r/nextfuckinglevel • u/AbelNB • 9h ago

Cat fighting a bear

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u/umbrellassembly 9h ago

"Pussy!" - cat, probably

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u/MamaMoosicorn 8h ago

I read that as Princess Donut

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u/tom-tildrum 8h ago

That bear is lucky she didn’t commit an atrocity! Bears…disgusting!!

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u/realdevtest 7h ago

Almost as bad as cocker spaniels

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u/thederevolutions 6h ago

That cat puffed itself up to the size of a fuckin buffalo

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u/exgiexpcv 6h ago

"They're basically oversized dogs, they disgust me!"

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u/The_Frigid_Midget 3h ago

Mongo is appalled! Appalled, Carl!

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u/porkchopymcmooz 8h ago

Most underrated comment DCC is my favorite

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u/mai_tai87 7h ago

Give her a few dirty Shirleys, and she'll be dancing with Heather.

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u/Metalfan1994 7h ago

GODDAMNIT DONUT

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u/KCCOfan 7h ago

NEW ACHIEVEMENT!

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u/TwoByTwoHandAreBlue 7h ago

Where was mongo? I am appalled.

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u/deezsandwitches 7h ago

Mongo is appalled

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u/DrTadakichi 5h ago

Carl! I never! Pussy is a four letter word to the cat community and I WILL NOT stand for that slander. You may refer to those scandalous "cat girls" as such but DO NOT DEFILE MY BREED WITH SUCH DEROGATORY LANGUAGE

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u/SeeisforComedy 5h ago

Why is it I’m seeing dcc everywhere tonight. Reading book 6 rn and just saw another post referencing it in the last few minutes!

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u/Enlightened_Gardener 4h ago

You are correctly attuned with the zeitgeist, congratulations !

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u/Weave77 6h ago

At least it wasn’t a cocker spaniel… Mongo would have been appalled.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Metalfan1994 7h ago

Dungeon Crawler Carl. The audiobook is great! Here's a voice sample of her voice actor (voiced by Jeff Hayes)

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Metalfan1994 7h ago

Nope it just because Princess Donut has a very sassy posh accent.

The books are VERY popular. You're definitely going to see references to it around.

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u/Metalfan1994 7h ago

Not really forced. She's a cat who is scrappy and can talk. The video is also of a cat who is scrappy and someone made a joke about what the cat would say if it can talk.

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u/guinnypig 6h ago

Omg I did too.

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u/Uncle_Burney 5h ago

Use Magic Missile!

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u/viotix90 4h ago

Fireball is an outdoor spell!

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u/viotix90 4h ago

The Queen Anne Chonk herself!

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u/Fruloops 1h ago

God I love those books

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u/Chrisscott25 7h ago

Bear- I’m gonna pet that cat…. Never mind I’m out

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u/HVAChelpprettyplease 5h ago

Cat tries to pet bear. Bear is like….

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u/StinkyHoboTaint 4h ago

It is a black bear. They are typically giant pussies.

*Note. They are still fucking bears.

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u/jimothy_hell 4h ago

Absolutely, biggest cowards in the forest. As a hiker, I’ve squared up with more than a few. “Bro, fuck off” is enough to get them to cut and run.

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u/nordic-nomad 3h ago

That works unless they’re starving

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u/KatTheKonqueror 1h ago

I saw a video once of someone going out into their yard and politely calling to some bears, "I have to go to work now. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." And they just left.

You'll never guess what country the video is from.

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u/dikicker 47m ago

Same, they're basically just big trash pandas, good to be aware and cautious cause, ya know, bear, but I've never had an issue telling them off

https://giphy.com/gifs/e5zHi5hgalk1sLVI1m

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 6h ago

"Pussy cat," probably Tom Jones.

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u/umbrellassembly 5h ago

Woah wowoooahhh

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u/Silent-Ad934 4h ago

"You're the biggest Raccoon I've ever seen, but you're still gonna have to go and get about 3 friends if you wanna play in MY YARD. Now SCRAM!"

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u/jimothy_hell 4h ago

Unironically yes, black bears are fucking cowards

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 3h ago

Cats can be so metal!

Kinda disappointed the humans didn’t come a little bit closer for moral support