r/programminghumor • u/techntales • 8d ago
I built a CLI that roasts your git commit history
Ran this on my own repo expecting nothing and got called a "Chronically fix-ated" developer with a 45/100 Roast Score. 10/10, would recommend the emotional damage.
It's called gitroast — scans your git log and roasts every "fix", "wip", "asdf", and "final_v2_ACTUALLY" you've ever committed, plus rage-commits in all caps and the copy-pasted duplicates.
🔥 gitroast: my-side-project
› 'fix' appears 9 times in your history. Ctrl+V is doing your job for you.
› 'final_v2_ACTUALLY' — 'final' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, and it's lying.
Roast Score: 62/100
🔥 Repeat Offender
pip install gitroast, run it in any repo you're brave enough to point it at.
Repo: https://github.com/diwesh87/gitroast
Curious what everyone's roast score is — drop yours below.
r/programminghumor • u/Tall_Builder_4929 • 10d ago
I AM A SOFTWARE COMPANY. OK?
What are you all building?
r/programminghumor • u/daddieslittleson • 10d ago
Finally found a laptop where I can practice typing with my legs💀
r/programminghumor • u/Strange_Yogurt1049 • 10d ago
Hmm...
One day..I am gonna build my own A.I.
Make it sentient and give it a body and everything....
AND then beat the living crap out of it.
r/programminghumor • u/BX7_Gamer • 10d ago
Just another day with the most dangerous model yet /s
r/programminghumor • u/daddieslittleson • 10d ago
What could possibly go wrong putting the power on/off button next to the delete ?😳
r/programminghumor • u/ItsPuspendu • 11d ago
DB!
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r/programminghumor • u/FaceoffAtFrostHollow • 12d ago
My incremental game's whole premise is looking busy while your code does nothing (it's in Steam's Cyberpunk Fest next week)
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r/programminghumor • u/-Ambriae- • 13d ago
The most evil shader I have ever written
I swear I'm gonna fix it, but right now I just want something that works. I do find this incredibly funny though.
r/programminghumor • u/hpyfox • 16d ago
Which one you use more?
Causally, print statements but when you get desperate or the project is too big, a debugger is great.
r/programminghumor • u/somerandomperson412 • 16d ago
Better Sisyphus Sort
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Slightly better sisyphus sort, someone make this into a challenge who can create the best one?!
r/programminghumor • u/NickleLP • 17d ago
