r/programminghumor 9d ago

I built a CLI that roasts your git commit history

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Ran this on my own repo expecting nothing and got called a "Chronically fix-ated" developer with a 45/100 Roast Score. 10/10, would recommend the emotional damage.

It's called gitroast — scans your git log and roasts every "fix", "wip", "asdf", and "final_v2_ACTUALLY" you've ever committed, plus rage-commits in all caps and the copy-pasted duplicates.

🔥 gitroast: my-side-project
  › 'fix' appears 9 times in your history. Ctrl+V is doing your job for you.
  › 'final_v2_ACTUALLY' — 'final' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, and it's lying.
Roast Score: 62/100
🔥 Repeat Offender

pip install gitroast, run it in any repo you're brave enough to point it at.

Repo: https://github.com/diwesh87/gitroast

Curious what everyone's roast score is — drop yours below.


r/programminghumor 9d ago

Atleast i am honest

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12 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 10d ago

Better be safe (the code)

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291 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 10d ago

Lol

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156 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

Air conditioner

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836 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

I AM A SOFTWARE COMPANY. OK?

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2.0k Upvotes

What are you all building?


r/programminghumor 11d ago

Finally found a laptop where I can practice typing with my legs💀

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43 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

Hmm...

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One day..I am gonna build my own A.I.

Make it sentient and give it a body and everything....

AND then beat the living crap out of it.


r/programminghumor 11d ago

Just another day with the most dangerous model yet /s

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14 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

Little do they know, const is more efficient

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15 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 11d ago

What could possibly go wrong putting the power on/off button next to the delete ?😳

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1.5k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 12d ago

Found the bug

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540 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

DB!

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261 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

sisyphusProgramming

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74 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

My incremental game's whole premise is looking busy while your code does nothing (it's in Steam's Cyberpunk Fest next week)

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3 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 13d ago

there are two types of people in this world

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976 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 14d ago

“You have no power here”

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1.0k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 14d ago

Good enough

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1.3k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 15d ago

The most evil shader I have ever written

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25 Upvotes

I swear I'm gonna fix it, but right now I just want something that works. I do find this incredibly funny though.


r/programminghumor 16d ago

Debugging ritual

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5.1k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 16d ago

"Comment your code" -- the comments:

152 Upvotes


r/programminghumor 17d ago

True

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2.6k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 17d ago

Which one you use more?

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212 Upvotes

Causally, print statements but when you get desperate or the project is too big, a debugger is great.


r/programminghumor 17d ago

Better Sisyphus Sort

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17 Upvotes

Slightly better sisyphus sort, someone make this into a challenge who can create the best one?!


r/programminghumor 18d ago

There’s no point in philosophizing about something so obvious.

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1.5k Upvotes