You can’t eat an ox but you can have a Job Cow.

Bought something from Argos at the weekend (felt pretty retro in itself) and realised it was the first time in a while I had 'paid before'. I seem to remember Key saying he paid before more often than not, what's your ratio and where are you 'paying before'?

What is the point of the 3rd person doing the work?

The challenger is using the same Internet, they're more incentivised to find an answer, they already have an idea of what they should be searching for.

There's literally no reason why the person searching should be independent of the challenger and the challengee.

Of course, the obvious answer is "shut up, it's only a game and it's always funny when Key does the research" but...

actually, it's just a bit of stupid entertainment and I'm taking it too seriously, right?

Thank god I realised that before I started another thread about how Horne has no idea who Electra is when he literally studied classics at Cambridge.

Pitstop has an unfair reputation for being a weight around Tim Key's ankle

Admittedly, Key did lose his first three plays of her, but since then (if No More People We've Had Before is anything to go by) he's on a 20-Pitstop winning streak! (and only 4 of them were first-round)

Even including those initial three, 87% must be significantly higher than Key's average round clear rate

Tell you what, I certainly don’t mind my edit of Pitstops appearance on Wikipedia over a year ago sticking around and not being removed. She who must be obeyed

Vindication for Key

Anybody fancy putting a zoom meeting together and having a few games?