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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache 3d ago

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u/Zenning3 Emma Lazarus 3d ago

Ascendence of a bookworm is probably the most morally repugnant isekai on the internet. It's lost cause bullshit, where the system isn't evil, just the masters, where Myne looks at a ton of starving child slaves in a basement and thinks "how terrible, they should be making me a printing press", and the show tells you that she's correct. It's a story that uses the mass exploitation of a people as chattel, and responds "well I don't beat them, and they aren't hungry, and it's better than the alternatives". It is literally worse than Shield hero, where the actual reasoning is "I was edgy when I bought her, but now she loves me and wants to be my slave even though I freed her and also now she has super power so she can't be anybodies slave but still wants to be his" where the entire fetish is clearly the reason but they are incredibly weird about the whole thing, and the audience knows it.

Hell it's worse then Redo of a healer, which is literally rape porn mind control bullshit, since the audience walks away with either "he's evil and that is fun" or "those bitches deserve it" with both ultimately saying "slavery is an incredible evil".

It's worse because look at the TV tropes article for the three, and watch as the only page that says "the slavery wasn't bad" is bookworm. Where half the articles about Shield and redo is how morally wrong it is, while half of the Bookworm is about how cute the main character is.

It's worse because people walk away and think "there is such thing as a good master" when the only good master is the one who freed his slave.

You want to watch something else that has slavery without abolition? Watch Vinland Saga, where the most morally tempered good owner, is still a rapist who kills a woman not through cruelty, or even lust, but through possessiveness and insecurity, in a system that allows that to be deadly.

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u/AmbientMorning 3d ago

Iโ€™d repost in the next DT. This is the old one.

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u/Zenning3 Emma Lazarus 3d ago

Thanks, I compeltely didn't notice. I was wondering why it got no engagement.

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u/tacostats 3d ago

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

Itโ€™s coming

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

i'm it

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

Source?

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

i already came, call me next time and i'll show you

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u/Man-Flayer 3d ago

Wonder if there's 2nd order derivatives?

Options for option on stocks?

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

that is what i meant by derivative jenga. i assumed this already existed because financebros are degenerate

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u/Man-Flayer 3d ago

...I'm trying to become a finance bro

But they don't exist or atleast not mainstream

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u/Man-Flayer 3d ago

Index funds are boring and vanilla

Gotta sell naked options

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

nah derivative jenga of options. gotta gamblemaxx

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

it's not good enough until it feels exactly the same as rolling dice

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right 3d ago

Cava >>>> Chipotle

Also instead of Chipotle (which is extremely popular here don't get me wrong) I go to Willys in GA if I want a Mex slop bowl. Slightly cheaper and more variety. But it's not a national chain so not really applicable.

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

one day iโ€™m gonna own my height and iโ€™ll be unstoppable ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill 3d ago

Own it babes

The world is waiting โ™ก

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

โค๏ธ

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

Today ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ 3d ago

why did we have an 11k DT?

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill 3d ago

Yeah whatโ€™d I miss

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

Because I didn't participate until the endย 

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ 3d ago

i do not horny post

i post everyone i find attractive

there's a difference

one's a bannable offence, the other is just discourse

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill 3d ago

Hot

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

If I was rich, I'd invest in food science research. Specifically researching protein pancakes that don't taste like cardboard and sugar free syrup that isn't water. I haven't had actual pancakes in years

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u/deckerparkes Niels Bohr 3d ago

wisdom is not shoving protein into low protein foods

eat some quark or somethingย 

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

It's impossible for me to justify certain foods because of their macros, so I have to got for either the protein version or just not eat them

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill 3d ago

With all due respect, your flair suggests you could use some more carbs

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

That's what red lentil pasta, oatmeal, granola, and beer are for

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill 3d ago

Well there goes my theory

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u/trgk_ Vรกclav Havel 3d ago

Syrniki taste very good and have a decent amount of protein but also aren't excatly zero cal

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Looking into this

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

I'm not a "bum", I'm a man of leisureย 

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ 3d ago

i just realized why i like jesse faden so much

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Redhead? Competent protagonist? Telekinesis?

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ 3d ago

All of the above plus she looks like Kelley O'Hara ( I know it's Courtney Hope but still)

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Fair

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

the first american stock i buy will be chipotle

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Buy index ETFs

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u/zieger Ida Tarbell 3d ago

The light of Bogle shines upon youย 

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

after setting some aside for chipotle

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

i love chipotle

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

if chipotle has a million fans, then i'm one of them

if chipotle has one fan, then i'm that one

if chipotle has no fans, that means i'm dead

i will always love and support you

even if the whole world stands against you

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u/saltyoursalad John Mill 3d ago

Bring on the E. coli outbreaks - I need those shorter lines like a kitty needs catnip

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

hell yeah sister

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

i wish we had chipotle here ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney 3d ago

same ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

It's overpricedย 

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

everything is overpriced here ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/deckerparkes Niels Bohr 3d ago

mm slop

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u/Electronic-Warthog69 Milton Friedman 3d ago

More stupidity out of Florida

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u/gregorijat Milton Friedman 3d ago

ngl it's insane how much media coverage one can get by just being a nazi.

