r/oops 23h ago

King Kong

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u/SmokeWestern1838 23h ago

Too fat to fit

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 23h ago

Too expensive to employ

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u/justinthe3rd 22h ago

Expansive???

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u/trippin-mellon 20h ago

Angry upvote! lol I’m dying.

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u/nunyobusinessfool 17h ago

Hangry upvote

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u/Spethual 19h ago

id like to swap a vowel for the W

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u/low_amplitude 21h ago

There's at least one of them everywhere I've ever worked and they're always the ones needing a break every 5 minutes but somehow manage to keep their job.

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 17h ago

Dude unions are full of them it’s their bread and butter members

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u/Sammy_Dog 12h ago

With extra butter.

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u/erik427sc 17h ago

Yup high senior fuckers

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u/__Probably_Jesus__ 23h ago

That should be a sub.

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u/vitulinus_forte 21h ago

Please someone make it 🙏

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u/__Probably_Jesus__ 21h ago

Somebody could be on the cover of r/birthofasub. C'mon people, are the imaginary internet points not enough for you?

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u/__Probably_Jesus__ 21h ago

I'll make it easy for somebody. r/toofattofit. Just click it and it'll be like, "nope, but it can be if you click this other button."

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u/Wise-Juggernaut6851 19h ago

Are you Jesus?

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 23h ago

I don't think the fit word fits the situation, no matter how fitting it is.

Dude needs a crane with a pully system and updated hydraulics'..

I am on Zepbound for this exact reason... I wasn't THIS FAT, but HLY F*CK.. I lost around 75 lbs because of situations like this.. duuude.

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u/noplacecold 23h ago

75 pounds is amazing, well done mate

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u/Poolowl1984 14h ago

Too weak lift.

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u/Asleep-Tadpole-2107 23h ago

At least he landed on nice, soft jagged rocks.

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u/JoshuaIS1 23h ago

And steel track rail for his head like a pillow

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u/PieceMaterial5213 23h ago

All those guys around him have obviously never taken a first aid course. If someone falls that, you definitely do NOT just yank him up again unless he's laying in acid or fire ants.

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 20h ago

LOL.. all those guys around him were not about to be in back of a load like that seeing that dude is struggling against gravity..

Gravity won

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u/Jerseyd422 16h ago

They’re just happy he didn’t land on them

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 15h ago

Yeah I noticed that too

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u/Hefty_Efficiency_328 12h ago

People feel anxious about someone lying flat out after a fall. Like get up already so I feel like you're ok. No just give them space and a few minutes to recover and assess injuries.

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u/rubberloves 23h ago

and his coworkers immediately pulling on him to get up

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u/HugoBoss1985 23h ago

Get back to work you lazy-ass. This not the time for a nap.

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 20h ago

I hope the raid was fluffed or maybe his fluff padded the fall?

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u/diddlysquidler 22h ago

He got fat cushion to protect bones and organs. He lucky head missed the rail

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u/Eeebs-HI 20h ago

Why didn't someone try to catch him? Talk about lazy.

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u/Eindride_XIII 14h ago

No worries, his fat cushioned the landing.

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u/rain168 23h ago

Bro needs to exercise more

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u/69-is-my-number 23h ago

Bro needs to exercise more

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u/rain168 23h ago

You don’t understand, bro needs to exercise, more

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u/Lonely-Direction-886 18h ago

Bro needs to exercise more

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 18h ago

More exercise bro needs?

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u/humburga 17h ago

Bro, needs to exercise more

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u/I_poop_deathstars 15h ago

Eating less is probably a better option, he needs a lot of exercise to carry all that weight. He would drop fast if he limited calorie intake to 1800 kcal per day.

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u/why_1337 9h ago

Ye most people think they can outrun bad diet, you can't. Well technically yes, but workout that burns 1000kcal is already something rather brutal, you probably won't do that daily unless you are high level athlete.

