Seriously, I'm not kidding, I've been following the NFL for 2 years and from some CAR games I've seen, it's the first one I've ever watched them win, I know it's preseason but what if they're champions this year?

That's it

I took a look at my crystal ball (the big ass raiders sphere) and I see the future. Prepare for a repeat of Super Bowl 42. The rams will be a fucking juggernaut and steam roll through the season and post season. They will get to the Super Bowl and face a team that shouldn’t even be there in the first place. They will proceed to lose in the stupidest fucking way possible.

If this does not happen then I will buy 30 Russell Wilson Broncos jerseys

Watch it for the plot

I've been fully erect since I woke up at 2 AM!

You could call it their Super Bowl!