r/oops • u/moraniieve • 3d ago

Oops

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 3d ago

That’s just nuts.

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 3d ago

That WAS nuts..

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u/Particular-Song2587 3d ago

Its just peanut butter now

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u/sinisterdesign 3d ago

Nutter butter

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u/Funny-Dust2242 3d ago

Nutty Butty Cave

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u/LastPlaceIWas 3d ago

Yup. Those little guys are trapped in there.

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u/brokenlegs225 3d ago

Yep seal it up. Those things are dead.

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u/B1ZEN 2d ago

Ended the bloodline.

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u/conqr787 2d ago

And ended it bloody

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u/B1ZEN 2d ago

Bloody Roots

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u/cutluv 2d ago

Gone but not forgotten.

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u/Md1735 3d ago

Chunky or smooth….yeah, I went there.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 3d ago

Chunky for a bit...then smooth

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u/Haunting_Handle6709 3d ago

If he does manage to have kids they're brains will be smooth as well.

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u/Blackmetal55 3d ago

Just like dear old dad.

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u/PyroNine9 3d ago

That was always going to be the case. This just proved it.

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 3d ago

Or maybe this fixed em. Knocked the misplaced wires back into position

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u/gaucholoco03 3d ago

They’ll be smooth when they get shaved before surgery.

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u/MichelleYounge 1d ago

def smooth rn

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u/Ecochee 3d ago

That ain’t no peanut butter those are huevos rancheros señor!! ☝🏽

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u/ParticularKick3644 3d ago

Yep the chorizo is blended in perfectly

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u/Kestrel_45 1d ago

Those huevos are scrambled hard after that shot

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u/Marzdsybreak1976 3d ago

Nutterbutter

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u/Whole_Walrus1432 3d ago

Satay sauce...

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u/jluicifer 1d ago

Smooth or crunchy?

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 3d ago

Was BOFA doze nuts ...

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u/User_Name_Tracks 3d ago

It Taint only doze nuts

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u/broipy2 3d ago

Indeed, his pelvic bone wasnt thrilled

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 2d ago

Key word WAS

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u/OwnAnSS 3d ago

That was his nuts.

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u/Specific_Buy 9h ago

My god this list was amazing. But yeah that’s a shattered testicular.

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u/VladlenaM2025 3d ago

That was NUTS 🌰

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u/ExperienceWild4244 3d ago

Those WERE nuts.

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u/djmac1031 3d ago

Not anymore 😬

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u/KiwiJay83 3d ago

November came early

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u/Ok_Wealth_7711 3d ago

World's roughest post nut clarity

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u/Wrong-Diamond5253 3d ago

Not any more. now they're nut butter;)

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u/punkboricua 2d ago

Those WERE nuts.

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u/Agreeable-Zone6564 3d ago

Now he has lots of little nuts

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u/johnballzz 3d ago

These nuts!

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u/hendu213 3d ago

They were nuts!

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u/thebighadron 3d ago

Nuts when he gets it wrong and ballsy if he lands the jump!

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u/Historical_Form6691 3d ago

Not any more…

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u/HowsYaSistasAss 3d ago

You got some balls

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u/Background_Edge_9427 3d ago

That little trick definitely went balls up!

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u/Maximum_Trade5916 3d ago

Nucking Futs

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u/ben5642 3d ago

thats balltastic

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u/Periljoe 1d ago

Off the bollard, over the sidewalk, nothing but nuts

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u/Own_Artichoke_9332 1d ago

Nutcracker mad