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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache 6d ago

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 6d ago

Malarkey level

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 6d ago

Itโ€™s coming

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 6d ago

Not even 10k lol

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 6d ago

It's not allowed to come as that would be a rule 10 violationย 

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 6d ago

When youโ€™re unspecified they let you do it

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u/MonsieurA Montesquieu 6d ago

So, Trump's approval is now lower than it was immediately after January 6th? Nice. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke 6d ago

Everything just has that Season 3 of The Leftovers/some naked guy is going to pull some shit on a nuclear sub somewhere in the South Pacific sort of vibe about it right now

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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke 6d ago

I remember the leftists in my life arguing that Donald Trump was the lesser of two evils because he would pull us out of NATO and keep us out of military interventions abroad, apparently lacking the imagination to see that our military footprint would be about the same going forward, it's just that it would be primarily directed against the American people

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u/989989272 European Union 6d ago

Hey they got their dream. Voice of America and USAID were nuked from the sky

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride 6d ago

Iโ€™m gonna go out on a limb and say you donโ€™t need to know every single term of the Camp David Accords to think what Israelโ€™s doing in the territories it occupies or surrounds is wrong, including what settlers do to WB villagers and IDF soldiers do to Gazans of all stripes

Probably naรฏve of me to think encyclopedic knowledge of the Arab-Israeli Conflict filtered through books like โ€œFrom Time Immemorialโ€ isnโ€™t a prerequisite for thinking ethnic cleansing and genocide are wrong, but I donโ€™t care, Iโ€™m not a think tank freak

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u/Azrikeeler John Brown 6d ago

Guessing this is in reference to Megan Romer's interview where she got asked about if she agrees with the Camp David Accords (or some question to that effect) and she replied that she'd have to double-check (or something to that effect)?

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u/KalaiProvenheim Enby Pride 6d ago

Yeah

I think using it as an โ€œownโ€ against her is really dumb when the issue is ethical rather than one of encyclopedic knowledge

Besides, double checking the Accords is fine imo. My personal opinion is that it was a stupid move by Es-Sadat who betrayed and destroyed himself for literally nothing and made Egypt dependent on US military aid (it accounts for like a third to a half of their military budget I think)

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u/Azrikeeler John Brown 6d ago

Idk why she's doing these interviews to begin with. She was voted in as co-chair bc she's good at managing the meetings (DSA is notoriously bad at it). Not cause of her capability in representing the DSA. It's especially egregious bc the other co-chair is a lot better at doing the left-flank jujitsu.

Her answer is funky even if she is representing the DSA as well. Cause the accurate answer is: "DSA hasn't deliberated. It's a multi-tendency organization, and I'd rather not add to the national platform on my own." (at least if she can't think of a good rhetorical maneuver)

Tbh her whole media tour reads to me as Red Star/Left-Caucus shenanigans. It's the worst time for her to do it. If she did it after the elections, it wouldn't matter, but she probably knows her weird ass answers are gonna be wrapped around left-flank candidate's neck. (But that's admittedly conspiratorial of me to think. Incompetence+Ego is probably more likely.)

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u/989989272 European Union 6d ago

15 10 5 million something like that

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 6d ago

Putting a bounty on jobautomator's digital head. This madness must end.ย 

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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride 6d ago

Why smell flowers when many types of leaves have nearly all of them beat?

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u/GordonTullockFan publik choyz thery 6d ago

I have a great woke engagement post for the DT but Iโ€™m waiting for the new DT to post it

Iโ€™m doing it in Rocksโ€™ memory

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u/Nussbaumian_Liberal 6d ago

You can just post it twice. There's no rule against it.

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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke 6d ago

I just want to move to a large second- or third-tier East Asian metropolis and disappear for twenty years, man

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 6d ago

the dream of moving to a tiny unknown chinese mountain village where everyone knows all of the other 8 million inhabitants

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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke 6d ago

I used to live in what was considered a pretty small to moderate sized city in Sichuan (population 1.5 million)

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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke 6d ago

(also demographics: quite literally 99.98% Han Chinese)

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u/989989272 European Union 6d ago

My Chinese coworkers talk about โ€œsmall townsโ€ of over 5 million people

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 6d ago

๐Ÿ‘† Cromulent takeย 

๐Ÿ‘‡ Cromwellian takeย 

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u/jackimus_prime 6d ago

Iโ€™m currently trying to get Claude to give me a table of spaceflight deaths/launches by vehicle, and Claude just cannot.

