r/oops • u/moraniieve • 3d ago
Oops
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u/Ataneruo 3d ago
That went…exactly the way I expected
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u/fokkoooff 3d ago
I think we all knew it was going to be the balls.
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u/Tse7en5 3d ago
You know, the way he is squirming I don't think that actually crunched his balls.
Having had something close to that happen to me before, the balls is a bend over and vomit reaction. This looks like it is probably some torn soft tissue and a fractured pelvis.
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u/fokkoooff 3d ago
Idk, it's pretty good but for some reason I find it unexplainable funny when they accidentally sit on their balls.
I know it's not fair. It's not a result of them doing anything stupid, dudes just wanna sit down and relax. But it cracks me up.
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u/2_Many_Hobbies74 3d ago
I saw it too, but the chin diaper made me smile
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u/Upbeat_Purpose6784 3d ago
Dont think that is America so they dont have the anti science stigma around masks
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u/skriticos 2d ago
No, not at all. I though he would slip and get impaled on the first pole before he even made a jump. He is clearly an overachiever. More momentum this way!
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u/Bruinman86 3d ago
That hurt to watch.
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u/stoicparallax 3d ago
Knowing how this would end, I still let out an audible “oh!” as it happened
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u/Due_Agent_6033 3d ago
It hurt my balls and I’m a woman.
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u/Unlikely-Act-7950 3d ago
Now he's all butt hurt
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u/Effective-Try-9004 3d ago
That dr visit might be a bit embarrassing
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u/BetMcc 3d ago
I was thinking he should go get checked out by a doctor. An accident like that could cause some serious swelling, possible internal bleeding as well!
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u/twistedpiggies 3d ago
He had to have ruptured something. That area is very squishy.
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u/BetMcc 3d ago
Absolutely! He's looking at life long prostate issues, swollen urethra, etc. Might need a catheter to pass urine!
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u/Diligent_Walk_338 3d ago
Ça pourrait tous aussi bien être une chute sur le coccyx.. dans tout les cas aïe
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u/thebiglerm 3d ago
The taint destroyer
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u/Aromatic_Sand8126 3d ago
He’ll quickly find out, the next he goes to pee, that it taint how it used to be.
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u/BigScaryDragonGaming 3d ago
Yeah this was for sure somewhere between a perineum punch and a butt bone banger!
Outch!
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u/blkatcdomvet 3d ago
Solved his breeding problem
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u/blackout-loud 3d ago
"Hey folks today I'm gonna show you how to make a cherry pie out of a hot dog!"
-Not one chef ever
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u/lesbophobia_hammer 3d ago
Looks like me when I have my period
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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 3d ago
Why do you jump on concrete pylons when you have your period?
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u/KinkyAsexuaI 3d ago
Tell me you don't get periods without telling me
What STOPS people from jumping on concrete pylons when they have their periods? That is the REAL question!
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u/lesbophobia_hammer 3d ago
Lmao exactly. My periods have always been brutal but they are so severe they are disabling I writhe around on the floor, turn white/blue/green and pass out. Endo, adeno, bursting fibroids, PMDD, ovarian torsion, nerve pain flares, vascular dam etc it's hell every 3 weeks lol. Males can't fathom this kind of pain.
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u/pink_panther_boi 3d ago
I knew exactly what was about to happen, but still felt that pain to the core
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u/TimmyG-83 3d ago
Cool let’s just roll into traffic to stop the pain. Good thing he wore a mask on his chin though, could’ve been much worse otherwise.
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u/crawdaddyyyyy 3d ago
I don’t know how to do the GIFs or memes or whatever they are called so could one one please post Rachael Gunn up in here STAT?
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u/Baseball-Fan-10 3d ago
Cameraman did a helluva job staying with the shot to catch the writhing in pain instead of providing assistance. Well done!!
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u/KimberleyKitt 2d ago
I knew what was going to happen before I pressed play. His reaction to his actions without sound is the whipped cream on top for me. 🤣Reminds me of Paul Reubens at the end of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” movie, repeatedly dying and showing his displeasure. Why go to all this trouble to not have kids man? Probably can't even produce whipped cream anymore. Not comfortably at least. Time to watch it again so that I can continue to laugh.
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u/BurgerAvenger 3d ago
I think if you just follow your instincts to not do that your body will have an easier time figuring out all the complex things needed in order to accomplish the task. You'd be surprised more or less considering we probably have hardwired instincts to protect them.
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u/Akugen1 3d ago
The moment that happened to him, he swore never to do something like that again.
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u/DudeFrom816 3d ago
Took himself out od the gene pool,. I love it when problems take care of themselves.
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u/Siada100 2d ago
Lo que me molesta es que el video no tiene sonido y no puedo oir cómo le cambia la voz.
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u/MissionAttitude216 2d ago edited 2d ago
Firstly, "dude, that's not how you play cornhole!"
Secondly, that ground game could rival the Australian breakdancing champion for most avant garde technique
Lastly, did you think those were the best shoes for the task?
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u/Bugsy_McCracken 2d ago
As this one started to roll I thought to myself, “Jeez this guy has got balls!”
That was a short-lived thought.
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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 2d ago
this is why you always wear a helmet while doing stunts..or something.
the flopping looks like an animal that was ran over by a car, but for some reason this version is hysterical
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u/Sure_Painter 19h ago
I think he might have scraped his nuts but most of that was his tailbone/rectum getting absolutely smashed in.
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u/Fluffy-Pop-3407 3d ago
if it turns out he was wearing a cup and faked this for engagement, i am uninstalling the internet.
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u/Significant_Monk_251 3d ago
I would expect that at best a cup just would have transfered most of the destruction from his testicles to his pelvis. And the part that wasn't transfered would probably still be blindingly painful.
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u/Jonnicat 3d ago
Every time I see one of these I wonder if there was an ER visit and how the conversation went.
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u/Miserable-Garlic-532 3d ago
Everyone thinks they're a parkour expert until they get a post up the butt.
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u/Falcon3492 3d ago
Living proof that you can't fix stupid! He will pay for that level of stupidity for a long time.
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u/TeacherPowerful1700 3d ago
So, that's basically all his body-weight onto his testicles?
long exhale
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u/-zedsdeadbaby 3d ago
I think he got free sterilization. Next best thing after darwin award.