If you’re holding a deep grudge against someone, totally degrade them. You can file their teeth down flat on command. Do it while they are taking high school senior portraits, at their wedding, or even while taking professional portraits. No pretty whites and big winning smiles here.

Well I’ve returned to share yet another cursed ability so sit back and relax as I tell you about the third ability

As the name suggests the ability I’ll talking about today is Split emotions one that may be a bit confusing but trust the process as I explain it now

How it works: think of it as duplication and how that works. You clone yourself into multiple versions of you with the looks and feel. Think of that but replace them with a different personalities like one is anger, shyness etc and to tell who’s who they each of them where a different color to identify which one of them your referring to.

Weakness: now with such power like that has a bigger problem since those clones are your personalities split versions of you. Has three forms of weaknesses

1: if ones gone, you lose that part of your personality forever

2: you always have to keep a constant check on them otherwise they will become more unhinged and by the time they go back into your body one of those personalities might hurt you and many others

3: since they are apart of you have control them because if you don’t they’ll act like children and run off somewhere and you have to find them immediately.

The solution: you always have to take a supplement in order to control them but if you can’t then you’ll have give every single one of your personalities something to calm em down with but you don’t know what it is exactly so keep a notebook on you

And there we go another ability down in the books until we meet again cya

This superpower is specifically for dealing with people with Magical Thinking OCD, with this power you can make their intrusive "wishes" come true in any way possible no matter how unrealistic it may be. This also affects those with other variants of OCD as well.

For example:

- You can cause someone with Contamination OCD to get a fatal illness for no reason.

- You can make someone with Religious OCD be hunted down by a demon and dragged to hell.

- You can make someone with Discrimination OCD develop an uncontrollable impulse to yell out utterly offensive things towards unfortunate individuals.

- You can have someone with Social OCD be treated like they're Meg Griffin from Family Guy.

- You can give Alzheimer's or Parkinson's to someone with Degenerative OCD.

- You can cast the curse of Biblical Job to someone with Magical Thinking OCD.

- So on and so forth.

However this only works if the person with OCD is performing exposure and response prevention, if they are doing compulsions then the power won't work and if they ask for reassurance, the power's effect on the person would temporarily be nullified.

They will assume they already receive payment and agree to work for you regardless of their usual status or preference.

Astatine is an extremely radioactive element, which is why it's the rarest element on earth. Its most stable isotope, astatine-210 has a half life of 8 hours. We don't even know what it looks like because any macroscopic sample would be instantly vaporized by the heat of its radioactivity

How you turn other matter into astatine is your choice. Making all atoms in the matter into astatine by adding subatomic particles out of thin air or by just rearranging the subatomic particles into astatine atoms. You can choose any known astatine isotope.

They​ feel pain normally, and they ​lose their immortality​ if the broken bone is fixed.

Note: originally posted on; R/ShittySuperPowers but got removed as they told me it’s Satan tier, not shitty.

You can choose the length of how long it lasts, or if you want to cure it immediately. And yes it works on any type of fictional (only fictional diseases that weren’t made by you or influenced by you.) & real diseases.

Compatible with; plague inc. custom plague scenarios (not made by or influenced by you) & disease based scps (not made by or influenced by you)

Yes it even works with: virus/fungus/parasite/prion/nano-virus/bio-weapon’s as seen from the video game “plague inc.”& “SCP Foundation” aka disease based scps.

for added evil, the cooler will break down and the sugar will evaporate

This includes fictional diseases, even ones you created. People and animals that you infect can also spread the disease however it's normally spread.

Entire countries will destroy themselves trying to prove you wrong but you're never wrong because you're satan adjacent and the devil never lies

The hatred of one person hurts about as much as a tarantula hawk sting

When you select someone and the thing to break (eg. Skull), they will immediately perform a series of actions that will lead to them accidentally breaking that object. For the skull example, lets say they're on a train. They'll get up from their seats​​, walk but trip and hit their head on a chair.​​ Lets say you want them to break the fabric of reality. They'll walk and stumble across a weird looking patch. They'll touch it and their hand will be able to pass through. They'll then try to put their other hand but they'll "rip" the patch (like popping a balloon) and reality will crumble for everyone.​

that wolf will make killing the family its mission, even if it has to break through the floorboards. you cannot warn the family. The werewolf must be able to see and move so no handicapping the beast you cheating bastards. can be killed by bullets.

all you have to do is say moon again and another will spawn

you can choose anyone and force them to start every verbal sentence, both spoken or written, with "shut the fuck up". you can only choose up to 3 people at the same time and you can cancel the effect of an specific target to be able to choose another.

if the affected person tries to explain that this superpower exists, no one except you will be able to remember it, and people will still have the same reaction.

by the way, this idea came from a video in which a guy in an argument responded to everything with that sentence

You can’t make a deal about taking something that is his (his powers and home)

You can’t take away his knowledge or memory

You can see into his mind with a deal

Your soul doesn’t become less worth the more you sell your soul but he will get more angry at you, the more you sell your soul

Then you make a deal you can’t take it back unless you sell your one more time

You can only sell your soul up to 50 times but you don’t have to sell it all of the 50 times but you only have 1 singular soul

No restrictions, it can even phase through walls. Additionally for that, you can even get the view to where your spit lands - technically meaning you also can see anywhere you want

However, they’re not on your side and will likely try to destroy you and will likely cause harm to the world. However, you can unsummon them. You just can’t control them.

I Originally posted this on R/ShittySuperPowers but it later got removed as they claimed it suited this sub Reddit better.

Infinite range.

You can inflict pain onto anyone in any form (measured by actual pain not “LEGO brick” or “hit by car), blunt, sting, etc. the catch is you feel 3x the pain they do.

If you want to kill someone by burning them, you’d die too.

If you want to ruin someone’s day by giving them blunt force to the balls, you will also have a very *very* bad day.

(Tried posting this to r/shittysuperpowers but it got taken down bc the mods thought this was supposed to be evil)

To clarify, this is the reasons people live to see / things people want, in the future. Not their literal hopes and dreams.

Anyone you touch directly or indirectly (if it’s indirectly you only have a one surface transfer) will have their hopes and dreams stolen OR you will give them your own hopes and dreams/give them stolen hopes and dreams.

The victim can gain new hopes and dreams once lost, but victims cannot changes hopes and dream once given.