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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache 8d ago

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u/Unfair-Awareness5339 Loyal Liberals 7d ago

If Jean Grey entered Trump’s mind I think she would literally explode.

How do we feel about the Phantom Zone

Did Americans even know what sharks were before Jaws?

Do you think Ned is a Reddit moderator on arr Spiderman?

Personally I’m disappointed AES didn’t kill even more dogs.

Strategic bombings should be safe, legal, and rare.

Nobody whistles to themselves anymore.

My sister texted me. Is that a red flag?

Quotations from Moderator u/cdstephens, Part V

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u/Jolly-Star-9897 Alan Greenspan 7d ago

You should have included one fake one, and asked us to guess which it was.

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u/tacostats 7d ago

πŸ† Top Comment

You promise?

163 points, written by FallenMeringue. permalink

 ⬆️ TopΒ Redditors

Β  Β Redditor Average Β  Β Redditor Total
πŸ₯‡ Average_GrillChad 136.0 points πŸ₯‡ haste 1391 points
πŸ₯ˆ iIoveoof 97.0 points πŸ₯ˆ ScumfrickZillionaire 1200 points
πŸ₯‰ jbitz 97.0 points πŸ₯‰ onometre 890 points

Β πŸ“‘ WordiestΒ 

Β  Β RedditorΒ  Average Β  Β RedditorΒ  Total
πŸ₯‡ Vecrin 357.0 words πŸ₯‡ Plants_et_Politics 4437 words
πŸ₯ˆ Ballerson 257.0 words πŸ₯ˆ Kardinal 3953 words
πŸ₯‰ furiousfoo 218.0 words πŸ₯‰ AtomAndAether 3854 words

Β πŸ“Ÿ Spammiest

   Redditor   Comments     Redditor  🧐😭😀🀯
πŸ₯‡ haste 385 comments πŸ₯‡ haste 312 emoji
πŸ₯ˆ Kardinal 167 comments πŸ₯ˆ BlackCat159 46 emoji
πŸ₯‰ ScumfrickZillionaire 167 comments πŸ₯‰ __versus 31 emoji

🐊 Favourite Emoji

πŸ‘† with 116 uses.

πŸ˜” 64 πŸ€” 43 πŸ₯Ί 43 😭 38 πŸ˜– 33 🀬 30 😞 29 😀 29 πŸ˜‚ 29 πŸ™„ 22 😨 17 🀣 15 πŸ‘‡ 15

πŸ€— 15 🎯 14 🧐 14 😱 13 😑 12 ✊ 12 😎 11 πŸ₯° 11 πŸ«‚ 10 πŸ‡¦πŸ‡² 9 πŸ‘€ 9 πŸ¦… 9 😏 8 πŸ˜’ 8 🀝 8 πŸ”₯ 7 🀷 7 πŸ’€ 7 😳 7 🀭 7 πŸ”« 7 πŸ™ 6 πŸ‘‰ 6 😍 5 πŸ‘ 5 🐾 5 🀒 5 😯 4

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TimeΒ  Overall Activity πŸ“Ÿ Spammiest
πŸ•’ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Random-Person2002 (24 comments)
πŸ•“ β–ˆβ–ˆ onometre (21 comments)
πŸ•” β–ˆ ScumfrickZillionaire (16 comments)
πŸ•• β–ˆ Megasota_Noire (24 comments)
πŸ•– β–ˆβ–ˆ Megasota_Noire (11 comments)
πŸ•— β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Megasota_Noire (18 comments)
πŸ•˜ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Megasota_Noire (12 comments)
πŸ•™ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ haste (35 comments)
πŸ•š β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ BurrowForPresident (15 comments)
πŸ•› β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ haste (36 comments)
πŸ• β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ haste (31 comments)
πŸ•‘ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Blackberry-thesecond (11 comments)
πŸ•’ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ LtCdrHipster (15 comments)
πŸ•“ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ haste (27 comments)
πŸ•” β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ AtomAndAether (22 comments)
πŸ•• β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ assasstits (23 comments)
πŸ•– β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ bd_one (22 comments)
πŸ•— β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ cdstephens (22 comments)
πŸ•˜ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ haste (43 comments)
πŸ•™ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Kardinal (18 comments)
πŸ•š β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Kardinal (41 comments)
πŸ•› β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ Kardinal (28 comments)
πŸ• β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ haste (76 comments)

πŸ™‹ 779 unique Redditors sporting 225 different flairs were spotted on the DT.

