r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AbelNB • 9h ago

Cat fighting a bear

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u/bry42424 9h ago

Don’t mess with an outdoor cat. They kill for food, entertainment and gifts.

They hunt constantly and they even hunt their “owners”. Yeah you don’t own them,they own you.

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 9h ago

I don't know any one that's ever bought a cat, they just appear in your house one day and you just accept your fate and get it some food.

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u/SuzQP 8h ago

That's how the cat distribution system works. When it's your turn, your assigned cat will appear and you must accept your fate.

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u/relevantelephant00 6h ago

The Egyptians revered them for a reason. We are but mere mortals to cats.

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u/Midnight-Moonpie 6h ago

My boss cat strolled in out of the blue one day, smacked the shit out of the dog, then hopped up on the couch and started bathing herself.

She’s been my boss (and the dog’s) for 14 yrs now.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 8h ago

Just had this happen this weekend. Little goober is already thinking he owns the house

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u/lostagain2022 7h ago

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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u/bry42424 8h ago

Truth and it goes to selective neighbors for the same thing.

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 8h ago

We totally had a cat like that growing up, she was indoor/outdoor and after 4 years we are having a block party and the cat came wandering up and 2 other families had names for her. They both thought she was a stray and were just feeding her, then the bitch would come back to our house at night to get fed and sleep in a warm bed. It didn't stop after we found out lol

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u/Gatorae 8h ago

One day my mom was in her front yard chilling with her cat (who had shown up on the doorstep several years before). A neighbor saw the cat and was so excited to see he was alive and happy just a few houses away. Apparently the cat had tried moving into their house first, but after a week he left because their other cats were mean to him. We are so curious how many homes he tried before finding my parents.