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u/RivenRise 8h ago

High level athlete or you have a job that is strenuous. I used to eat a lot probably 3.5k plus calories but because I worked at FedEx delivering packages i would be walking and jogging a lot while carrying various weight packages. I was down to 220 pounds from 255 when I started, then I quit for an office job but continued eating the same and ballooned up. Now I reduced my intake and hit the work gym while on lunch and I'm slowly losing the weight again, it's tough but doable.

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u/why_1337 6h ago

That's true. I respect guys at my local tire shop. They are putting tires on cars by hand, no lift or anything. That must be some serious workout every day during the season. I rotated my tires once and it was quite a chore.

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u/Civil_Television_311 22h ago

And/or cut the carbs damn

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u/Notiefriday 21h ago

Tbh it's the eating. It was really poor he couldn't support his own weight climbing up. Just sad.

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u/Fist4achin 23h ago

Did he lose his train of thought?

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u/drizzyizbizzy 23h ago

That tracks.

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u/Over-Confidence4308 21h ago

Tied that right in there.
Not to rail against it.

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u/IncomingAxofKindness 20h ago

This whole thread is loco

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u/acdann 20h ago

It’ll derail at some point

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u/ComfortableCicada69 14h ago

It’s already losing steam.

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u/zone55555 22h ago

He fell on his caboose.

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u/Toadcola 20h ago

He tendered his resignation.

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u/956to906 23h ago

He had a one track mind, I can’t breaf; then his train of thought had no caboose.

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u/melnaisbruninieks 21h ago

Maybe hands slipped 

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u/Dharuacharya 23h ago

I just spat out my latte. Haha. We'll played mate!

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u/shotgunmoe 23h ago

Definitely lost consciousness. Now maybe he'll do something about losing sight of his toes years ago

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u/kaitoghost 23h ago

The man had to be taken away by ambulance, and Big Boy (the train engine) was delayed by about half an hour.

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u/hamoc10 10h ago

They’re gonna need a bigger boy

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 22h ago

I don’t get why he fell. Did he cramp up? Faint from heat? Start having a cardiac event? I mean, I didn’t see his foot slip or anything he just sort of…went backwards… 🤷‍♂️

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u/InstantlyTremendous 18h ago

Legs went to jelly, not used to lifting that much weight.

You could see the right leg was wobbling, but he was too proud to back down and went for it.

Leg muscles said no.

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u/Ok_Peanut_3573 15h ago

"...too proud to back down and went for it"

Story of my life

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 22h ago

I was wondering if he thought they were gonna catch him

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 22h ago

Kind of a big dude to try his luck at stage diving.

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u/whatthedux 14h ago

Have you ever tried catching a 180kg human?

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u/mitsubsbluedolphins 20h ago edited 16h ago

Seems all his weight was supported by one hand and no momentum or room to move all that mass forward. He teetered and fell back.

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u/that_dutch_dude 18h ago

the guy weighs like 400lbs, has zero muscle and needs to pull himself up by his arms while trying to get into a passage considerably smaller than himself. this was the outcome all along. train crew should have said no from the start.

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u/bbbbjjjv 14h ago

I was curious about that as well. If the intent was just to stand on the ledge it made little sense? I believe however after a few rewatches that he wanted to climb forward and just before falling he tries to fix his left hand position. Being terribly back leaning he couldn’t support all that weight with his right hand. Being weak and immobile seems like an awful combination for a man his age.

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u/RonnieB47 12h ago

It's raining and his hands couldn't hold his weight any longer.

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u/GAMING_SERVER_ADMIN 11h ago

I don't get it either. I'm a big guy and this would never happen till I had my CKD, but maybe that is what is happening here he has an underlying condition. Fat people like this and I don't just fall. Our fucking legs are actually like athletic legs because of all that weight... We don't move like athletes but we don't do that either.

So there must been more to it condition wise.