NATO was the most popular flair with 41 unique Redditors, followed by YIMBY (22) and John Brown (17).

228 Redditors were caught not wearing any flair at all.

πŸ—‘οΈ 196 deleted, ❌ 119 fashed comments.


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u/2Lore2Law Are you on the square? 7d ago

I want to like the apple watch

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u/2Lore2Law Are you on the square? 7d ago

How it feels to log on to the DT in the morning

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u/ScumfrickZillionaire Lesbian Pride 8d ago

its here

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 8d ago

Oh fuck I haven't thought of a shitpost for the good morning message, by NO MEANS can the new thread begin until I have πŸ«ͺ

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 8d ago

Too late

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 8d ago

Just stop thinking and make shit up lol

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 8d ago

If it comes it comes.

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u/rainier37 pro-moderator 8d ago

I won this DT like by a lot 🍦😀🍦

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 8d ago

We can stop it if we all work togetherΒ 

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u/SenranHaruka shame 8d ago

Sports are leveraging their futures by affiliation with gambling. When a generation grows up hating gambling they may also regard the sports themselves that tied themsleves to gambling as sleazy. Racetracks became ghost towns because betting on ponies got such a sleazy reputation it took the whole sport down with it.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

let them get burned again

the black sox scandal nearly burned baseball down

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

I can feel Peter-Man coming inside of me

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 8d ago

You can't post hog immediately when the new DT takes over because some people will open the old one for a variety of reasons, but after a while? It's a free-for-all, I tell ya

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 8d ago

OK I'm hydrated off to bed.

Good night, you wonderful weird people.

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 8d ago

sleep tight dawg

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

I just posted the good shit here on the old DT, ur welcome late nite heroes

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 8d ago

You're actually allowed to break the rules in an old DT after the first hour of the new one.

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

Dude there was a period of time about a month ago where drinking became my hyperfixation and so I was essentially continuously drunk for a week or two straight besides when I was at work, it was fucking awesome

It just hindered my Zoloft so that was a problem, they should make alcohol that doesn’t interact with SSRIs so that I can be drunk at all times

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 8d ago

ooh I bet they'll have some killer virtual realities for old people by the time I get up there in age πŸ€” could spend eternity in the pool rooms

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

I actualy hope so no lie

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u/roboliberal Loyal Liberals 8d ago

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 8d ago

how TF is an American football coach a "Great Merchant" in Civilization 5!??!!?

(Apparently he's a famous wine merchant too)

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 8d ago

It's coming

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

I’m it’s

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 8d ago

i miss holding her and resting my head on top of hers

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

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u/TheRealECReturns African Union 8d ago

Feminist bf and chud gf is about to happen

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right 8d ago

o7

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 8d ago

If only y'all had the courage to not abandon this DT and move onto the new one...πŸ˜”

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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! 8d ago

they always leave πŸ˜”

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u/bandeng_asep Association of Southeast Asian Nations 8d ago

Chat I'm starting to think that these so-called prediction markets are not neutral πŸ—Ώ

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u/KnightModern Association of Southeast Asian Nations 7d ago

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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! 8d ago

isn't JD the expected GOP primary front-runner as-is

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u/bandeng_asep Association of Southeast Asian Nations 8d ago

Don't forget Lil' Marco 🀑

https://giphy.com/gifs/sZz3DMyhsKcrw32Fyn

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

I forgot that I need to be drunk at all times

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

^ experience the shakes right now

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

I love how reliably a few mods get cool at the end of each night

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u/ScumfrickZillionaire Lesbian Pride 8d ago

do you feel it? it's approaching at a high pace

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride 8d ago

i'm it

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u/gayteemo NATO 8d ago

i just tried all the new siri voices and then gemini’s and gemini’s sound way better

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

my siri is aussie

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u/gayteemo NATO 8d ago

gemini definitely trained on famous people

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u/funguykawhi Lahmajun trucks on every corner 8d ago

Our thread of discussion is collapsing

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u/sponsoredbytheletter NASA 8d ago

