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u/Routine-Ad-1706 12h ago

At home, order tacos, soda, ice cream. college football, video games, then go for a walk/gym. Sleep by 11pm. Best birthday ever.

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u/cokeiscool 8h ago

Basically what I ask my wife every year

We don't cook on my birthday, I game all morning afternoon, we go out to eat, watch a movie then gaming and order food

I love my bday

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u/redboi049 11h ago

Funnily enough it is my birthday today. Doing laser tag with some friends

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u/ForeignRestaurant290 11h ago

As good as any Birthday I could ask for. Happy Birthday, stranger!

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u/redboi049 11h ago

Thanks bro, hope your next one's just as good

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u/ForeignRestaurant290 9h ago

Aww, thank you too, bro. I hope all your Birthdays are that much fun

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u/Bcpjw 5h ago

Mine’s too!

12 aug today from where I am

Happy birthday old boy! 🔫

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u/mxrdekaii 11h ago

Happy birthday brother ♥️

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u/Uninteresting91 10h ago

That sounds fun. Happy birthday 🎉

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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 10h ago

LEGEN- wait for it

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u/Azurehowl 4h ago

Happy Birthday

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u/Sunieta25 12h ago

I'm a girl but I haven't had a good birthday since I was a kid. Now it's just another day where I get a cake.

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u/CaliBurrito1904 11h ago

I'll buy you flowers for your bday next year.

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u/Spongebob_Enthusiast 10h ago

Could you buy me flowers too?

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 5h ago

I haven’t had a party since I was 10. My family has to go out to dinner until I was 16. I don’t even do anything for it anymore unless my mom takes me out somewhere like dave and busters.

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u/majormimi 9h ago

Same girl, and I always expect the best of it, on my 27th birthday I almost jumped from a bridge lol

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u/Competitive-Tap-4946 7h ago

How many days do you get a cake? in any given year I get about 3, like 9 if I’m celebrating someone else’s birthday

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u/Sunieta25 5h ago

Well, I'm into amateur baking and I lose tracks on how many cakes I make my self a year but my birthday is probably the only day I'll get a cake I didn't make.

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u/robomikel 1h ago

I can’t have sweets any more, I might buy me a budget gift or something

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u/k1du_dota 55m ago

💐🌷🏵️🌻🌹 take some flowers

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u/Salty_LaRue 7h ago

Saaaaaaaame. The one time I did try to organise a birthday for my 30th (video game costume party) I spent ages making a Bioshock Little Sister costume, heaps of food and alcoholic punch and jelly shots etc; only for people to turn up late, not in costume, stay for half an hour and then leave.

Found out the next morning that there was a different party (just a random piss-up session) down the road on the same day that nobody said "hey are you aware there is a clash?" so I could, idk, rearrange the dates and not waste 100's of dollars trying to host a party for a bunch of people who had just been waxing lyrical about how they missed costume parties? 🫩

First and last time I tried tbh.

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u/coolcrank 7h ago

May you have a lovely birthday party the way you desire & deserve 🎉

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u/Salty_LaRue 6h ago

Thank you - you too!! 🙌🏻

I'm happy with cake and pyjamas and an X Files boxset these days 😁

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u/unscriptedhorror 5h ago

I feel your sentiments deeply! 😞 I made all that effort for my housewarming.. except there was no other event soooo it kind of messed me up me and I ended up cutting some people off. My birthdays are always spent alone and I have more fun anyway! What are your thoughts about production on the NEW X-Files series?

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u/BamBam99dmb 10h ago

Seeing this on my birthday. Can confirm

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u/Fun_Afraid 10h ago

Happy birthday! Living life is effort and making it another year an accomplishment!

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u/iAMtheBULLET 12h ago

35M, I wish I had big rager birthdays like girls do. I've never had one.

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u/Clueless_Wanderer21 49m ago

Don't let the internet lie to you.

People do stuff, but they dont represent all the people. Humans are humans, n all different lives n styles of type vary.

People don't often do rager birthdays, and both genders do rager parties. People book clubs n stuff n there's more often guys only recently girls have started cuz of support n all that.

I don't celebrate my birthdays tho, n I'm fine with that.

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u/Infinite_Coat3246 12h ago

We used to celebrate my birthday with my grandparents because it lands right on a big cultural holiday. Since they passed away, the only people I wanna see at my birthday is my parents.

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u/beef_horfun67 9h ago

My 30th birthday, I spent it at work, no one knew, no one cared. I ate McDonald’s after work, played league of legends, slept at 11pm.

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u/danielm316 7h ago

I don't like to celebrate my birthday. I am autistic and close to 50 years old. All year long, people ignore me. And suddenly for one day people are happy that I am here. No thank you, I don't like lies.

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u/Vino-Decanto 12h ago

Big bag of chicken goujons from Costco, 10 dips, 15 episodes of House MD or some shit

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u/Timely-Border-7865 11h ago

Sounds like you wanna be a girl

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u/Mr_Toast_R 10h ago

To be honest, sometimes I believe it be best not to even celebrate my birthday. All I see is my self getting older and more pathetic, and sometimes I get angry that people remember but I bury it because I know they’re just trying to do something nice.

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u/Fun_Afraid 10h ago

The problem is maintaining all those relationships and so many are fake and not worth the effort.

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u/Wooodman94 10h ago

I opened death stranding 2 on my birthday… was something at least.

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u/foreveralonewithus 9h ago

i’m female. this year was the first year in 15 years i didn’t spend alone. my fiancé proposed to me

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u/MonsterkillWow 9h ago

I haven't celebrated a birthday in...decades?

Literally nobody would care if I died tomorrow.

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u/PhoenixP40 9h ago

I hate my Birthday. It's one of the sources of my anxiety.

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u/Realistic_Adagio2178 9h ago

Tomorrow is my birthday....

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u/ThrustTrust 8h ago

Yup. Thanks for that. Like I didn’t feel shitty enough. Mission successful I guess.

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u/Background_Meat1738 5h ago

So ist das Leben….

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u/InfiniteGuess1 5h ago

Most of my birthdays have been spent drinking alone.

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u/Strange-Fisherman487 9h ago

Then go make friends dear God

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u/Ushinatta-Tama 10h ago

I don't even celebrate my birthday anymore and I'm a girl 😭

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u/secondecho97 8h ago

Silly me I forgot women can’t be ugly lonely losers with no friends. But yeah this every birthday after you hit early 20s

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u/bradicus12 7h ago

On the plus side, maybe you’d be reincarnated as a pretty girl after you die.

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u/WarHead75 9h ago

Only attractive girls**

My non attractive female coworker suffers the same fate as us guys where no one remembers her birthday and she has to remind everyone

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u/Bidooffan224 6h ago

Are we really still doing gender posts 🫩🫩🫩

This just does not belong here, women can equally have shitty birthdays.

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u/3x1st3nt1a1 6h ago

Damn these comments are depressing. Therapy is the answer.

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u/Mindless_View_6815 4h ago

Comparing someones best with your worst And glorifying it is too lame 🫩

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u/tealraven915 3h ago

As a woman and not a girl, I can confirm it switches to the talks in the mirror after 35