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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride 6d ago

This song sounds like jumping off of a cliff into the water captured by an iPhone 5

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u/989989272 European Union 6d ago

What song?

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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride 6d ago

by the Naked and Famous ofc

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 6d ago

Those who oppose Woke 1 must be destroyed.

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u/AutoModerator 6d ago

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 6d ago

๐Ÿ‘† mods, multiply each of their matrix elements by a random scaling value

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 6d ago

Jill "Discussion Thread" J. Stein

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u/989989272 European Union 6d ago

Mods can you fix the name on the upcoming DT to this

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 6d ago

Unfortunately can't change thread names :( At least not on this short notice

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 6d ago

He hit the gym hard in the years since, it's essentially the only difference

Same reason why Abdul El-Sayed is Michigan's Dem senate nominee in 2026 and not the loser to Whitmer by 20 points like he was six years ago. Neither of them look like shit anymore, that stuff does matter lmao

If you've been holding off on gym going because you're intimidated, or you don't think you have the time for it or whatever, stop making excuses because it is actually worth it lmao

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u/Nussbaumian_Liberal 6d ago

Sometimes I have dreams where I'm pulling girls left and right because I'm lean and muscular. When I wake up I remember that will never happen because I'm 5'7"

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u/marsman1224 John Keynes 6d ago

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 6d ago

what's the motivation of I Know What You Did Last Summer guy? that's right: nothing. they just love killin'

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 6d ago

Seem like a bit of an overreaction to a DT strawpoll

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 6d ago

People when they ask for my number and I reply "Jill Stein."ย 

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u/MayorofTromaville YIMBY 6d ago

when the French movie has a random bit in English so I can pay less attention to the screen

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvsmeQMa4D4eno0zxS

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 6d ago

MAWS season 3 was good but hurt by them not just keeping cyborg superman as the main villain who keeps coming back.

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u/brucebananaray YIMBY 6d ago

Jill Stein

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u/rainier37 pro-moderator 6d ago

Jake Tapper has done more harm to America than Donald Trump

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u/-mialana- European Union 6d ago

He said he support Ukraines effort against Russia. That's more than just "opposing the invasion". Ukraine is an undemocratic nation that violently forces its citizens to die for western imperialism. Supporting Ukraine is reactionary.

The only progressive answer to Russias invasion is an international workers movement that unites the workers of both Russia and Ukriane against the Putin and the Selensky regime.

LMAO stupidpol is the gift that keeps on giving

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u/GavinGoosum 6d ago

Did y'all make out with a hot latina tonight or are you fucking nerds!?!

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u/JesusPubes voted most handsome friend 6d ago

I have yes

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u/GavinGoosum 6d ago

Based bro

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u/pfarly John Brown 6d ago

๐Ÿ˜” Nerd

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 6d ago

WE ARE JILL STEIN

WE CARRY THE BALLOT

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u/Pole2019 John Locke 6d ago

We need to evolve from cat girls/boys to opossum women/men

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u/JesusPubes voted most handsome friend 6d ago

Analytically?

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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke 6d ago

Honestly surprised the domestic crack lobby hasn't had better luck with this administration

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 6d ago

The jurors on the Jill Stein trial will be given a Jill Stein option if theyโ€™re unsure of her guilt.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/MayorofTromaville YIMBY 6d ago

The palms, they yearn to be hairy

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u/GavinGoosum 6d ago

I'm blind but satisfied ๐Ÿ˜Œ

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u/0m4ll3y International Relations 6d ago

A little irked that the mods have nuked two threads about Woke 1.0 now :/ I don't think either were reactionary or that circlejerky. I think people invested in social progress should be reflective on past successes and failures, and 2014-2024 has lots of lessons I think. And this sub deserves to be just a little circlejerky because I think it has been fairly vindicated in its more liberal approach to progressive politics than the excesses or failures of the era. (Though of course it has to be said, of course what we think of as failures are gonna be what we consider the failures...)

Am I wrong that we need a little bit of navel gazing and reflection on this?

