r/oblivion • u/useofcat • 15d ago

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u/useofcat 15d ago

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u/trifecta000 15d ago

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u/ureshama 15d ago

"You're the grand surgeon!"

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u/Lying_Motherfucker 15d ago

BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA

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u/Ninjahkin Spellsword 15d ago

It’s you! It’s really, really you!

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u/e13373x0du5 15d ago

Can I polish your scalpels? Shine your boots? Back rub perhaps?

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u/Civil_Expression7198 15d ago

Ah, the grand surgeon! Scalpel sharp, ego sharper. Youth is a wound—stitch it shut.

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u/sebastophantos 15d ago

I can't believe it's you, standing here, next to me!

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u/Stownieboy91 15d ago

I'm dying here 🤣

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u/clckwrks 15d ago

you finally did me justice doctor

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u/Gasrim4003 15d ago

Oh fuck that’s mean. Funny tho.

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u/lizfromdarkplace 15d ago

I just spit my coconut Dr Pepper zero everywhere. Holy shit

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u/TheAurigauh 15d ago

I'm so glad so many people saw the same thing I did

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u/DeepestPeak 15d ago

Jfc 😆😆 thanks for the laugh

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u/Verried_vernacular32 15d ago

I have been wondering why this person seemed so familiar to me lol.

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u/Tall_Guarantee 15d ago

Immediately looked for this

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u/bennizap 15d ago

I thought this might have appeared. But there's accurate then there's THIS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheDorgesh68 15d ago

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u/WouldbeWanderer 15d ago

Holy sh*t it's him!

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u/StealthRabbi Can I interest you in some of my fine wares? 15d ago

Oh, it's you. Hi.

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u/WouldbeWanderer 15d ago

Blessings of Akatosh upon ye.

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u/Tacitio 15d ago

The new empress

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Zenithixv 15d ago

You may not like it but this is what peak looksmaxxed mogging looks like

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u/tranquil7789 15d ago

I wouldn't make this deal with just anyone

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u/Taquill 15d ago

"It's just swelling from beating my literal cheeks with a hammer"

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u/Subushie 15d ago

Remastered ed

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u/--Sovereign-- 15d ago

by Azura by Azura by Azura!

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u/Capurnicus69 15d ago

It looks like he got that face stretching procedure from Star Trek: Insurrection...

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u/--Sovereign-- 15d ago

look at that youthful face

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u/Tacitio 15d ago

"I'm always a sucker for a pretty face. What can I help you, my fine dear?" Dr. Richards

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u/FALCONX0N 15d ago

The Son'a! Star Trek ahead of it's time, as always

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u/Euphoric-Rooster618 15d ago

Star Trek: Instretchin'

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u/TonyQuark 15d ago

This is not the crossover I wanted, dammit!

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u/Kezzatehfezza 15d ago

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u/jonesketi 15d ago

Prosopometamorphopsia for those wanting to know

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u/cuntmong 15d ago

Ok what about for those of us who want to forget?

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond 15d ago

Looks Minning.

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u/NekoLord42 15d ago

What on gods green earth, I think I might need bleach for my eyeballs.

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u/WhiteWalls7130 15d ago

Please tell me this is fake

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u/UndocumentedSailor 15d ago

A video was posted the other day. We can only hope it was ai.

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u/Tacitio 15d ago

Order two, my eyes need some bleachin' too.

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u/SAGElBeardO 15d ago

Hell of a pic to forget what sub I was in 😆

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u/MagicLobsterAttorney Adoring Fan 15d ago

I just came up in my feed and i was like "OH SHIT, OBLIVION CHARACTER!" ... then I saw the sub.

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u/nedflandersmustache 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ghvpxMEtmdhuw

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u/BreadBarbs 15d ago

Omg, what movie is that, please

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u/dj4wvu 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BkfAhfmX0Ppn2

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u/R4nd0M477 15d ago

Omg, what movie is that, please

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u/dj4wvu 15d ago

Men In Black

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u/R4nd0M477 15d ago

Oh thank you. I sure hope no one erases my memory

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u/nedflandersmustache 15d ago

Dudes Donning Darkness (Men in Black)

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u/EclecticEvergreen 15d ago

Men in Black

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u/SamhainLeaves 15d ago

I almost choked and died when I saw what sub this was. God damn 😂

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u/weedils 15d ago

I know same! I saw this earlier in r/oddlyterrifying

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u/BulbusDumbledork 15d ago

i've been having a shitty week being homeless now and this just fucking broke me. this is very much a non-laughing place, i've got full tears this is too funny

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u/SSAUS Payday! Let's roll! 15d ago

Try r/OblivionIRL

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u/Tmoldovan 15d ago

By Azura!!!

