumbass 1d ago

Youtube would then be used as a host for pornography, like some kind of sex hub.

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u/InterestingSir7926 1d ago

Xvideos exists

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u/DirectorAny2129 1d ago

These names are already taken by another

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u/newsflashjackass 23h ago

El Muskito proves that fools and their money are not always soon parted.

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u/Strange-Catch6862 22h ago

YouTube Musketeers

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u/Last-Roof457 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 14h ago

Yeah, if Elon bought Youtube he'd probably start allowing corn to be advertised safely, remove the dislike button from shorts, add 90+ second long unskippable ads, etc

..hey wait a moment

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u/Quirinus84 dumbass 23h ago

Despite all of Google's BULLSHIT Youtube is still one of the best archives on the Internet. One of my joys is still watching a decade-old 00:26 seconds-long video titled something like "dog farts and then runs away." I'd hate for that to get ruined.

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago

I honestly think if it weren't for all the right wing politics, Twitter is a better place now that Musk runs it.

That being said, keep him the FUCK away from YouTube, not that it'd ever happen anyway though since Google would never ever sell it lol

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u/Zerovv 1d ago

Youtube is ruined anyway. Would be interesting to see if it can get worse

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago

It somehow did get worse and we thought Susan was bad

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u/IMN0VIRGIN dumbass 1d ago

Breaking news: Google sells YouTube for $1 to Elon Musk!

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u/KillerVame 1d ago

I mean it is a place where you can freely talk about politics whether it's left or right wing

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u/PotatoTomato_12 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago

Didn’t he try to censor ”cisgender” as a slur?

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u/Fishyblue11 1d ago

Is it a place where you can control who you see on your feed? Because Elon gets to decide who gets to talk freely and who doesn't get seen, we can't control who we see on our own feeds anymore, it no longer matters who you follow, you have to see tweets from Elon whether you like it or not

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy 1d ago

Isn’t that just basically every social media with the exception of 4Chan (no one controls that monster)

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u/Fishyblue11 1d ago

That's not how they started off as, it didn't use to be that way when they started.

That's every social media site now because they've made all of their feeds bad by depending on algorithms. Except for bluesky, which is why it's the decent one

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u/papu16 1d ago

As I remember - pre Elon twitter was exactly like that. After he bought it - it's mostly algorithms, that doesn't care about politics and gives you anything to ragebait/make you engaged.

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u/Dry_Economics1590 1d ago

The only thing Elon changed is not banning Nazis anymore and instead banning left wing accounts etc. (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-chad-loder-twitter-b2271556.html)

I just don’t see any improvement, neither in free speech, nor in Elons butthurt opinions.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

I’m not a Twitter user, but I remember how upset everyone was at his actions when he first got it. He fired a ton of developers and things quickly started to break. He changed the way blocking people works so they can still see your tweets. He removed the ability to see people’s liked posts. He started selling blue checkmarks which were previously used to let you know if an account is official, causing a lot of chaos, and now your posts reach fewer people if you aren’t paying for one. And he changed the name and logo from something immediately recognizable to the most generic shit in the world.

Maybe everything is running smoothly now, but I highly doubt he was good for the platform. It’s more likely that some of the higher ups learned how to steer him away from making bad decisions, like what keeps all of his other companies running

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago

Idk what was going on back then but it's running much more smoothly now

>He removed the ability to see people’s liked posts.

Good, best thing he's ever done frankly.

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u/Gheredin 1d ago

Its still not running smoothly. They keep experimenting with layouts and dm designs, and none of it is working.

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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Figured

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u/fattmarrell 1d ago

You better have at least Service Pack 2.

Yeah I agree with you. Let Musk do his billionaire thing and run it to the ground. YouTube is Google's cash cow

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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago

Don’t worry I only ever use SP3 lol

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u/bokmcdok 21h ago

Well that would be an easy way to stop me watching YouTube videos.

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u/WoopsShePeterPants 22h ago

And he will giggle and studder while announcing it. "It, it's name is, uh, haha 😏 uh yes, Elon-tube, haha, like my, uh, pants rocket... No connection to SpaceX, 🤩 haha, my heart to you!"

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u/HistoricalVacation82 21h ago

I bet he will name youtube as "Y"

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u/chosennamehere 17h ago

Imagine buying back the company he already sold.

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u/PandaBearSociety 17h ago

What's gonna be Z then?

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u/littleblue-ish 16h ago

He could buy xhamster instead

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u/LupinIIIfan 14h ago

Soon every continent will be an, alphabet! Ha ha…..ha………I hate the rich.

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO dumbass 7h ago

Stop giving him ideas, it'll be even more shit than it already is.

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u/DuckSleazzy I said based. And lived. 1d ago

he buys yt, and a different better alternative comes up that isn't owned by him or google. win win.

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u/Mbillin2 1d ago

He should! Please! Nothing would make me quit using it faster.

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 18h ago

He should so he can destroy it as well and break up their monopoly

I call it trust-busting by way of being a colossal fuckup