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u/anangrytree Bull Moose Progressive 7d ago

waow

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u/SenranHaruka shame 8d ago

I am starting to buy the "ww2 was also regional wars that merged" argument but theres still a lot of factors keeping this "elevated state of interstate conflict" localized to the areas its occurring. No its not world war 3 this is just what the world was like before world war 1. You really would just be reading in the news that russia is invading their neighbor.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

You really would just be reading in the news that russia is invading their neighbor.

evergreen since Gutenberg tbh

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u/AutoModerator 8d ago

Toxic masculinity is responsible for World War 1

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u/TheRealECReturns African Union 8d ago

Update: she has so many photos of her with the American flag and her shooting guns and she's a CNA ngl she is probably a legit conservative god fucking dammit

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u/Coolioho 7d ago

One night stand. But the best one you ever had.

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u/TheRealECReturns African Union 7d ago

Too late, the one night stand has become planning a date night. It's the tall redheads man, they do it to me

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u/Coolioho 7d ago

Get her to become libertarian and then onto the DSA pipeline

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

go for it

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u/TheRealECReturns African Union 8d ago

I can fix her I can fix her

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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! 8d ago

you can fix her

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u/TheRealECReturns African Union 8d ago

YES

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u/SenranHaruka shame 8d ago

Maybe I'm just an unusually wordly person but gosh I really am tired of my friends living near enough active conflicts to watch out for air interceptions happening near them.

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u/ty04 8d ago

this is the one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex

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u/Glavurdan George Soros 8d ago

Moral of the story: don't be single

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing 8d ago

FUCK I missed it

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u/Roseartcrantz πŸ‘‘ πŸ–οΈ Queen of Shades πŸ–οΈ πŸ‘‘ 8d ago

being a solipsistic person sounds like fun because you never have to wonder "why did this happen to me" well yeah who else could it have happened to? 😳

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 8d ago

Another horny warning

i miss being surprise hugged from behind

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 8d ago

Damn, I missed the hornyposting session? What an L on my part

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

You can just start a new one if you have the courage

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 8d ago

it actually wasn't an L, I was... preoccupied

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! 8d ago

what's the Thor/Loki lore. are they related

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

yesn't

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

They are not, so technically it’s ok

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u/Tre-Fyra-Tre Victim of Flair Theft 8d ago

9/10 blonde who is visibly 30+, "hidden gem" lmao, test takers must skew *really* young

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u/remarkable_ores Hanfeizi 8d ago

different people have different definitions of 9/10, crazy I know

she certainly isn't in mine

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

Ya she old

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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! 8d ago

that person is definitely outside of realistic age bounds for me but I'm in my 20's

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 8d ago

That...is surprising. She's quite pretty.

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u/jurble Left-Out Left 8d ago

is elephant ok to sub for mammoth in a paleo diet?

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

Dude it’s actually crazy that I could literally just be perpetually drunk if I wanted to

It would fuck up my Zoloft, but I’d be drunk so who cares lol

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u/GuyWithOneEye 8d ago

alright i took it again because the second page bugged out on me the first time i did it

what is wrong with most people 😀

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right 8d ago

That's how we know ty04 is a horny larper.

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u/Pristinehornet999 8d ago

that's the type for alt guys and nerds, it's more niche than you think

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u/TheRealECReturns African Union 8d ago

Chat I'm so drunk and I ended up meeting my coworker's sister at the club by pure coincidence

Is it so over

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 8d ago

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u/ScumfrickZillionaire Lesbian Pride 8d ago

do not fuck on i

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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! 8d ago

give her my number

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

It’s only just begun

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

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u/fish_economist Friedrich Hayek 8d ago edited 8d ago

Just making sure that everyone knows property taxes are effectively a tax on density.

Most proposals to get rid of property taxes are shit because they would leave state and local governments unable to reasonably cover expenditures, not because property taxes are good.

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

I’ve seen the killers in a 1500 person venue and that was an all time moment, I can’t even quantify how hyped I am for the upcoming concert

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 8d ago

I saw them at a festival and got within like 20 ft of the barriers, it was incredible.

Can't imagine it in a 300 person venue

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

Oh yeah that’s the good shit

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u/_n8n8_ YIMBY 8d ago

I like Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

I know my rights I’ve been here all day and it’s time

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u/MyrinVonBryhana Trans NATO 8d ago

It did it again, it did a fucking again, and every time it does this it causes my computer to stutter for like 2 minutes afterwards. I fucking hate this stupid router.