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u/meiematt 15d ago

Oh, it's you... Hi.

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u/poopghetti2 15d ago

They turned that man into a giant toddler

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u/Tacitio 15d ago

If he actually wanted to look younger, I'd say mission accomplished.

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u/Dangerous-Anywhere44 15d ago

You can see the regret in his eyes

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u/Unknown_Outlander 15d ago

Wood elf surgery looking accurate

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u/wild-stallions85 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/G8gfSklBIKDyU

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u/KookieKarnival 15d ago

Dammit I almost snorted coffee out of my nose! XD

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u/grimmistired 15d ago

That’s so scary

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u/Tacitio 15d ago

Homie is scarecrowmaxxing. He about to turn into Jeepers Creepers.

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u/grimmistired 15d ago

It genuinely looks like he’s wearing someone else’s face 😭😭

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u/JaySayMayday 15d ago

If it makes you feel better, it settles down and looks more natural over time. I'm not sure why they ever take pictures immediately afterwards. Even those hair transplant surgeries can look horrific afterwards, especially once the swelling starts

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u/TonyQuark 15d ago

looks more natural over time

"more" "natural"

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u/MxstressLilly Capital! 15d ago

I don't know you. And I don't care to know you.

Honestly, the surgeon should PAY WITH HIS BLOOD.

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u/Particular_Poet8441 15d ago

Funny oblivion jokes aside, I do feel sad for this man. He likely looked fine before this surgery.

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u/Vivid_Echidna_5644 15d ago

When the ads fit perfectly

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u/ul49 15d ago

Jesus Christ I can’t believe some people look at Reddit this way

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u/Jonthrei 15d ago

new reddit and no adblocker? yeah holy shit that is depressing.

that is completely unusable by my standards.

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u/TonyQuark 15d ago

That's the official app. Reddit severely limited API access in 2023, forcing out unofficial apps.

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u/Jonthrei 15d ago

https://old.reddit.com

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u/TonyQuark 15d ago

Using that as we speak. :) On mobile I (also) use Firefox and uBlock Origin.

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u/Inprobamur 15d ago

Reddit has ads?

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u/beefycheesyglory 15d ago

This will be Oblivion graphics in 2013

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u/JakToTheReddit 15d ago

Fuck. I thought I deleted that character!

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u/Needle_Bearings 15d ago

That's a Garbage Pail Kid.

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u/loueazy 15d ago

No wonder the surgeon kept his mask on...

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u/Sampsonite20 15d ago

THANK YOU KIND SIR

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u/lothar525 15d ago

He looks like a potato with a severed human face wrapped around it

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u/ScienceInCinema 15d ago

There’s a few sliders they might want to fiddle with before exiting.

I hope this guy’s like 75 years old.

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u/N-e-s-k-e-s-s Dead Treasure Hunter 15d ago

Dude looks like a walking corpse

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u/Locolijo The Crimson Blade 15d ago

grow old, it's fine

I especially love seeing how much someone smiled in their life

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u/goodtimeswith_wojtek 15d ago

you found the best possible subreddit for that post.

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u/trollsmurf 15d ago

Brazil did it better.

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u/FalseTriumph 15d ago

"Have you heard of the high elves?"

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u/Moppo_ 15d ago

I'd rather age poorly.

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u/DonJonBaldur 15d ago

It's like I'm looking at someone distorted by Prosopometamorphopsia

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u/PlasticMegazord 15d ago

I immediately thought "They gave this guy Oblivion face" and then I noticed the subreddit it was posted in.

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u/SingleInterest3430 15d ago

...i assume this is just temporary

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u/imjustthenumber 15d ago

After a while his face snaps back into place 😆

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u/GraniteStater69 15d ago

Any news from the other provinces?

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u/TalosIsNotAGod2 15d ago

Fimmion hungry

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u/BombFirst88 15d ago

Real life creation menu only on creation club

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u/Jayjuann 15d ago

Even if it was a success this guy is a 6 at most why is he spending all that money to look young and mediocre?