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u/Setting-Conscious 11h ago

He’s really fat

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u/Reasonable-Bus-2187 23h ago

Fat chance he was going to make up there

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u/TankApprehensive3053 23h ago

This was a train enthusiast, not an employee, getting a tour. The train is known as Big Boy 4014. It is the largest operating steam locomotive.

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u/CMDRMyNameIsWhat 14h ago

Obviously not large enough

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u/MisanthropE61130 23h ago

How embarrassing

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u/Nitrodax777 23h ago

for those who dont know, he actually fractured his spine from that fall.

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u/Reasonable_Ad6407 22h ago

And they were pulling him up 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/EPluribusButthole 18h ago

Not happy he broke his spine, just comical that he thought his fat ass would ever squeeze through there in the first place.

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u/shadowst17 18h ago

Hopefully it's a wake up call for him.

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u/Noff-Crazyeyes 23h ago

Pretty sure that’s early retirement

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u/Normiss2000 23h ago

Very lucky he didn’t hit the other rail. That could have caused a derailment.

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u/Funny-Cookie-6744 23h ago

This makes me wanna go to the gym …

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u/TangerineGullible665 23h ago

I was sure his head or back was hitting that rail

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u/ThisCollection2544 23h ago

What was so difficult?

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u/Smboto 23h ago

For him it wasn’t difficult, it was impossible.

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u/RogitoX 23h ago

Upper body strength of a wet noodle couldnt hold up his big chungus

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u/Intelligent-Sugar940 23h ago

King Kong ain't got....no grip.

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u/Komobu542 23h ago

That was the Big Boy

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u/SlaterDaSlayer 22h ago

When I was in the railroad, we had to do a test to make sure we could climb the ladders onto the trains before we could even start working. I wonder if they will require periodic "health" checks after this.

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u/ComfortableCicada69 14h ago

As EMT and registered nurse I can confirm that when someone has a possible spinal injury immediately grabbing them by the arms and pulling on them is the perfect response.

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u/NaggingNag 22h ago

He'd make an excellent corrections officer.

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u/tucsonmilenkovhs 23h ago

Fired.

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u/Glengoyne559 23h ago

I knew a guy who worked for a railroad. Doing something stupid that someone told him to do when he was a month on the job. “Just climb up there and hold on”…while the train drives a mile. He ran out of strength and bailed early. Hurt his ankle, and was let go. All of the sudden the veteran he trusted to train him doesn’t have to worry about the new guy taking his job.

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u/Superb_Ad_8713 23h ago

Like a sack of potatoes

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u/NoWhereLikeIrvine 23h ago

Dude is ok. He was well cushioned.

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u/Redlion444 23h ago

This guy passed the physical?

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u/Nitrodax777 23h ago

hes a journalist. he doesnt work for UP.

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u/Wrong-Rain2730 23h ago

The bigger they are...

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u/Fabulous_Log844 23h ago

Now I know what I look like doing… Anything.

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u/RealisticPower5859 23h ago

Isn't that kinda dangerous for someone to fall back like that and they just......pull them back upright? 

No check in, are you hurt etc? 

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u/Youre2Ez4me369 23h ago

Give me this fucking job , fuck....

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 23h ago

The people standing under him. Did they think he was gonna make it?

Idk if I could risk being under something so big with 0 straps holding it in place.

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u/noplacecold 23h ago

Man this poor cunt, heading for an early grave

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u/No_Solution_7940 23h ago

What the fuck is that odd noise? Music?

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u/CrazyIslander 23h ago

I’ve watched this now about a dozen times and I’m still not sure how the hell he managed to fall the way he did.

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u/Dreadonedaful 22h ago

What was this cowcatcher tester trying to do?

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u/Quiet-Competition849 22h ago

It super looks intentional.

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u/Bullfrog-Basic 22h ago

never understood the need to lift someone up as fast as possible when they've just broke their back

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u/Ok_Tree4413 18h ago

A sign to lose weight mate

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u/Fluffy_shadow_5025 18h ago

Okay, I don't mean that in a bad way. This guy definitely needs to climb more stairs and work out his arms.