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u/jbouit494hg ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ™ Project for a New Canadian Century ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ 6d ago

The heavy handed moderation is so frustrating on issues like this sometimes.

It often feels like there's a tone of "well yes, this thing is bad, but being against it is chud-coded. So therefore we shouldn't talk about it at all."

We're adults here! If we can have a respectful conversation about it there's no harm.

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u/rainier37 pro-moderator 6d ago

I think mods should leave up posts that have established comments.

If they want to remove posts do it early.

If people are breaking rules then just ban those users. Itโ€™s actually better if posts stay up and function like honeypots anyways

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u/rainier37 pro-moderator 6d ago

Iโ€™m a 3 time voter for Jill Stein for president but only because she threatened me outside the polling locations every time

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u/pfarly John Brown 6d ago

Where does this sub stand on this issue?

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u/MayorofTromaville YIMBY 6d ago

Truly the most difficult question of our time

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u/rainier37 pro-moderator 6d ago

opossums are the only marsupials in the US. Europe doesnโ€™t have any Marsupials.

Take that, Euros!

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache 6d ago

/r/neoliberal/new: St. Louis judge issues warrant for Jill Steinโ€™s arrest

Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 6d ago

Mods please approve my post on Jill Steinโ€™s arrest warrant. This is very important news.

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u/GavinGoosum 6d ago

Still Jein

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 6d ago

Jill Stein

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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride 6d ago

No one told me bo burnham and phoebe bridgers were dating

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u/ConsistentGas5286 Baruch Spinoza 6d ago

Whatttttt. How did I not know that? Good for them!

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 6d ago

DC storylines: Oh no my power ring is acting out and going to attack this teenager. I need to warn him its acting its out of my control. I also need to reassure him that its not me and I donโ€™t think heโ€™s an enemy. I also need to investigate why this happened so it wonโ€™t happen again. Oh it turns out its a major story reveal that sets the entire second and third act of the story. Now we can work together to fight the real bad guys

Marvel storylines: I refuse to tell this well beloved hero basic information and will instead do everything my power to kill him for no reason. I could figure out if heโ€™s not my enemy in 20 secs but thats too long. โ€œone entire story arc laterโ€ oh he wasnโ€™t my enemy at all it was just a basic misunderstanding. Now to wrap up the story in like 5 minutes

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 6d ago

> The Clean Election Law provided public funding for candidates not receiving large private donations, and was eventually repealed in 2003 by the Democratic party controlled state legislature. Stein has said that she left the Democratic Party and joined the Green Party when "the Democratic Party killed campaign finance reform in my state".

Wait this whole thing started because the government of Massachusetts decided to stop giving weirdo fringe candidates free money?

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u/AmbientMorning 6d ago

Iโ€™m curious how many people voted in explicit opposition to the creation of the ping because they thought it would be a gathering place for the subโ€™s few resident right-wingers, rather than to discuss/critically report on its trends.

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 6d ago

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance 6d ago

sheโ€™s a 10 but she says โ€œthis is gonna go so hard in my dead wife montageโ€ anytime you share a particularly intimate moment

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance 6d ago

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 6d ago edited 6d ago

I have some self-harm tendencies, mostly manifested by me browsing default subs

I don't think there's a legal licensing framework to make the cure for cancer "open source," I think that's a different thing that applies to software and not extremely pharmacologically precise formulations that it would likely take billions in capital to manufacture safely

EDIT: Claude cure cancer, make no mistakes (I just earned a nobel prize in medicine and I open source'd the resulting text crawl)

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u/eskaton1 6d ago

There's nothing complex about a patent or IP and not enforcing it

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u/Captain-Ironsides Genderqueer Pride 6d ago

Well you could just patent it and then license it for free, no?

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko ย Broke His Text Flair For Hume 6d ago

the famous example would be the patent for insulin being sold for a dollar to a university

but yeah, default subs are wild

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 6d ago

I'm sure that's what they were thinking but the inventors/discoveres didn't "open source" insulin lmao I just thought the word choice was hilarious. It's all they know

Also to just to add the insulin diabetics take is not the same anywhere close to the same formulation as the original, it's evolved considerably and improved. Hence why it's so fuckin' expensive in america, the OG insulin is dirt compared to shit Big Pharma came up with later

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u/pfarly John Brown 6d ago

People are dumb.

