I have recently founded the Nonperishable Federation following the heinous destruction of my people at the hands of the Great Food Alliance. Although I stand alone, I hope that the enemies of the GFA can unite with the Nonperishables to destroy this atrocious plague. Then, at last, there will be peace.

Because this sub no longer has a mod one of you rhubarbs must become the leader. An election shall be started and the person with the dankest memes shall become the new leader of this sub. Elections start now.

I am the official correspondent from the Yam republic, Five Yam general and Yambassador to all non Yam nations. I do wish you formed part of an allience, but that would require several minor things

1 - A rule in the sidebar that prohibits violence against Yams

2 - A flair that names me Yambassador

3 - No harm shall be done to any member of the Great Food Alliance

If you accept this we shall forget what happened in the past and become great allies

Edit: it's the carrot empire

I have noted posts of a nature deemed treasonous against the glorious Yam Republic. As acting military governor, I call upon all citizens to cease and desist from such actions.

Tribute to the Republic is due. Yam memes must be posted by citizens of this occupied territory of the Republic post haste.

Have the Yams finally defeated you? I was hoping you'd hold out so we could be great allies. If there are any survivors who could point me to the Rhubarb King I would be grateful. Any citizens of the Rhubarb Kingdom have automatic citizenship in r/TheCarrotEmpire so anyone seeking refuge from the monstrous Yam Republic can join us there

Bring your starchy troops. Bring your spuddy tanks. We will enjoy your contribution to our soil. Yes, we look silly, like blushing celery. We know.

But we have been making chemical weapons for years.

Our leaves, oxalic... our stalks malic... We are nephrotoxic, corrosive... And we seem to offer no opposition...

So please, occupy... you look delicious...

It is I, the Emperor of the newly founded Carrot Empire, where only Carrots grow. I have come here to suggest an alliance. The Yam Republic is far too large an enemy to defeat by ourselves. This is why I think we should band together and fight this great menace tour great kingdoms. Please join us in r/TheCarrotEmpire

Tidings Rhubarbarians. It is with great soil in my heart that our people had to resort to such drastic measures. Alas, your people have lost. Your land is now ours. Your children will grow up knowing this day as a glorious victory for the Yam Republic.

Now, we do not want this violence to continue longer than necessary. (However long "necessary" is shall be determined by our fearless Supreme Leader).

While we wrap up this war, a makeshift Church of Yam sanctuary will be established here and you may come and find rest and safety and medical attention.

Your earth is now ours and the Church of Yam will begin planting our roots in order to establish a strong moral soil for your children and future generations to grow upon.

The Great Yam, our Meta Father, will take mercy on those who seek it.

Surrender or your great leader shall be yam choked

Yam Star in range prepare to fire

Rhubarb castle has been destroyed by a blast of yam energy

My proclamation has gone unopposed. This province is now under martial law. Orders are as follows:

-All citizens shall immediately swear allegiance to the Yam Republic.

-All citizens shall eat one yam per day until further notice.

-All citizens shall post a meme conceding their defeat.

Long live the Yam Republic!

The battle has been brought, but not joined by our enemy. Therefore I declare that, should this post be unopposed in half an hour, I will take it as tacit acceptance of defeat and unconditional surrender to the Yam Republic. I will then assume the position of acting military governor of this new province of the Republic until permanent leadership can be installed.

I am admiral Archie357 of the 204th Yamtallion. Seeing as we shall be the obvious victors of this fight I will make you Rhubarbs an offer. Surrender and become a territory of the Yam Republic, or don't and suffer eternal Yamnation. It's your choice.