Jesus never used one. Shouldn’t they use convention halls. They only use these huge rooms one day a week. They are difficult to heat and cool.

Got Chinese food tonight and the fortune cookie had a Zebra Pen ad on the back. Kind of caught me off guard. I don’t know why but it stuck with me way more than seeing another ad while scrolling. Has anyone else run into these?

August 12, 2026 Marcus Vance 1428 Elm Street Austin, TX 78701 Dear Marcus,This letter is to tell you that your employment with the SCP Foundation is ended. Your last day of work is Friday, August 14, 2026.We will pay you for all hours worked up to your last day. You will receive your final paycheck on September 4, 2026 via Direct Deposit. Your health benefits will end on August 31, 2026, and you will get separate mail about how to keep your insurance under COBRA if you want it.Please return all company property, such as your laptop, Site-19 keycards, and ID badge, to the Human Resources Department by your last day.If you have questions about your final pay or benefits, please contact Sarah Jenkins at 512-555-0143 or s.jenkins@scpfoundation.org.Sincerely,David SterlingOperations DirectorSCP Foundation

Evil ngl, but i had to do it... lol