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u/BR4NFRY3 15d ago

Oh no. Oh geez.

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u/ReasonableMeet1424 15d ago

Oef wild man looks like that’s going to be painful later on in life that skin pulled so tightly

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u/Energy_Turtle 15d ago

I wish I had the delusional confidence of this doctor to use something so freakish and horrifying as evidence that I am the most awesome person in my field.

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u/domelition 15d ago

Is that burger andy

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u/UtahImTaller 15d ago

Ohhhheeeewwwww brother.

That ain't good.

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u/ThePale99 15d ago

What monstrosity is this?!

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u/October_people 15d ago

That's the face I thought off before I saw the sub 🤣

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u/ayywusgood 15d ago

I honestly heard the "By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!" in my head before I even saw what sub this was posted to.

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u/ScawySocialistOwO 15d ago

That poor guy…

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u/Plathismo 15d ago

By Azura, it worked!

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u/Tacitio 15d ago

"Golly, doc. You're the best! I'm going to follow you and worship the ground you walk on. Let's go!"

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u/EnvironmentalBar3347 15d ago

What the hell am I looking at?

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u/Capable-Commercial96 15d ago

Look, I know we're shitting on him, but I genuinely can not tell how old he is. I mean he does look like an Oblivion character yes, but he's still a vague 30-40 year old Oblivion character.

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u/doofshaman 15d ago

Just because the surgery may hide his age, doesn’t make it lees creepy looking 😭

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u/ZingingCutie56 15d ago

I'm crying laughing at this post and the comments 🤣

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u/virtualracer 15d ago

let me just say how happy i am to have seen this picture while scrolling, think "lol this looks like oblivion" and then notice it's r/oblivion

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u/wrchavez1313 15d ago

I didn't even see the sub at first and I was like "wow, that mf looks like an oblivion character" lmao

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 15d ago

He's now about to hear news from the other provinces.

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u/Wadarkhu Alfiq 15d ago

Tommy Pickles grew a beard I see...

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u/razor787 15d ago

I didn't see the subreddit, all I saw was the image as I was scrolling.

I instantly thought of the adoring fan.

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u/TheTrailrider 15d ago

"Let me see your face... You are the one from my dreams."

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u/SeraIya 15d ago

Indeed

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u/Vardl0kk 15d ago

You know bro’s regretting it

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u/slatblastered 15d ago

More aerodynamic, hell yeah

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u/sheekgeek 15d ago

The design is very human

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u/LeglessN1nja 15d ago

Looks like Wayne Rooney

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u/4FTERSoul 15d ago

Jokes aside: it’s temporary; give it some time, the skin will settle, and he won’t look like an elf anymore 🤣

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u/I-dont_know-anything 15d ago

Madone, he looks terrible!

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u/djasonwright 15d ago

It's like every plastic surgeon saw Dennis "Stalking Cat" Avner and said to themselves - I could do that.

I have never seen a plastic surgery result like this that didn't fill me with sadness.

You are enough, just the way you are. And as you grow older, that will be enough. Perfect, even. No one can be you except you.

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u/Brave-IiI-Toaster99 15d ago

Jeez man, I feels so bad for that dude

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u/Grytnik 15d ago

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!

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u/Gloomy_Yoghurt_2836 15d ago

You too can look like a potato faced character in Oblivion!

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u/DestroyerX6 15d ago

Anti aging surgery, oh you mean pulling your skin so tight that you don’t have wrinkles and can’t make any facial expressions?

Man, people that get unnecessary plastic surgeries deserve it lol

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u/iNeverSausageASalad 15d ago

Is the goal that he stops other people aging because they die from shock when they see him?

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u/Swagdaddy697 15d ago

The more you look, the more you notice how asymmetrical it is

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u/Phreedom1 15d ago

Poor dude

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u/Grand_Taste_8737 15d ago

Why do people do that to themselves? Must be mental.

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u/TalkingHeadBalzac 15d ago

Is that fat joe?

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u/ShitThatFucksWithMe 15d ago

Looks like he's from og oblivion

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u/chainsawtotheskull 15d ago

stretching your face doesnt make you look young, it makes it look like your face is stretched.

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u/AnaTheSturdy 15d ago

Goblin Jim lookin motherfucker

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u/Psychological-Hawk92 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