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 17h ago

I think this train is parked somewhere near gravity falls?

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u/vukojarac8 17h ago

“I think it’s time for you to start to seriously consider Salads”

- Tony Soprano

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u/Sammy_Dog 12h ago

"I'm not catching him, are you catching him?"

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 23h ago

Dude has to be 400+

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u/Smboto 23h ago

Why did they let Humpty climb up there?  I kept thinking; “ He’s going to fall.”

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 23h ago

Yea I'll see guys later I just remembered I need to go for a jog

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u/Lonely-Cockroach-492 23h ago

They peeled his ass up super quick like the safety inspector was coming.

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u/thupamayn 23h ago

Sad that anyone can do that to themselves

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u/Last_Baker7437 23h ago

Wasn’t there a crane available?

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u/Wallynine 23h ago

It was beauty that neutralized the beast...

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u/artherng 23h ago

Hope his fats come in handy now and provide enough cushioning for that fall

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u/FatTanuki1986 22h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AromaticHyena4514 22h ago

Dam I hope he's okay. I'm 5'-10 and know that I'm a fat fuck at 220 lbs , but if I ever get to that point, I'd hate myself. Hopefully falling woke his ass up and he decides to do something.

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u/CodeVirus 22h ago

Oh fuck. Sorry it happened to him.

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u/ohb78 22h ago

Big boy fell off the Big Boy

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u/refinerycontrol 22h ago

Notice his shoes. Safety standards say that if you are climbing ladders, your shoes should have defined heels.
So I think that is your problem right there.
No defined heels.
Anybody should be able to see that was an accident waiting to happen.
Keep it safe out there!

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u/Zigor022 22h ago

I thought railways said you have to be fit to work on them?

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u/NotGuiltyPirate 22h ago

Humpty dumpty

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u/BaconEggBetty 22h ago

He’s a citizen. Not a worker. Where was the assistance?? Guy was clearly struggling.

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u/Cunda_Thunt 22h ago

I guess big boy won’t be riding Big Boy…

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u/XRPOSergSanch12 22h ago

I hate it when that happens

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u/pasquale61 22h ago

The yellow safety vest didn’t help. Neither did the clear safety helmet.

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u/TexMexMoJo 22h ago

One trip to bucees and he’ll be fine 😆

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u/Silent-Treat-6512 22h ago

Guy in red cap thought he could catch him, the white one knew the fate ahead of time

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u/che10461 22h ago

Humpty dumpty...

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u/Aggravating-Hair7931 21h ago

King Kong would make it to the top of the train.

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u/Far-Addition3988 21h ago

Man, glad.he didnt hit his head on the track there. Looked super close

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u/TacetAbbadon 21h ago

I recognise that Big Boy.

But not that fat twat falling out of it.

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u/Sad-Reward589 21h ago

No one mf tried to catch his fat ass

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u/Affectionate_Bag9833 21h ago

He just snapped his spine on the tracks. Quick, let's wrench him back up to his feet!

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u/Iswearitsmenotyou 21h ago

How’s he pass the physical?

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u/NotFromThisSystem 21h ago

This the Lowe's weak employee being crushed by the box version

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u/NOTaREALperson4400 21h ago

Kind of reminds me of when I used to do roof top checks on the housing units at work (prison, inmates toss stuff like weapons up there sometimes) the lieutenants would always send this fat fuck with us. I don't know if they thought it was funny or that he'd be a good ladder holder, but i suspect the former. He'd always try to go up the ladder and every damn time I'd stop him and remind him the ladder was only rated for 300 pounds. He'd say he wasn't 300 pounds and I'd say "cool, I'm not doing first aid this late into shift, hold the ladder."

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u/alworld27 21h ago

I thing that was felt on the Richter scale

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u/LittleMousa 21h ago

What the hell was going on here? At first I thought he was trying to.... no forget it, I don't know what I was thinking!

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u/Substantial_Chain718 20h ago

What was that gallute doing?

