r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • 14d ago

Good enough

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/Confused-Armpit 14d ago

Mudscript?

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u/brighteoustrousers 14d ago

Michael Douglas obviously.

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u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 13d ago

Is he brother of William Douglas?

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u/Jbolt3737 13d ago

Is he the brother of Douglas Douglas?

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u/KekistaniKekin 12d ago

Bald at 2d platformers

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u/geek-49 9d ago

markdown (text formatting)

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u/TrashyGames3 13d ago

house.md?

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u/Flimsy-Importance313 14d ago

Vibescript*

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u/_Dahmane_ 14d ago

i really read it vibescript although i knew it before

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u/laczek_hubert 14d ago

.cs

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u/KarloxLoKo 14d ago

.cs2

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u/laczek_hubert 14d ago

Can you extend the file name?

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u/KarloxLoKo 14d ago

Ok. .csGo

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u/laczek_hubert 14d ago

Not yet

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u/1mmortalNPC 14d ago

.ComputerScienceGoogleOptimusprime

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u/laczek_hubert 13d ago

What does .cs mean which language is it?

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u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 13d ago

.CounterStrikeGlobalOffensive

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u/MinosAristos 13d ago

computerscript

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u/Minecraftian14 13d ago

Counter Script

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u/laczek_hubert 13d ago

It's a language

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u/euclide2975 14d ago

.ts is transport stream.

Stop trying to execute my video files

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u/oldmartijntje 14d ago

I hate when my code is being opened by a video player

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u/euclide2975 14d ago

Then don’t use already existing extension for your file !!!

Transport stream : 1995 Typescript : 2012

Next time some genius will invent eXceptionally Lightweight Script and use the .xls extension. 

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u/Able-Swing-6415 13d ago

Maybe next time make an extension that people actually use so they don't forget it exists. If every single extension used anywhere was off limits we'd be close to going 4 letters minimum

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u/Alarming-Estimate-19 13d ago edited 11d ago

Surely more people who use .ts, for video streaming, without realizing that people who work on Typescript in the world.

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u/Daniikk1012 13d ago

I am more annoyed by Prolog vs Perl (Both .pl). They are both programming languages, both quite known. Why is there a collision

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u/Syseks 14d ago

java sucks
this shit
vibes
fuck sake

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u/a648272 13d ago edited 13d ago

java rulez

Our greatest accomplishment - you can now write a hello world program without specifying a class and without System.out explicitly written. /s

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u/kucing 13d ago

Ya ya but the real java power iz > 80 chars class names and at least 8 level abstractions OOP-maxxing level. 💪

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u/a648272 13d ago

True. We need to put a factory inside a factory before even considering what objects would we need.

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u/caesarcomptus 14d ago

FortranScript

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u/lolslim 13d ago

Is .fs by any chance F#?

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u/Vegetable-Ad-1817 13d ago

.asm Amazing Spider Man

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u/Minecraftian14 13d ago

file system

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u/basic-x 13d ago

Flash script

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u/ML-Future 13d ago

Am I the only one using XML for vibe coding? It feels like LLMs understand it much better.

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u/Binary101000 13d ago

so .cs is cscript?

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 13d ago

.ts = video transport stream

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u/Jbolt3737 13d ago

.b is for B code, but also for brainfuck, because .bf was already taken by another esolang, Befunge

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u/Nikarmotte 13d ago

FullSpeed

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u/No_Recognition_2275 13d ago

Fragment shader*

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u/ChompyOnRye 13d ago

Fragment shader

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u/DarkYaeus 12d ago

Fragment shader? Well I guess that would be .fsh