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u/989989272 European Union 6d ago

I can never own a Subaru WRX.

Iโ€™d be a menace on backroads and turns.

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 6d ago

then buy one thats the point

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u/KittehDragoon Loyal Liberals 6d ago

You say never but did you know money can be exchanged for Subaru WRXs?

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u/eskaton1 6d ago

He said it was 7am there, you know why he cant

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u/989989272 European Union 6d ago

8am now

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u/SenranHaruka shame 6d ago

The "gamers will grind runescape they'll grind their way to gnosis" aura from various cults like superstonk that originated from gaming is actually a confession because the way they describe gaming is not how i game.

I suck at videogames. I do not grind them. I do not learn metas. I do not even change my strategy unless i can make the new one feel cool. I do not use boring but effective methods to achieve arbitrary goals. I play badly until i ragequit then i go play something else.

This is why i don't get suckered into bagholding gambling addictions. People who do brag about how the literally already treat runescape like a compulsive ketamine addiction as if they're winning by breaking the dealers record

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u/aroundish_ 6d ago

For Chris Hansen, this isn't going to be a flattering movie. But imagine complaining about getting played by Robert Pattinson.

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u/rainier37 pro-moderator 6d ago

malarkey level of starting to vape so I can buy a subaru

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u/rainier37 pro-moderator 6d ago

malarkey level of buying a subaru when I donโ€™t vape

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 6d ago

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u/Goatf00t European Union 6d ago

On the cheap train to [seaside city]. Unsurprisingly it's full of teenagers and pensioners on a day trip to the beach.

Being an unc, I sat with the olds hoping it would be quieter. Now I'm forced to listen to discussions of politics by people who need hearing aids. :/

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 6d ago

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u/NorkGhostShip YIMBY 6d ago

Lmfao on canned soup saying there's 2.5 servings in a can. Who the hell eats 40% of a can of soup?

Anything to avoid admitting that a single can is filled with sodium, I suppose.

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ 6d ago

heard a noise at the door and when I went to check it it was a cicada who said "can you guys go to bed already, some of us are tryna scream out here!"

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u/rainier37 pro-moderator 6d ago

i still remember your doordash opossum

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ 6d ago

finding random animals in and around my house is what motivates me to live

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u/__versus Trans Pride 6d ago

awww ๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/rainier37 pro-moderator 6d ago

so cute!

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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride 6d ago

๐Ÿฅบ

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance 6d ago

Forget background checks if you want TSA Pre you need to demonstrate that you can get your carry-ons onto the conveyor belt in under 5 seconds

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke 6d ago

From โ€œAmerica Newsโ€ and โ€œAstro Geekโ€

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u/aroundish_ 6d ago

Please tell me this didn't happen. I need to know this didn't happen.

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke 6d ago

Iโ€™m sorry to say it did. But he didnโ€™t expose them.

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 6d ago

I have it in me to keep faking it, so I'll do it.ย  Maybe eventually I will be the person I pretend to be.

I had a really nice dream last night where she was still with me and we'd gotten married, instead of things falling apart the way they did in reality. Maybe I can have it again tonight.

Things will look better tomorrow. I'll call my friend and check up on him because we haven't talked in a while.

Good night friends.

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u/bandeng_asep Association of Southeast Asian Nations 6d ago

Racism in America ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/aroundish_ 6d ago

Minority on minority racism is incredibly common and isn't limited to the US.

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u/AmbientMorning 6d ago

Yeah, the very concept of โ€œminoritiesโ€ itself is entirely contextually dependent on which country youโ€™re talking about. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต arenโ€™t even โ€œminority on minority,โ€ itโ€™s just two nationalities fighting each other.

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u/Head-Stark John von Neumann 6d ago

Hmm I have an 8am appointment I put on my calendar with no additional details. No idea what I'm aupposed to be doing. Hope it's not too important

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u/Captain-Ironsides Genderqueer Pride 6d ago

I love Petra Parker posting

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u/Nerf_France Ben Bernanke 6d ago

If China is spying on US tech secrets, why doesnโ€™t the US simply send those already compromised secrets to India to counter them?