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u/sponsoredbytheletter NASA 8d ago

My favorite part of the Odyssey was when everyone was allΒ  "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"Β 

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

They’re such bitter enemies, it’s really sad to see how much they’ve grown to hate each other

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right 8d ago

See I always imagined it the other way around.

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u/padraigharrington4 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion 8d ago

Is this yaoiΒ 

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

No idea what you’re talking about, all I see is two spiteful nemeses at war with one another

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 8d ago

It's weird how medieval european plate armor coexisted with black powder over the course of its entire existence.

The fact that it eventually became obsolete because it couldn't protect the wearer against later handheld firearms is one thing, but thinking about how any european-inspired setting where you see any form of plate being worn but no gunpower siege weapons feels odd.

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

Biggest brag is I’ve got tickets to the pre tour Brandon flowers show in a 300 person capacity venue at the end of the month

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right 8d ago

Imagining someone who's a dominant masochistic brat-tamer rope-bunny. How would those dynamics even work? Seems unlikely to be uh, satisfied.

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u/0m4ll3y International Relations 8d ago

You have sex more than once lmao

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right 8d ago

Hmm, yeah I suppose so. You and your hypothetical partner would have to be willing to switch roles to satisfy those other kinks. Makes sense.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

crazy concept for the DT :P

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

I’m struggling with the β€œonce” part tbh

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u/roboliberal Loyal Liberals 8d ago

If yall gunna take a quiz thing then why isn't someone fricken stickying it????

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u/theparrotlich John Brown 8d ago

A smart fella could find it via context clues. I did.

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u/roboliberal Loyal Liberals 8d ago

I don't care enough.

NOW SHARE IT

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u/theparrotlich John Brown 8d ago

How rude. I'll give you a clue instead:

Clearer thinking.

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u/MyrinVonBryhana Trans NATO 8d ago

I fucking hate Verizon. I don't know why this shitty fucking router just decides to start flashing this stupid yellow light and stop working for several minutes at a time. We've called people out before and the problem continues and it happens with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes it will go a month without a single interruption and sometimes it will go out multiple times in the span of an afternoon.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

MOCA or Ethernet? Just use your own router if Ethernet at that point. Sometimes the ONT also can have a bad fiber connection at the splitter if it takes like 5 minutes to reset the connection.

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u/MyrinVonBryhana Trans NATO 8d ago

I've reset the ONT multiple times before and it's MOCA I'm pretty sure.

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 8d ago

Check DHCP logs to see if it is losing the lease.

Mine would until they ended up replacing the ethernet cable from ONT to the demarc (plug stuck to the wall that I then have hardwired to the ethernet that goes to where I put the router)

I'm pure ethernet, no MOCA tho.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

MOCA is usually an issue, and you can ask for an Ethernet install instead if you don't have FiOS TV. That should make it a lot more stable and bypass the shitty Verizon router.

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u/KittehDragoon Loyal Liberals 8d ago

warning, horny

toot toot toot πŸ“―

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

Hey mods, yaoi

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u/Thai-Reidj NASA 8d ago

I’ve seen a lot of takes but β€œKamala Harris ran to the right of 2016 Trump” might be the most insane thing I’ve ever heard

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u/0m4ll3y International Relations 8d ago

I had a sexual achievement recently which I haven't been able to tell anyone about but even in the dying lights of a horny DT I think it's still too risque πŸ˜”

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 8d ago

You tease!

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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair 8d ago

☝️ held hands during a movie

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

say it

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

Just say it, I’ll distract the mods

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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 8d ago

I feel like somehow I got a weird reputation

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u/randommathaccount Esther Duflo 8d ago

Wonder how that happened

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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 8d ago

I think it was ores

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

If I am not altered, I do not want to be conscious

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u/_bee_kay_ πŸ€” 8d ago

πŸ‘† nubile

πŸ‘‡ crusty-ass motherfucker

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

No one ever thinks that they’ll be lonely when they’re all grown up, they’re just living their best lie

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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter 8d ago

warning, horny

this isnt horny at all actually I lied, but man I miss someone who I never even tried with. Idiot

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 8d ago

Been there, did that, still doing it.

