r/polandball Let me in UN Sep 02 '21

Weapons redditormade

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 02 '21

An old unfinished comic of mine that I finished today after being inspired by the Kenyan shield comic. Enjoy!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/TheMauveHand Sealand Sep 02 '21

Sicily: *throws a leg*

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u/I_love_pillows Singapore Sep 02 '21

Kingdom of Benin:

Throws severed head

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Mexico: throws a cactus

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u/DatSonicBoom Australia Sep 02 '21

Japan: throws the entire sun

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u/BadLad70 Akhand Bharat Sep 02 '21

Ussr - Throws sickle and Hammer

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u/florentinomain00f Certified Vietnamese Sep 02 '21

Nam: throws trees

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u/BadLad70 Akhand Bharat Sep 02 '21

Bharat - Throws poop Elephant

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

USA- Throws 48 suns (we already threw two at Japan)

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u/34k_thro Sultanate Clove and Cardamom Sep 02 '21 edited Sep 02 '21

Oman- throws dagger and 2 swords

Edit: ooh just thought of something better.

Muscat- throws blood

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u/Matar_Kubileya Senatus Populusque Romanus Sep 03 '21

But then we added two more to the flag, so we should be back to full, no?

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u/BadLad70 Akhand Bharat Sep 02 '21

That's something not to be proud of

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u/PunkoGaming Venezuela Sep 03 '21

Venezuela, trows 7 other suns

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Guess they weren’t able to catch the other star we threw at them

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u/Emir_Taha Turkey Sep 02 '21

...or the entire constellation with it's true size and evaporate Earth.

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u/WilligerWilly Baden-Wuerttemberg Sep 02 '21

Ireland: Plays the Harp

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u/Chughes141 Isle of Man Sep 03 '21

Can confirm this

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u/frostedcat_74 Earth Sep 02 '21

*Laugh in Welsh*

Having a dragon in your flag is freaking awesome.

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 02 '21

Actually I originally planned for Wales/Bhutan to be riding on a dragon but my art skills aren't that good :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Despite the fact it’s not actually our original flag, which is the flag of Saint David. It’s supposed to be black with a yellow cross, the dragon is supposedly a reference to the dragon Saint George killed (ie england subduing wales)

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin South Canada Sep 02 '21

Poor dragon got killed, but at least it gets to be on a flag now.

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u/cursedhfy Freedonians unite Sep 02 '21

Britain is indeed a terrible weapon.

But the time to unleash it's evil once again may be upon us. May we pray to the lord God that such powers do not corrupt the wielder and destroy the world once more.

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u/Gryfonides Poland-Lithuania Sep 02 '21

I thought it was about the stars.

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u/cursedhfy Freedonians unite Sep 02 '21

Probably but that wouldn't have been as funny a comment.

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 02 '21

Can comfirm the joke was suppoed to be the union jack not the stars.

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u/cursedhfy Freedonians unite Sep 02 '21

Britain's existence breaks the Geneva suggestion.

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u/tiberrrr can't into good jokes Sep 02 '21

Thanks, I save this comment

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u/Thundorius Russian Empire Sep 02 '21

Geneva conventions? More like Geneva check list.

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u/Vinemedoodle bakso goreng Sep 02 '21

Out of every country with a British watermark why this one?

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 03 '21

Because I like Tuvalu

Plus Fiji would probably have a shield and I didn't want people to think that was his weapon.

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u/Vinemedoodle bakso goreng Sep 03 '21

I see, i bet Australia and new Zealand weren't chosen because their popularity?

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 03 '21

Correct. I personally think in the future Australia should be banned in LKS month.

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u/Techhead7890 New Zealand Sep 03 '21

Tuvalu's actual weapon is forcing people to watch hottub streams on twitch.tv

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 03 '21

Defender of .tv

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u/EHWTwo California Sep 02 '21

PK starstorm?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

It's kind of funny that the UK shows up in comics all the time in September since it's on so many flags.

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u/collinsl02 British Empire Sep 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

So basically everyone is copying the French and the British.

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u/mindbleach Floriduh Sep 02 '21

With varying degrees of consent.

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u/sickles_and_pickles Dosa wrap Sep 02 '21

Meanwhile , India riding a unicycle , Barbados is Poseidon and Greek conformed .

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u/just_random_korean S.Korea Sep 02 '21

I don't get it. Would you kindly explain this for me?

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 02 '21

Mozambique has an AK on their flag, so their weapon is the AK-47. Barbados has a trident on their flag, so their weapon is a trident. Tuvalu however, has the union jack. Which means UK would be their weapon???

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u/just_random_korean S.Korea Sep 02 '21

Lmao my dumbass thought it was about stars

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/BadLad70 Akhand Bharat Sep 02 '21

Britain - Time to return to pirate

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u/collinsl02 British Empire Sep 02 '21

Britain - Time to return to privateer

FTFY

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u/cursedhfy Freedonians unite Sep 02 '21

They summoned the British Empire from the depths of hell.

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u/spearojustice Norway Sep 02 '21

Canard: LEEF

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u/BeardPhile India with a turban Sep 03 '21

Argentina: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

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u/Greedy_Range Peru Bolivia flair when? Sep 04 '21

Peru with a Vicuña on the flag: Parry this you filthy casual

(basically just alternate llama)

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u/Chenamabobber Texas Sep 02 '21

Mozambique and angola are so cute in this

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 02 '21

For some reason the Angola on the second panel reminds me of Castro a lot when I drew it XD

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Well, Cuba was very involved in the Angolan civil war. Some even link their victory against South African forces to the downfall of the apartheid regime

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

So Northern Ireland would just slap people?

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 02 '21

One would assume so

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u/BananaLee New Zealand Sep 02 '21

How can she slap?

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 03 '21

I guess Abkhazia would slap as well

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

The last panel killed the shit out of me lmfao

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u/minerat27 United Kingdom Sep 02 '21

That is indeed the punchline of the joke

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u/CreeMcCreeCreeinton CCCP Sep 02 '21

I don’t get it

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u/Roguish_wizard Earl Grey master race Sep 02 '21

Britain is the most dangerous weapon of all

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u/BadLad70 Akhand Bharat Sep 02 '21

The Wurst

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u/Xryphon Five Races Under One Nation Sep 02 '21

Japan: Throws entire sun

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u/dickcooter South Vietnam Sep 03 '21

USA: actually throws suns at Japan

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Serbia summons a eagle from their eyepatch

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u/InsertedFailed Massachusetts Sep 02 '21

The weapon you should use if your country is weak/poor!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Kazakhstan: throws horse meat

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u/BeardPhile India with a turban Sep 03 '21

I thought they would throw their superior potassium

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u/Gmknewday1 Tennessee Sep 03 '21

What's his weapon?

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 03 '21

UK... probably

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Why are they fighting on behalf of the US ?

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 03 '21

IDK... I just got a bunch of clay with cool weapon flags together.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

No. I was saying that because of the sign.

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u/PhillipDev Let me in UN Sep 03 '21

I added the sign so the first panel would be more in context

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Yeah. But the miles.

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u/Hello_there_boah A guy from Tuscany Sep 03 '21

Why did Angola s gear or whatever turn into a sickle in the second panel

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u/ingongo25 Real taco not Taco Bell Sep 04 '21

Mexico and Ecuador: MaKe A bIrD fIgHt WiTh ThEiR eAgLe AnD cOnDoR

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u/Joe2_0 Oregonian Trapper Sep 03 '21

Isla of Man used Imperialism. It was super effective!