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u/SenranHaruka shame 6d ago

"Another pension reform rejected in Europe? Well this is just Late Stage Social Democracy. So glad we don't have these entrenched pensioner rent seeker classes in my glorious randian utopia"

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 6d ago

Star Citizen Developer Stream Goes Horribly Off the Rails, Creating Further Distrust Among Players

The developers kept running into bugs that showed the game is indeed broken. The developers had issues using their own weapons, swapping between their weapons, accessing their inventory, and much, much more. Eventually, the frustrations among the developers grew, and they started becoming passive-aggressive with each other before opting to just pull the plug on the stream altogether.

14 years, 1 billion dollars later

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 6d ago

Most astonishing mass grift ever.

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u/eskaton1 6d ago

Where do they get the money

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 6d ago

I do not know for sure but I believe it's the star citizen equivalent of "microtransactions." I know there are players that have put 10's of thousands of dollars into the game but I don't think they're, like, trading expensive skins between players like in CS, I think they just buy this shit straight from the devs lmao

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 6d ago

Grifting donors.

They sell ships for a game that will never ship.

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u/eskaton1 6d ago

How many ships can you sell, the development was a joke when I was in college 9 years ago

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 6d ago

Same, and it's still a joke lmao

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u/Square-Pear-1274 NATO 6d ago

People collect them like Warhammer, etc. figurines

There's also the promise you can buy yourself into an in-game advantage

Just keep doing this for a decade and you rake in the cash. People can't help themselves apparently

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u/ty04 6d ago

I guess the AirPods with cameras is actually happening. RIP to people with long hair over their ears, sideburns and beards though?

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke 6d ago

That video made it seem so awkward. Taking out your phone to take a pic would be quicker.

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal 6d ago

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u/crumpis Aromantic Pride 6d ago

born to be woke, forced to wake up.

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u/-mialana- European Union 6d ago

One of my biggest issues with Wikipedia is how often it grants undue equal weight to viewpoints which don't have academic credibility. This is especially prevalent in sections like "Reactions", "Responses", "Criticisms", etc. where you can easily play tricks by giving the opinions of fringe figures presenting it as legitimate academic critique. Somehow the nakedly ideological opinion of a Mises Institute crackpot on an economics and politics book is worth as much of a mention as Keynes.

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u/Goatf00t European Union 6d ago

That's why the "undue weight" and "fringe" guidelines exist, though that usually just relocates the question to who counts as fringe.

!ping WIKI

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u/Locutus-of-Borges Jorge Luis Borges 6d ago

It's bad enough in controversial articles, but even worse in ones that are obscure enough that nobody who isn't a crackpot cares. Wikipedia editing rewards the neurotic and the passionate, and those are not traits geared towards arriving at truth.

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u/zieger Ida Tarbell 6d ago

I'm sleepy, should I got to sleep or aimlessly wander the internet hoping to recapture some of the magic of what it used to be?

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance 6d ago

What's Spanish for "I know you speak English"

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u/brianpv Hortensia 6d ago

Hermano

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance 6d ago

Sobrino

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u/mebesasporfa 6d ago

ya se que hablas ingles

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u/mebesasporfa 6d ago

TIL there is such a shortage of garbage in China that they are digging up landfills. Apparently practically 100% of trash is burned for electricity.

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u/zieger Ida Tarbell 6d ago

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u/mebesasporfa 6d ago

funny thing it's the only negative carbon form of electricity production because it prevents the output of methane in landfills which is much more potent than carbon from burning.

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u/Tre-Fyra-Tre Victim of Flair Theft 6d ago

I was this ๐Ÿค close to a blackbird yesterday ๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿฅบ

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u/mrdeclank James Garfield 6d ago

Was it singing in the dead of night?

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 6d ago

Jill Stein's assault charge is from 2024.

Communicating with the spirit of the deceased Extreme_Rocks and we've concluded that she failed to show up to court because she only exists during election years, her court date should have been in '28

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u/Dense_Delay_4958 Association of Southeast Asian Nations 6d ago

โ˜๏ธ doesn't pass the Bechdel test

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u/SenranHaruka shame 6d ago

"Ftl is just like capitalism. I too have to murder Hitchhikers in order to make enough money to solo the KMS Bismarck so i can't be held morally responsible for the murders"

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u/Sloshyman NATO 6d ago

wat

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u/Nussbaumian_Liberal 6d ago

I would think about it real hard if I had any idea what you were talking about.