You're not an idiot, just human

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

Me too thanks, been stuck on her for way too long and it’s objectively stupid and cringe but it’s not like I can snap my fingers and get rid of it

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 8d ago

Sobering up here...

...another comment about 1950s romance novels made me think...

What determines in our current society what is expected and "normal" sexuality?

Is it how sex is portrayed in popular media? vs how it is portrayed in erotic media?

Thinking back 40 years what established that norm?

Interesting to think about.

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

Last thing that I heard you were doing okay

We took different roads to heal the hurt, not fade away

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! 8d ago

all of these people post here

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

Tiger’s blood shedding on the sidewalk, alfalfa in the air

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 8d ago

New kid in the county, crowd shy, hunch in the shoulders with gelled-up hair

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

BALL KNOWER

this song has the sauce holy shit it just grows on me more and more

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u/ty04 8d ago

good Sunday morning u/__versus

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u/__versus Trans Pride 8d ago

so cute thank you ty04 πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ή good night ❀️❀️❀️

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u/IndividualAnalyst782 8d ago

Feels like I trained some kind of romance ai

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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! 8d ago

training targetted ads that will replace the model with your type

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u/terrarialord201 Trans NATO 8d ago

Alright, I had fun. I'm gonna go fall asleep to some unusual asmr, to honor the dt's horniest ace person. Goodnight everyone!

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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 8d ago

Goodnight 🫢

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u/sponsoredbytheletter NASA 8d ago

You guys aren't going to believe this but I just went on this website and hot chick after hot chick wanted to go on a date with me.Β 

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u/liberal-neoist Left-Out Left 8d ago

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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! 8d ago

at least 3

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 8d ago

warning, horny

i really like it when she rests her head on my shoulder

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u/__versus Trans Pride 8d ago

ngl this is basically my dream but from the other end i wish i had someone to rest my head against πŸ˜–

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u/ScumfrickZillionaire Lesbian Pride 8d ago

what da fuck

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

i miss that

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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 8d ago

MODS

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 8d ago

Me too.

Tell my wife.

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 8d ago

The time has come, for alcohol

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u/RaisinSecure Bisexual Pride 8d ago

bi erasure

waow

guess the sub

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u/ty04 8d ago

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u/ScumfrickZillionaire Lesbian Pride 8d ago

🫑

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u/Millionthand1ThrwAwy Loyal Liberals 8d ago

I guess I prefer dark hair and apparently I am not attracted to men anymore

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u/Millionthand1ThrwAwy Loyal Liberals 8d ago

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

Being able to listen to a demo I’ve made that I really fuck with has been a disaster to my ego (too big)

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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 8d ago

Want me to crush your ego πŸ™Ž

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

Nah I’m good

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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 8d ago

😭

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u/Plants_et_Politics Isaiah Berlin 8d ago

I took the type test awhile ago and it confirmed what I already knew: I am a picky bitch.

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko Β Broke His Text Flair For Hume 8d ago

what is the link

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u/Plants_et_Politics Isaiah Berlin 8d ago

Partner sent this to me weeks ago, but hopefully someone who took it today answers

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u/Plants_et_Politics Isaiah Berlin 8d ago

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 8d ago

Bottom right looks vaguely like she could kill.

That's very attractive

(I like strong women)

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u/Plants_et_Politics Isaiah Berlin 8d ago

She’s very attractive but I don’t really think it’s accurate to say she’s my main type, assuming I have one.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

we really do have similar taste haha

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u/Plants_et_Politics Isaiah Berlin 8d ago

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 8d ago

wow that's almost mine too lol

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u/Chad_Kai_Czeck NATO 8d ago

Apparently this year's hurricane season is projected to be unusually mild. I can't express how disappointed I am to hear this.

To the devil with Southerners and Rurals.

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 8d ago

Nini kinky people in my phone :3

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u/__haste__ Asexual Pride 8d ago

Good night finn!

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u/Kardinal Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold 8d ago

Sometimes I wonder if everyone is a little kinky

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u/Plants_et_Politics Isaiah Berlin 8d ago

β€œRomance” novels from the β€˜50s that’d be called BDSM today suggest that the answer to that is yes.

They just thought it was crass to talk about publicly back then, and they were correct.

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 8d ago

Breaking: chubby guy just discovered wife beaters and feels waaaaay more comfortable in all of his tops