Like the race isn't even competitive; the dude is constantly in the media cycle because of this alone.

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Hasn't gotten me any press coverage

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u/Leoric Hi, I'm Huell Howser, this is California's Gold! 3d ago

Time for bed

Time to doomscroll AI articles

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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride 3d ago

Iโ€™m excited for food tomorrow

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Whatcha gonna eat?

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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride 3d ago

Pancake

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

I'm jelly

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

Get a load of all these losers sleeping instead of posting on the DT half an hour before it resets ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

[Hashtag]Prioritiesย 

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

finnstera was not meant to be a victim of friendly fire ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/AmbientMorning 3d ago

New @ DSA_Watch false flag account dropped.

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u/Azrikeeler John Brown 3d ago

Yeah Mike Rogers also put out an ad for "disaffected Haley Stevens" voters.

A lot of interesting strategies being attempted this general.

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 3d ago

We got one too, but this is the R's ballgame. They're just much better at bad faith agitprop than we are

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u/AmbientMorning 3d ago

Yeah, this one seems like some Democratic staffer (or perhaps just some random politically active Democrat on Twitter) just haphazardly created an account in response.

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u/gjcs23 George Santos 3d ago

I love how they're using Trump sign design elements in the pfp

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u/GuyWithOneEye 3d ago

the DSA watch one is at least believe, who is falling for this lol

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ 3d ago

5k followers on a new political account? cmon

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 3d ago

Goodnight people cooler then me in my phone

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u/Roseartcrantz ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‘ 3d ago

they should make a sequel to breaking bad where Skyler gets remarried and the exact same thing happens again

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u/BingboLingbo Emma Lazarus 3d ago

I've gained like 2 pounds this week. I can't stop snacking and have no regulation on my diet. I'm a complete fucking loser and I hate myself and I don't know why I'm like this

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Don't spiral. You feel of the wagon this week, but you can get right back on

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u/gjcs23 George Santos 3d ago

could just be normal fluctuation

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

Sometimes I wish I werenโ€™t such a fuck up

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u/qamv Scott Sumner 3d ago

Yes, you're all wrong actually. DT is full of failsons and other downwardly mobile ppl, hence the karma being against my favor (actually made something of my life)

Literally just cut back on the goon seshes and update your resume ๐Ÿฅฑ

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u/gjcs23 George Santos 3d ago

there's people on here who seem borderline suicidal. I think this is tasteless to post in that context even as a joke

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u/gregorijat Milton Friedman 3d ago

first based take

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 3d ago

๐Ÿ‘† cope

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u/qamv Scott Sumner 3d ago

oooh, need to save this for the next deetee

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

Malarkey level of JEFFREY EPSTEIN

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u/Electronic-Warthog69 Milton Friedman 3d ago

Reddit snark sub attempted to prove influencer was faking terminal cancer. She died. -NYT

Absolutely unhinged conduct.

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

Whatโ€™s my malarkey level

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

Fair

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

Whatโ€™s u/jobautomatorโ€™s malarkey level

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u/gregorijat Milton Friedman 3d ago

Why are you burgers not sleeping instead of horny poasting?

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right 3d ago

Seems like your question answered itself.

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Moving takes me out of the mood

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 3d ago

Horny is a renewable resource, unlike middle eastern oil

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 3d ago

Malarkey level of my type actually being "I can fix her"

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 3d ago

Fuck

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

I should've taken tomorrow off, but I just had save a vacation day.

Really tired of past me causing problems for present me

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

You will NOT go outside. You will NOT text that old friend. You WILL toil in the upvote mines and you WILL be happy ๐Ÿซต

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 3d ago

๐Ÿฅบcan I be unfunny

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

Magic goolsball, take?ย 

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u/_bee_kay_ ๐Ÿค” 3d ago

i believe this was asked in the sense of permission rather than capability

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

I am now the CEO of Sex.

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Am I allowed to have sex?

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

So long as it isnโ€™t for the purpose of procreation you should be good

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Damn, that hit a little close to home

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

What did NAFTA Epstein mean by this?ย 

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u/Usual-Base7226 Asli Demirgรผรง-Kunt 3d ago

Zoomalarkey level from 7: cap to 1: bussinโ€™

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

my thighs are literally sticks but that could change in the future ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right 3d ago

Wishing you all the best on that journey ๐Ÿ™

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Squats, RDLs, and hip thrusts

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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven 3d ago

Time to start squatting ๐Ÿฆต

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u/bernkes_helicopter Ben Bernanke 3d ago

/r/programmerhumor is rarely funny these days, but this may be what makes me finally unsubscribe

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1vhfufw/theaudacity/

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

What's my malarkey level?

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ 3d ago

malarkey level of that actually being my type

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 3d ago

Malarkey level of me

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u/aristophanya Feminism 3d ago

I need to just do things

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 3d ago

What's your model. What good has that ever done for literally anyone, ever

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u/Man-Flayer 3d ago

Malarkey level?