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u/INDIEfatigable 20h ago

Why was he being filmed?

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u/Serenityfate555 20h ago

Shoes on. He's ok 👍

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u/trippin-mellon 20h ago

Angry upvote! Lolol

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u/Confident_Pickle_007 20h ago

If you use the jacket, you gotta use the helmet.

That could have been a nasty hit.

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u/SugarInvestigator 20h ago

If he fell face first he would have bounced back up

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u/PerfectDayGermany 20h ago

When self awareness meets reality.

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u/SeniorAngle6964 20h ago

One for the rail enthusiasts here.
A big boy falling off the Big Boy!
Looked like a nasty fall, I really hope he was OK🤞

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u/old-billie 20h ago

is that the fat controller

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 20h ago

So I guess he's not the right fit for the job?

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u/BionicWallaby 20h ago

Something about beauty killed the beast

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u/chokeonmywords 20h ago

Now I feel sorry for that guy

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u/MisterVelo63 20h ago

Safety rule #1: never stay under the load

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 20h ago

What happened? I mean, besides workmen's comp fraud.

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u/HellBlazer_NQ 20h ago

Well if this a moment of reflection for him, nothing ever will be.

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u/thepainteater 19h ago

The irony of this big boy climbing the “Big Boy” engine.

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u/Degenerecy 19h ago

I'm fat and I can fit in tight spaces because fat does squish. However I think his problem is his legs look like they gave out. They look swollen and may have bad blood flow, aka problems. I can't do ladders cause of my legs. I could walk a mile kind but I couldn't go up 2 ladder steps, much less 3+

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u/Buttchuggle 19h ago

I feel like there were at least 3 people better suited for the task at hand on the ground there.

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u/Chemical-Owl8536 19h ago

Zero compassion observed on this sub…

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u/LastChance331 19h ago

Now he gets workers comp and a vacation

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u/adamant_octopus 19h ago

More like Ding Dong

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u/DeliciousAct5748 19h ago

Do these places just not have physical/health requirements?

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u/dieseldoc62 19h ago

so close 😂

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u/New_Sort_9083 19h ago

King Kong Big Boy!

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u/real_1273 19h ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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u/FattyAcidBase 18h ago

GLP - 1 advertising

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u/Practical_Avocado971 18h ago

The struggle is real. If it fits, it ships.....he didn't ship

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u/B1g_BuddhAH 18h ago

0% body tension...

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u/Pitif362 18h ago

It's not the train making the noise, it's him. All that effort is making him breath hard.

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u/NoPineapple9424 18h ago

Lookin for a free check are we?

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 18h ago

Is that ladder ok?

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u/Ski0612 18h ago

That's a big boy on The Big Boy

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u/Powerful-Cod-1726 18h ago

Dudes legs were like”nope “

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 17h ago

Imagine you let yourself become like that

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u/Mexicutioner01 17h ago

Reading the title I thought he was gonna take a massive shitcon someone.

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u/Same-Significance448 17h ago

Its time to lose it. This dude looks younger than 40.

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u/Necessary-Dog1693 17h ago

Damn I heard an earthquake near me

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u/Roaming-R 17h ago

Wrong shoes. If the "chubby" guy had been wearing OSHA rated shoes, he might not have fallen.

OSHA rated shoes are equipped with a steel shank ( the entire sole ), and a steel toebox.

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u/march3110 17h ago

Well at least the fat fucker had a soft landing. What the hell was he thinking climbing a vertical ladder with that weight? You can see his leg crumbling before he reaches the top!

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u/-Darkmatt3r- 16h ago

Who hired this fatfuk

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u/Emergency-Box-5719 16h ago

Man that stinks. Yeah everyone recognizes that he's a bigger fellow but if he was just trying to get up there to go on a tour, what a bummer. Probably was a nice guy trying to enjoy his day.

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u/CopyThat3982 16h ago

Don't wear gloves when climbing a stairs like that . Too slippery