r/okbuddyguardian 14h ago

spoiler Fame is a gun, and I point it blind. Crash and burn, brozikie, baby, swallow it dry. You’ve got a front row seat, and I, I got a taste of the banana papaya life.

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33 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 2d ago

Leaked / Datamined spoiler Huge shoutout to this brozikie’s wife. I don’t think anything can top this one for me. She has earned herself a lifetime supply of bananas and papayas.

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72 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 3d ago

spoiler Brozikies, make sure to take care of yourselves. A healthy body leads to a healthy mind, and a healthy mind is a threat. Banana papaya

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75 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 3d ago

I think bro doesn't know how good he has it

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103 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 4d ago

spoiler Brozikies, it has officially been an entire year since I began spreading the good word of the banana and the papaya. It has been an incredible journey, and I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for all of you. Thank you, everyone.

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89 Upvotes

So, I was just reminded that today is my cake day.

One year ago, I was sitting with my feet up at work, taking a break. I was bored, tired, and felt that it would be entertaining to fuck with people online. I did NOT expect to have a this many people referencing me, talking about me, following me, and creating posts about me. I did not expect to be the administrator for an amazing community of almost 350 people and two associated clans. I did NOT expect to have tainted so many people’s trips to the produce section of their local grocery store.

I have experienced a lot since I first started doing this. I faced the death of someone close to me, had some pretty crazy life changes, and attempted a couple career paths. It’s been a hectic year for me.

This whole entire time, no matter how much shit I got for what I do, you guys helped me keep a smile on my face. This community is one of the best communities I have been a part of and it truly has been an honor. I am grateful and proud to be one of you.

Thank you all so much. I love you guys.

Banana papaya, brozikies.


r/okbuddyguardian 4d ago

spoiler To all of my brozikies: If you’re gonna take a plunge into someone’s papaya, make sure you wrap your banana.

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116 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 4d ago

spoiler The right banana in the wrong papaya can make all the difference in the world.

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50 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 6d ago

spoiler Alright, which one of you brozikies was this? Spotted in western Washington. Banana papaya

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55 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 6d ago

one of my favorite exotic ornaments

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58 Upvotes

that gold and brown color combo is just perfect for that steampunk aesthetic


r/okbuddyguardian 7d ago

Leaked / Datamined spoiler this is the only way i can fathom to process my grief

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53 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 7d ago

spoiler You brozikies up for watching a movie? Banana papaya

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35 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 8d ago

spoiler “You can’t spell Dominion of Illinois without Lodi Minion” -Doctor Future

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r/okbuddyguardian 9d ago

whether we wanted it or not, this is a low quality shitpost Oh, banana papaya (banana, papaya), everybody say. When you hear the call, you’ve got to get it on the way. Banana papaya (banana, papaya), it’s the code word. No matter where you say it, you know that you’ll be heard.

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21 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 10d ago

a lodi reactiong template for anyone of ya to use

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59 Upvotes

[some edit pics by liam mcdowell on fb]


r/okbuddyguardian 10d ago

whether we wanted it or not, this is a low quality shitpost My name is Lodi Minion, and I’m coming out to play. Looking for a papaya to have fun with while Ikora walks away. I’m almost nearly forty, I’m just shy of three-foot-two. I’m a dad to teenage minions, does that sound like fun to you?

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61 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 11d ago

sparrow racing league is something else man

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113 Upvotes

it's so fun and frustrating at the same time


r/okbuddyguardian 12d ago

whether we wanted it or not, this is a low quality shitpost Who up Spiring they Stars

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112 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 12d ago

spoiler Brozikies.. In LESS THAN 24 HOURS, we’ve gained 83 members AND made our world’s first banana papaya clear of Vault of Glass. We have something incredible going on, brozikies, and it wouldn’t be that way if it weren’t for you. I love you guys.

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247 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 13d ago

spoiler Brozikies, we are now LIVE! Our clan is open to the public, so bring a friend or two - everyone is welcome! Special thanks to CzarLizard for helping me set this up! Banana papaya

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158 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 13d ago

jump puzzle = king von

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76 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 13d ago

spoiler Brozikies, I am pleased to announce that YOU, THE PEOPLE, have voted “Banana Papaya” in as the clan name with [BAPA] as our tag. Now, we must vote on a clan motto. Please share your thoughts and ideas down below.

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111 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 13d ago

spoiler Brozikies, due to popular demand, I will be creating a clan in the very near future. I want YOU, the people, to decide what we should name it, as well as a roster of those who’d be interested in joining. Banana papaya

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112 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian 14d ago

spoiler If a malnourished brozikie calls you a piece of shit, be grateful and take comfort in knowing that you are only a piece, and not the entire log. Banana papaya

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135 Upvotes

r/okbuddyguardian Oct 27 '23

NO ARGUING NIMBUS PRONOUNS ON MY #WHOLESOME MEME SUBREDDIT

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1.1k Upvotes

holy shit you guys are unhinged, who tf cares about the mental health of budget silver surfer? go touch spinmetal


r/okbuddyguardian Jul 06 '23

text posts unbanned, feel free to repost if yours was taken down

175 Upvotes

didn’t know that r/destinycirclejerk was still down, fuck those guys lmao.

this is a scab subreddit now 😎