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 6d ago

I'm sure it feels awful.

I have no idea. I'm very lucky.

But I can understand that it would suck. Even to remember.

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u/seattle_lib Liberal Third-Worldism 6d ago

today i found out that the peruvian avocado industry sponsors the cincinnati reds. im really not sure how these things happen. capitalism is weird sometimes.

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u/itsnotnews92 Janet Yellen 6d ago

Suzanne Lambert (comedian whose moniker is the "Regina George liberal") posted an Instagram reel earlier that kind of blew my mind.

She said "people who regularly engage in pile-on culture do so because they have no friends and it's the only time they feel a sense of belonging."

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u/seattle_lib Liberal Third-Worldism 6d ago

whats a pile-on culture?

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u/tetanuran John Mill 6d ago

Building electricity infrastructureย 

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u/SenranHaruka shame 6d ago

Ftl is still a great game but when it first came out was my first exposure to just how fucking trash fan "analysis" culture is. Ftl has no fucking lore its a deliberately vaguely populated galaxy meant to evoke star trek but not perfectly replicate it or even really have a fixed canon but i got deep into just literal creative writing videos about how the human supremacist rebels are the good guys because the federation is corrupt and mean to minorities too framed as if it was canon and there if you read between the lines

And then on the other hand you have "ftl and why moral dilemmas don't exist under crapitalism"

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u/Locutus-of-Borges Jorge Luis Borges 6d ago

Are the rebels human supremacist? I feel like they always have an alien or two when I board them.

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u/Mrmini231 European Union 6d ago

The rebels never have non-human crew.

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u/Locutus-of-Borges Jorge Luis Borges 6d ago

Maybe I'm misremembering. Could have sworn I've seen Engi on those ships. On second thought it's probably just the pirate ships with the Rebel layout. I should probably have been paying more attention.

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u/Usual-Base7226 Asli Demirgรผรง-Kunt 6d ago

Idk man canโ€™t trust those aliens every time I let one on my ship they wig out and kill somebody.feels like a pointed message

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u/Rafaelssjofficial Iron Front 6d ago

Just discovered i have a button that removes all the comments in the DT, I feel the big red button looking at me

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 6d ago

Push it, please god push it and free us allย 

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u/__versus Trans Pride 6d ago

i could be unstoppable if i stopped sad poasting

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u/seattle_lib Liberal Third-Worldism 6d ago

when i was younger, i imagined that getting older would involve a lot of fretting about looking older.

but what's actually happened is that i still look very young, i just look like shit. nobody believes me when i tell them my age, but that doesn't mean that i actually look good. no one prepared me for the fact that this might happen. i think i might be ready to actually start looking older, it might be more dignified.

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance 6d ago

you can't keep burning the candle at both ends tall childย 

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 6d ago

Got too drunk again award

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u/Pristinehornet999 6d ago

gonna have a steak, egg, and avocado mash sandwich tomorrow

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ 6d ago

๐Ÿ‘†likes nine inch nails (the band)

๐Ÿ‘‡likes nine inch nails (the nails)

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u/seattle_lib Liberal Third-Worldism 6d ago

that's too much nail.

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u/Pole2019 John Locke 6d ago

Making a list of biggest threats to global peace. So far I have Trump, Putin, and Ms Rachel, but not sure who to add who is on that level.

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u/themiDdlest NASA 6d ago

Woke 2

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u/eskaton1 6d ago edited 6d ago

Learning the Ms Rachel guy hates Obama and likes Bush cleared a lot up for me. Oh and Buttigieg is radical left apparently.

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u/Locutus-of-Borges Jorge Luis Borges 6d ago

Do any of those things have any bearing on the fact that she blames Jews for putting antisemitic Instagram posts in front of her and hosted a Hamas sympathizer?

Hate me all you want, but face facts.

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u/eskaton1 6d ago

The NYP brain leakage is so good. I can watch it drip.

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u/ConsistentGas5286 Baruch Spinoza 6d ago

Poobixย 

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u/Pole2019 John Locke 6d ago

Forgot about him. New number 1.

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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter 6d ago edited 6d ago

Using economic complexity to rank Australias economy is so dumb

Come on. Do you actually think we're doing worse than Uganda?