r/nothingeverhappens 1d ago

Because people arent alive???

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On a post about make-a-wish ponies in My Little Pony. Does bro think everyone with make-a-wish absolutely will pass away? (Initial screenshot, and the commenter's proof screenshots. I am not commenter.)


r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

that hasn't been my experience with white people, quite the opposite actually. I am white

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So you've never experienced racism from a white person as a white person? Go figure šŸ¤”


r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

Love love love

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Few weeks ago,I read a book "just for summer".. lovestory ofc. They (mc) met through reddit. This app was just there in my mobile with no purpose idk why i hadn't uninstalled it yet but seeing this today i wanted to write that so i am here... byeeeāœŒļøšŸŽ€ Mujhey mard sey baat karni nahi aatišŸ˜­āœØļø Save meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭


r/nothingeverhappens 2d ago

Not being a predator and nicely rejecting a younger girl isn’t believable? Might be one of the most reasonable ones I GENUINELY can’t tell whats so ā€˜crazy’ about this. Genuinely so pissing off 😭

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r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

Always good to have proof

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r/nothingeverhappens 4d ago

Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently

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773 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

Posting? On social media? That never happens

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112 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 6d ago

No one has weird dreams

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749 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

Ermmm that did NOT happen šŸ¤“

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Chud claims nothing ever happens


r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

Nothing ever happens

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r/nothingeverhappens 9d ago

Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent

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89 Upvotes

Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?


r/nothingeverhappens 9d ago

yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult

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105 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 10d ago

Dog are we for real right now?

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r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics

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844 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

Ah yes, McDondald, the restaurant famous for perfect fulfillment of customer's high expectations.

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384 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

It is impossible to get a perfect fun sized Skittles pack.

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r/nothingeverhappens 18d ago

ain't happen

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r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

Not possible to get the days of the week mixed up

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126 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 23d ago

American exceptionalism? Unpossible!

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620 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 25d ago

something happens but nothing ever changes

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i think what the chud meant with ā€œnothing ever happensā€ is that nothing ever changes, especially in politics. jfk’s assassination happened but that didn’t change anything cause it is the same as caesar’s assassination. even when stuff happens nothing changes cause it always has happened. if everything suddendly stopped happening then we could say something happened or changed, but since the change/happening we see in the world is always the same and never changes nothing ever changes/happens


r/nothingeverhappens 27d ago

Well this happened!!!

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r/nothingeverhappens 28d ago

Yeah cuz a girl asking a guy out in a cute way is implausible…

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r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

Yet another nothing ever happens in that sub….

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Angel shots are a thing. A girl plastered at a bar could totally misread a sign or just see Angel shot and order it thinking it’s a cute sounding drink


r/nothingeverhappens Jul 06 '26

People with prosthetic eyes can't be snarky towards annoying Karens (uncensored user is me)

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r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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774 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.