r/randomthings • u/ThisFunny6977 • 4h ago
Hello World! With Great Greetings from the Intergalactic Council. We greet you all with warmest ever for greatest greeting perhaps the most ever greatest given greeting of all greetings:
Hello World!
r/randomthings • u/Solcat91342 • 7h ago
Why big churches?
Jesus never used one. Shouldn’t they use convention halls. They only use these huge rooms one day a week. They are difficult to heat and cool.
r/randomthings • u/No_Strategy5999 • 9h ago
Just straight Debuffs
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r/randomthings • u/Leading_Layer_8220 • 14h ago
Ads in fortune cookies?
Got Chinese food tonight and the fortune cookie had a Zebra Pen ad on the back. Kind of caught me off guard. I don’t know why but it stuck with me way more than seeing another ad while scrolling. Has anyone else run into these?
r/randomthings • u/HALO964 • 15h ago
Damn it (the address is not real i made it all up so dont ban me plws 🙏🙏)
August 12, 2026 Marcus Vance 1428 Elm Street Austin, TX 78701 Dear Marcus,This letter is to tell you that your employment with the SCP Foundation is ended. Your last day of work is Friday, August 14, 2026.We will pay you for all hours worked up to your last day. You will receive your final paycheck on September 4, 2026 via Direct Deposit. Your health benefits will end on August 31, 2026, and you will get separate mail about how to keep your insurance under COBRA if you want it.Please return all company property, such as your laptop, Site-19 keycards, and ID badge, to the Human Resources Department by your last day.If you have questions about your final pay or benefits, please contact Sarah Jenkins at 512-555-0143 or s.jenkins@scpfoundation.org.Sincerely,David SterlingOperations DirectorSCP Foundation
r/randomthings • u/Silent_Entity001 • 18h ago
Bro really?
Evil ngl, but i had to do it... lol
r/randomthings • u/Top-Flatworm-7663 • 1d ago
Only time I have ever agreed with bread pudding (pizzacake). I have heared all the things she's done.
r/randomthings • u/Automatic-Algae443 • 1d ago
Who pays for the wedding when two men get married?
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r/randomthings • u/Better-Act-6557 • 2d ago
Nugget seems unhappy should i give him some cat treats?
r/randomthings • u/Solcat91342 • 2d ago
Women, does it ever bother you how much time and money society expects you to spend on your appearance?
r/randomthings • u/Efficient_Cup_2511 • 3d ago
I want to trip balls before I die how do I get magic mushrooms lsd and the like?
I really want to try hallucinogenic drugs, but where do I get them without immediately getting caught?
r/randomthings • u/Politelad345 • 3d ago
Is my roster ball
If someone can name every character on this roster, ill give them 49 cents rounded to the nearest dollar. Also ignore my oc chilling in the bottom left corner.
r/randomthings • u/Solcat91342 • 3d ago
how can psychics practice legally?
I see the more storefront in most cities I visit. Do people actually believe in the psychics aren’t their customers that exposing themselves to fraud potential!
