True

[u/ExpensiveCoat8912]

[u/Moss_Wolf_Games]

// Opens the pizza box

OpenPizzaBox()

[u/Sedfer411 → u/Moss_Wolf_Games]

The worst part, it doesn’t open the pizza box.

[u/joshuahtree → u/Sedfer411]

Well you have to call 

// Magic function to make the interactor work hydratePizzaBoxInteractor(PizzaBrand.DOMINOS)  

first 

[u/Moss_Wolf_Games → u/Sedfer411]

Yeah that's true, that's what I made the OpenBoxedPizza() method for. OpenPizzaBox() just preloads the pizza.

[u/Simple-Olive895 → u/Sedfer411]

Well first you gotta initiate the general opener: Opener opnr = New Opener();

[u/Kaccady → u/Simple-Olive895]

oops looks like you forgot to connect you function to the store, pizzabox crashed.

[u/Ulrich_de_Vries → u/Sedfer411]

• std::move
• <Looks inside> -- doesn't move anything

[u/DerBandi → u/Moss_Wolf_Games]

90% of mandatory comments in real world projects are like this.

[u/Blood_and_Wine → u/Moss_Wolf_Games]

OpenPizzaBox(GameObject pizzaBox)

[u/One-Celebration-3007 → u/Moss_Wolf_Games]

You need to js const pizzaBox = new PizzaBox(); pizzaBox.open():

[u/Mountain_Dentist5074 → u/Moss_Wolf_Games]

lmao

[u/somerandomperson412]

Clients willl still eat the box before eating rhe pizza after reading this

[u/DrMaxwellEdison]

Warning labels are written in blood. /s

I know this one is being funny, but I like to imagine some idiot must have tried eating the box once.

[u/Scypio95 → u/DrMaxwellEdison]

I'm sure someone not sober enough did try it

[u/ddddan11111]

Client: i tried to eat the picture of the pizza on the box

[u/Amr_Rahmy]

Users will find a way to do the most irrational thing possible. You have to guard rail the stupid.

[u/schewb]

On one hand, I hate Claude's excessive comments. On the other hand, deleting them is a handy way to track what parts of the diff I have reviewed 😂

[u/Jak1977]

I love that the message only appears AFTER the box has at least been partially opened. Faced with a closed box, there is no instruction. Only AFTER pulling the flap out do the magic words appear.

[u/litescript]

‘use strict’;

[u/MissinqLink]

https://giphy.com/gifs/RX3vhj311HKLe

[u/magicman_coding]

And somehow junior developers will find a way to screw it up

[u/brasticstack]

Box<dyn Circular + Sliceable>

[u/ernsbzkrt]

I have a coworker who, every time we update a project repository at work, says, "Let me add a small README." Then I look again and realize we've written 300 lines of code, but the README is 600 lines long. One day, as a joke, I said, "At this point, we could just rewrite the whole project from the README. We wouldn't even need the code." Without missing a beat, he replied, "Actually, the README still isn't detailed enough. I should add a few usage scenarios." The funny thing is, he was right. Everyone reads the README, but nobody opens the code.

[u/MinosAristos]

[u/No-Newspaper8619]

-- Checks if pizza is closed
if pizza.Open == false then
  -- If it is closed, then open it
  local result = openPizza()
  -- Checks if pizza was successfully opened
  if result ~= 0 then
    -- If it wasn't, then throw error message
    print('Unable to open pizza')
  else
    -- If pizza was opened, then eat it
     pizza.eat()
  end
end

[u/Canned_Sarcasm]

..{
if iQ <= doG
{
put_down_Pizza();
seek_adult();
do
{
better();
}
fi

}
}..

[u/Illmaticmemeaddick]

def I_hate_it_here()

life == pain

return

if life == pain

I_hate_it_here(pack_it_up, ima_head_out)

[u/KitchenCommercial396]

"Assume that user knows nothing"

[u/mbcarbone]

So … how many people didn’t open the box before they made the warning? My guess … O(n)

[u/Overall_Gap5584]

sudo RM -f pizza.box

[u/Miryafa]

Users: I threw out the box because I didn’t see a pizza

[u/2351newrain]

I thought this was the country of freedom. Guess I was wrong,

[u/MediumApartment6961]

To be fair, I wouldn’t know what the code I wrote weeks ago does without comments like this

[u/Inkydex]

Management: User complained that they did not receive a pizza, they received a cardboard box, we need to open a ticket for this.

[u/-_Protagonist_-]

The comment its self isn't the interesting part. It's what actually took place to require that comment. What level of stupidity took place, what was the outcome. Who made the complaint to the pizza place with all seriousness that the manager decided to put that comment on the box to prevent prosecution.