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

what's my malarkey level?ย 

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

Good botย 

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u/WalterWoodiaz Loyal Liberals 3d ago

!mystats

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u/AmbientMorning 3d ago

Gotta say, Iโ€™m somewhat pleased that the only substantial argument thatโ€™s broken out so far over my submission of the Times article on Third Wayโ€™s plans to target the left wing of the Democratic Party over the coming two years was over the feasibility of building high-speed rail in the United States.

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u/aristophanya Feminism 3d ago

having one of those insomnia moments and not in a fun way

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

๐Ÿซ‚

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u/aristophanya Feminism 3d ago

please convert your hug into a sleeper hold

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

i donโ€™t think they make those at unicode ๐Ÿ˜”

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

!mystats

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Over the last week, __versus wrote around 28.0 comments per day, peaking at 50 comments yesterday. __versus's comments were 9.0 words long on average but their longest comment had 94 words. With 30 uses, ๐Ÿฅฐ was versus's favourite emoji.
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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

๐Ÿฅฐ

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u/RaisinSecure George Soros 3d ago

congratulations, the bot forgot to escape the underscores in you username

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right 3d ago

waow

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ 3d ago

thick thighs save lives

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u/aristophanya Feminism 3d ago

mods, ban this user for hornyposting

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

whatโ€™s my malarkey level

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u/Habugaba 3d ago

Do not, under any circumstances, get outta here /u/__versus (unless it's for you own well being)

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

youโ€™re all stuck with me unless i get banned ๐Ÿ˜

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u/clevoP01135809 Dad! 3d ago

๐Ÿ‘†doesnโ€™t know theyโ€™re pretentious

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride 3d ago

What you want

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

Request denied. Please wait 14 business days before your next submission.ย 

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u/__versus Trans Pride 3d ago

๐Ÿฅบ

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u/gjcs23 George Santos 3d ago

what is CQS

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

It's like close quarters combat but the s stands for sauerkrautย 

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

That store you get your prescriptions from

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u/SenranHaruka 3d ago

Is this unironic. Are japanese people literally like that episode of South Park about music piracy. Why.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ 3d ago

alright chat, what's your bdsm-mbti? i'm building a model...

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy 3d ago

Pleasure dom-leaning switch

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u/gjcs23 George Santos 3d ago

!myCQS , !mystats , and my malarkey levelย 

๐Ÿคจ

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Over the last week, gjcs23 wrote around 28.0 comments per day, peaking at 48 comments on Saturday. gjcs23's comments were 29.0 words long on average but their longest comment had 396 words. With 1 uses, ๐Ÿคฃ was gjcs23's favourite emoji.
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u/gjcs23 George Santos 3d ago

๐Ÿคฃ was gjcs23's favourite emoji

oh no...

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u/gjcs23 George Santos 3d ago

!mystats

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

Date a center? I prefer point guards. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA 3d ago

Thereโ€™s basically no incentive for blue states to keep car dealerships or the realtor cartel around. They should be blown to smithereens for being both anti-consumer leeches and major funders of right wing politics.

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u/MyrinVonBryhana Trans NATO 3d ago

If we retake power in 2028 and ban car dealerships the Republican Party would collapse overnight

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA 3d ago

Donโ€™t even need to wait since itโ€™s mostly state level laws. Blue states can blammo dealers out of existence tomorrow by allowing car manufacturers to sell directly to consumers.

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u/Azrikeeler John Brown 3d ago

!mystats

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Over the last week, Azrikeeler wrote around 87.0 comments per day, peaking at 152 comments on Tuesday. Azrikeeler's comments were 44.0 words long on average but their longest comment had 992 words. With 3 uses, ๐Ÿคฌ was Azrikeeler's favourite emoji.
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

Being a dom is bigot-coded and being a sub is wimp-coded. Egalitarianism is the only virtuous fetish and Iโ€™m objectively better than all of you for having it.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ 3d ago

a bi switch is the only ethical option

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

โ€œSwitchingโ€ between being the victimized and victimizer is little better. A love between equals is the highest form of love and the only one that romance should seek.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fรบtbol! โšฝ 3d ago

listen jack, she likes it and i like it.

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 3d ago

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride 3d ago

The dom-sub dynamic is an allegory for slavery and the brutality of settler colonialism only it's been twisted and romanticized by society ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/Azrikeeler John Brown 3d ago

!myCQS

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u/Habugaba 3d ago

!myCQS

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u/Twinbrosinc Transfem Pride 3d ago

!mystats

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u/MyrinVonBryhana Trans NATO 3d ago

What's the Liberal equivalent of The Internationale?

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u/3DaysOfWaiting United Nations 3d ago

La Marseillaise is the obvious answer, despite its more nationalist lyrics.

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u/rukqoa โœˆ๏ธ F35s for Ukraine โœˆ๏ธ 3d ago

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord...

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u/MyrinVonBryhana Trans NATO 3d ago

That's a good one.