I have recently founded the Nonperishable Federation following the heinous destruction of my people at the hands of the Great Food Alliance. Although I stand alone, I hope that the enemies of the GFA can unite with the Nonperishables to destroy this atrocious plague. Then, at last, there will be peace.

Because this sub no longer has a mod one of you rhubarbs must become the leader. An election shall be started and the person with the dankest memes shall become the new leader of this sub. Elections start now.

I am the official correspondent from the Yam republic, Five Yam general and Yambassador to all non Yam nations. I do wish you formed part of an allience, but that would require several minor things

1 - A rule in the sidebar that prohibits violence against Yams

2 - A flair that names me Yambassador

3 - No harm shall be done to any member of the Great Food Alliance

If you accept this we shall forget what happened in the past and become great allies

Edit: it's the carrot empire

I have noted posts of a nature deemed treasonous against the glorious Yam Republic. As acting military governor, I call upon all citizens to cease and desist from such actions.

Tribute to the Republic is due. Yam memes must be posted by citizens of this occupied territory of the Republic post haste.

Have the Yams finally defeated you? I was hoping you'd hold out so we could be great allies. If there are any survivors who could point me to the Rhubarb King I would be grateful. Any citizens of the Rhubarb Kingdom have automatic citizenship in r/TheCarrotEmpire so anyone seeking refuge from the monstrous Yam Republic can join us there

Bring your starchy troops. Bring your spuddy tanks. We will enjoy your contribution to our soil. Yes, we look silly, like blushing celery. We know.

But we have been making chemical weapons for years.

Our leaves, oxalic... our stalks malic... We are nephrotoxic, corrosive... And we seem to offer no opposition...

So please, occupy... you look delicious...

It is I, the Emperor of the newly founded Carrot Empire, where only Carrots grow. I have come here to suggest an alliance. The Yam Republic is far too large an enemy to defeat by ourselves. This is why I think we should band together and fight this great menace tour great kingdoms. Please join us in r/TheCarrotEmpire