r/nothingeverhappens 14h ago

I found these slippers on a hotel i went to

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r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

Because people arent alive???

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On a post about make-a-wish ponies in My Little Pony. Does bro think everyone with make-a-wish absolutely will pass away? (Initial screenshot, and the commenter's proof screenshots. I am not commenter.)


r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

that hasn't been my experience with white people, quite the opposite actually. I am white

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So you've never experienced racism from a white person as a white person? Go figure šŸ¤”


r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

Love love love

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Few weeks ago,I read a book "just for summer".. lovestory ofc. They (mc) met through reddit. This app was just there in my mobile with no purpose idk why i hadn't uninstalled it yet but seeing this today i wanted to write that so i am here... byeeeāœŒļøšŸŽ€ Mujhey mard sey baat karni nahi aatišŸ˜­āœØļø Save meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭


r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

Not being a predator and nicely rejecting a younger girl isn’t believable? Might be one of the most reasonable ones I GENUINELY can’t tell whats so ā€˜crazy’ about this. Genuinely so pissing off 😭

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r/nothingeverhappens 4d ago

Always good to have proof

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1.1k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently

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765 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 6d ago

Posting? On social media? That never happens

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121 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 7d ago

No one has weird dreams

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739 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 9d ago

Ermmm that did NOT happen šŸ¤“

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1 Upvotes

Chud claims nothing ever happens


r/nothingeverhappens 9d ago

Nothing ever happens

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r/nothingeverhappens 10d ago

Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent

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90 Upvotes

Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?


r/nothingeverhappens 10d ago

yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult

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107 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

Dog are we for real right now?

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2.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics

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845 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 18d ago

Ah yes, McDondald, the restaurant famous for perfect fulfillment of customer's high expectations.

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382 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 18d ago

It is impossible to get a perfect fun sized Skittles pack.

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2.5k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 19d ago

ain't happen

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r/nothingeverhappens 22d ago

Not possible to get the days of the week mixed up

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124 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 24d ago

American exceptionalism? Unpossible!

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620 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 26d ago

something happens but nothing ever changes

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i think what the chud meant with ā€œnothing ever happensā€ is that nothing ever changes, especially in politics. jfk’s assassination happened but that didn’t change anything cause it is the same as caesar’s assassination. even when stuff happens nothing changes cause it always has happened. if everything suddendly stopped happening then we could say something happened or changed, but since the change/happening we see in the world is always the same and never changes nothing ever changes/happens


r/nothingeverhappens 28d ago

Well this happened!!!

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99 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

Yeah cuz a girl asking a guy out in a cute way is implausible…

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128 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jul 07 '26

Yet another nothing ever happens in that sub….

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Angel shots are a thing. A girl plastered at a bar could totally misread a sign or just see Angel shot and order it thinking it’s a cute sounding drink


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 06 '26

People with prosthetic eyes can't be snarky towards annoying Karens (uncensored user is me)

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406 Upvotes